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Sister in law

skooterblue2 · 2012-08-17 10:06:01

I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me. "How could you?!" she screamed. "HOW COULD YOU?! You've ****ed my sister you bastard!" "I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?" "The autopsy," she cried.

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I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me.

"How could you?!" she screamed. "HOW COULD YOU?! You've ****ed my sister you bastard!"

"I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?"

"The autopsy," she cried.

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