How would you improve the human body ( if you were "the maker" )

Mr.Crinklewood

- all poos would be those poos that require no arse wiping or toilet paper.

kincsem

Toenails a bit unnecessary.

Biggins

Faster legs so I can get to the off licence before it shuts!

racso1975

3 boobs

frag420

Women would not have vocal cords!!

staker

With a username like that OP would you not prioritise?

crazy cabbage

what stupid idiot puts a waste pipe through a recreational zone

Mr Benevolent

Pheremones that fire on command.

devotional1993

Zoom eyeballs and nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.

FairytaleGirl

Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

Mr.Crinklewood

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

We`d be far more efficient than women, no waiting around for 9 months.

Lazy bitches.

Daveysil15

Shorten the spine so people can blow themselves.

Rechargeable testes.

Fruit flavoured semen.

frag420

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

The OP said improve the human race, not destroy it!!

Miss Lockhart

Remove the necessity for the menstrual cycle. Seems very inefficient.

Hersheys

adios appendix.

And also men should have periods too.

Biggins

devotional1993 wrote: »

...nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.

Tried that on the wife once.
When I woke up from the concussion, I learned it don't work!

staker

I'd get rid of nasal hair, stop that having to seperate the wheat from the chaff business in the mouth when peckish.

shopaholic01

devotional1993 wrote: »

Zoom eyeballs and nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.

Some men seem to think the already do!

I would opt for controlled ovulation - ovulating only if you were trying to get pregnant, and then only getting a period if you didn't conceive. This would also work to a man's advantage as there would be no unplanned pregnancies.

The King of Moo

Rock hard teeth that can withstand our modern sugar and processed-food filled diet would be good.

I'd also like stronger leg muscles to make running and walking places easier and faster.

Sierra 117

I'd make it impossible to bite the inside of your mouth. Also, stronger toes to resist stubbing.

Crann na Beatha

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shopaholic01

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Shorten the spine so people can blow themselves.

Rechargeable testes.

Fruit flavoured semen.

I remember on a similar thread someone suggested chocolate flavour - either would be a definite improvement!

A few less ribs would probably benefit autofellatio more - ask mickeydazzler.

SeaFields

racso1975 wrote: »

3 boobs

3 hands also ?

admiralofthefleet

i give us extendable arms so we can scratch our own backs

Chuck Stone

Balls inside the body instead of placed between legs that act as a guide for a swinging foot.

Special eyelids for viewing underwater.

Aidric

No pubes.

Dangerous Man

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

Absolutely. We'd have no need for you lot then...

staker

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Balls inside the body instead of placed between legs that act as a guide for a swinging foot.

Special eyelids for viewing underwater.

Anyone else read this as underwear instead of underwater first time round?

woodoo

I'd put a spare eye at the back of the head.

Colmustard

Telepathy,

Ehh on second thoughts no everyone would know how weird i am.

mahamageehad

No more underarm hair! And I'd also get rid of that feeling you get when you sleep with your arm in a funny position and all the blood drains out of it and it goes dead and you're almost sure it's going to have to be amputated.

Cienciano

Balls on the inside, orgasm lasting 5 minutes.

FairytaleGirl

Hersheys wrote: »

adios appendix.

And also men should have periods too.

Itd be hilarious if men had periods, all of a sudden, heat packs, tampax/pads and chocolate would be free on the HSE and youd get a few days allowance off work every month.

In addition a button to switch off your mind to relax would be nice

Swampy

Have fit looking bodies all the time regardless of large amounts of food, booze and no exercise.

Gummy Panda

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Hersheys wrote: »

adios appendix.

And also men should have periods too.

Itd be hilarious if men had periods, all of a sudden, heat packs, tampax/pads and chocolate would be free on the HSE and youd get a few days allowance off work every month.

Nah men would just man up.

Varied

Wings.
High metabolism, so we can eat what we want.
Laser nipples.

Colmustard

Do we really have to grow old, why can't we just stop ageing at 25 and just die at 100.

Riddle101

Immunity to all diseases and illness. Let's be honest, a life risk free from cancer, aids and everything else would be great. People could smoke without worrying about about lung cancer, or drink without worrying about liver failure etc. No family tragedies caused by early deaths(At least illness related anyway).

rob w

Toes that can stub doors!

Teyla Emmagan

No more insomnia. Being able to fall asleep when you want just like flicking a switch.

Colmustard

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

No more insomnia. Being able to fall asleep when you want just like flicking a switch.

Less sleep say 2 hours, sleep is a waste of life.

Pottler

I'd make the top of heads really hard metal so if someone dropped somthing heavy on it I wouldn't have the banging headache I have now. Or the huge lump. Gotta love them movies where they get battered in the head and are able to just carry on regardless.

pragmatic1

Greater control of the penis.

1ZRed

Decide when we want to be fertile instead of having to avoid getting someone pregnant unintentionally

Gummy Panda

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Greater control of the penis.

Like some sort of tentacle?

1ZRed

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Like some sort of tentacle?

In hopes that he'll finally be able to hit her spot :pac:

Mena

Eating and breathing through the same orrofice, stupid evolution.

Gills for all.

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Like some sort of tentacle?

You been watchin the manga again, havent ye....

Colmustard

An elephants trunk, one of the most amazing addendums in nature, it can be a snorkel a hose a shovel, it can smell things a mile off it can pick up a car or a dime.

Hmmmm but where to put it.

1ZRed

Colmustard wrote: »

An elephants trunk, one of the most amazing addendums in nature, it can be a snorkel a hose a shovel, it can smell things a mile off it can pick up a car or a dime.

Hmmmm but where to put it.

I know exactly what you're thinking man!














A tail would be very handy!

Markcheese

Wheels ... Preferably powered .. Or you'd roll down the hill...