Thread titles from the past - what would AH document?

Paddy Cow

As the title says. How would have AH have documented the past if the internet existed?

SocSocPol

eh?

girl in the striped socks

I have read this a few times & I still can't make sense of it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

What,The.f.uck.Are.You.Talking.About.?.

emeraldstar

Paddy Cow wrote: »

As the title says.

You're gonna have to expand on that.

brianwalshcork

Paddy Cow wrote: »

As the title says. How would have AH have documented the past if the internet existed?

Badly....


.... Judging by this thread.

Red21

Is it a RIP JFk Kinda thing

kneemos

Same as it does now!

El Weirdo

I think you're going to have to give a few examples, OP.

Paddy Cow

Sorry, I made a mistake when posting the thread title but have since made it clearer. Hopefully

4zn76tysfajdxp

AH titles tend to be fairly descriptive and to-the-point. Not exactly laugh riot stuff.

Man lands on the moon.

Kennedy shot!

Stalin dead CONDOLENCE THREAD ONLY READ MOD NOTE POST 1 BEFORE POSTING!

That sort of thing.

TeddyTedson

Was the moon landing faked?

Do you think Nasa really landed on the moon or was it just in a TV studio?
I watched it on a massive 14" screen with 50 shades of grey.

El Weirdo

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Sorry, I made a mistake when posting the thread title but have since made it clearer. Hopefully

No you didn't, I did. I deleted your duplicate thread and replaced the title of this thread with the title of that one.

I hope that makes everything clearer for everyone that is struggling to work out what this thread is actually about.

Oh, and my answer to the question in the OP: Zanussi washing machines.

Paddy Cow

El Weirdo wrote: »

I think you're going to have to give a few examples, OP.

-1111 bc - man discovers fire : end of the world is inevitable!

foxinsox

I think I get what you mean:


Henry VIII on his third wife..
He goes through them alright.
How many of AH'rs have had a wife beheaded? Poll included.


"Ghengis Khan on the move again!"
Discuss...

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"Holy Moly some Dinosaurs just died"..

...although, a T Rex would be typing it with it's tail so would turn out like this:

"Hkjmsd;.sdc. some jhhayghjkmf kjklk;ks skmf.cs.cxs;,clsdkm"

kneemos

How's your potatoe crop doing?

Paddy Cow

El Weirdo wrote: »

No you didn't, I did. I deleted your duplicate thread and replaced the title of this thread with the title of that one.

I hope that makes everything clearer for everyone that is struggling to work out what this thread is actually about.

Oh, and my answer to the question in the OP: Zanussi washing machines.

In fairness the original post I made by mistake made no sense whatsoever. If the one I replaced it with makes even less sense then I apologise. I just thought it would be fun to post what AH'ers would have thought of history throughout the times!

Sunnyisland

Is patrick really coming to Ireland ?











(he wasn't a saint then)

foxinsox

"Any of you got The Plague yet?"

El Weirdo

Paddy Cow wrote: »

In fairness the original post I made by mistake made no sense whatsoever. If the one I replaced it with makes even less sense then I apologise. I just thought it would be fun to post what AH'ers would have had of history througout the times!

Paddy Cow wrote: »

In fairness the original post I made by mistake made no sense whatsoever. If the one I replaced it with makes even less sense then I apologise. I just thought it would be fun to post what AH'ers would have made of history throughout the times!

You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you?

Where To

El Weirdo wrote: »

I hope that makes everything clearer for everyone that is struggling to work out what this thread is actually about.

Not really, no.

Chucken

El Weirdo wrote: »

You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you?

Cant you leave him alone, he probably has the consumpton

The King of Moo

The Emancipation Proclamation: "Liberal Do-Gooders in America at it again :rolleyes:."

Any time pre-1921: "Are the British really that bad?" *cue multi-page bitter discussion*

1930s - 1945: "Is Hitler really that bad?" *repeat*

Vietnam War: *similar unending argument, but also with:* "Vietnam: Best Soundtrack to a War Ever? (poll added)"

Any time period: "Whatever happened to real men?" OP: "It seems/seemeth to me like men all wear skinny jeans/elaborate wigs/fancy suits/long hair/make up/tights/figure-hugging sabre-tooth tiger pelts..."

"People's obsession with celebrities like Charles Dickens or William Shakespeare"
OP: "FFS, wat do they do just write a few words den deyre paid loads? I cud do that. That Dickens doesnt even write whole books, just puts bits of them in the paper every month. FFS." or
"FFSeth" I cant believeth that so many people doth go crazy over yon man Shakespeare like. hes just a talentless hack, all his plots are rip-offs of old stories and their full of unnecessary violence. Lo, doth his popularity proveth that u'll never go wrong appealing to the lowest common denominator, an that our culture is so much more dumbed down? Gimme the likes of Sackville any day: he didnt need loads of sex and violence to get ppl to go to a play."

The Moon Landing: "The Moon: what's the bloody point?"

The Mother and Child Scheme, 1950: "Unbelievable!! Govt Wants YOU to pay for single mothers and their children!!"
OP: "this is really pc gone mad! so apparently the government wants us taxpayers money to pay for some bints who cant keep their legs open!? sorry luv but you shouldve thought of that before u opened the garden gate to fancy johnny woodbines after the pictures :rolleyes:.
Good on McQuaid, hes the only one in this country of lefty liberal atheists who isnt afraid to tell it like it is."

keith16

1990: "Where can I get some contraceptive?"

girl2

Im sorry - but Im still lost, regardless of the changes in titles or whatever. Think am gonna have to sit this one out.

:rolleyes:

kneemos

girl2 wrote: »

Im sorry - but Im still lost, regardless of the changes in titles or whatever. Think am gonna have to sit this one out.

:rolleyes:

It's all about the money,money,money.

up for anything

Richard the Lionheart - gay or misunderstood?

Has anyone managed not to declare everything to those Domesday assessors? Once the cart pulls up outside your house, you're fucked.

Those bloody Tudors wrecking the country. Can't wait till we get rid of the monarchy and can elect some honest politicians!

TeddyTedson

Anyone elses limbs falling off lately?

TheKeenMachine

Poll: Genghis - Khan he conquer the known world?

phasers

1001 recipes for dandelions

How to make a cup of grain last 2 weeks

Anyone know What's going on at the GPO?
(First reply would be 'Dublin forum' obv)

women given the vote! MOD NOTE POST 256

Iceberg? more like alien transport vessel! Wake up sheeple!

ArtyM

France has fallen, anyone know a good Germen teacher?
The Wheel, a fad or a good idea?
Anyone seen this Jesus guy live, I hear he has some good stories.