If your Internet History was made public.....

ArtyM

So, lets say due to the activities of some hacker or disgruntled isp employee all our Internet histories were published online.
All your friends/family/workmates/neighbours could see a complete list of every site you have visited over the last month.
Would people see you differently, remember that you can see theirs too.
Dont know the exact figures for average/normal pornage but I assume my 6 hrs per day is normal.

ringadingding

You know the horrors you feel with a really bad hangover.
Mine would be bad enough to kill me if my history was made public.

I feel queasy just thinking about it

3DataModem

Wikipedia
Gambling
Boards
2+2
Fap

phasers

4chan
Reddit
Boards
HUKD
TVLine
Many, many torrent sites


I think I'm good

CavanCrew

ArtyM wrote: »

I assume my 6 hrs per day is normal.

Jaysus you are some weirdo,


But no my history is pretty boring,
I just look up cute baby sloths in the sloth orphanage, theyre so cute.

Owen_S

A lot of people pressed Shift CTRL Delete upon entering this thread.

MaroonAndGreen

Id probably kill myself :P

The King of Moo

"So he spends lots of his time procrastinating by pretending to be a made-up king and arguing fruitlessly with people on the internet?"






"We've really underestimated him!"

PieForPi

I'd be bleedin' scarleh

G.K.

People would think of me differently because they'd see that I've never watched porn.

McChubbin

Ehhh...
Tumblr
Facebook
Deviantart
Fakku
Redtube

Hrrmmm... I'd be embarassed to a certain point....

leggo

The only thing I'd be worried about would be weird Google searches that'd look bad when viewed out of context (but are actually normal/just funny when explained why I searched for them). But, even then, meh. Everyone who knows me knows who I am (or has their mind made up anyway) so why would I be desperate enough to try and push them into believing in a perception of me that they probably won't anyway?

ihsb

Wayyyyyy too much online stalking... people that I have no interest in either! It is just an awfully bad habit of mine. Nothing too creepy though.

PieForPi

TBLOP

That is all.

AlmightyCushion

No one would shake hands with me ever again.

Real Life

MaroonAndGreen wrote: »

Id probably kill myself :P

this, it would be pretty bad, i dont take i could face the public again.

EoghanIRL

leggo wrote: »

The only thing I'd be worried about would be weird Google searches that'd look bad when viewed out of context (but are actually normal/just funny when explained why I searched for them). But, even then, meh. Everyone who knows me knows who I am (or has their mind made up anyway) so why would I be desperate enough to try and push them into believing in a perception of me that they probably won't anyway?

Yeah sure " out of context "

Cienciano

I remember when the internet was new back in the late 90s (shut up nerds, it was new to me and my mates anyway) with dial up and my mate was asking how did it show up on the phone bill. We told him it was itemised like for phone calls. It shows what sites you were on, and when, and for how long.
The look of horror on his face was priceless

Kev.OC

With the exception of porn, no, I wouldn't be too bothered.

But on the porn thing OP, would people be able to see the site I used or the particular videos I watched?

Site - Embarrassing, but I'd get over it.
Particular videos - I'd move, to a small tropical island, where the most advanced piece of technology was a wheelbarrow, and not tell anyone.

Where To

boards
betfair
wikipedia
paddypower
oddschecker
bet365
ebookers
expedia
tripadvisor
irish taxi gorum
imdb
facebook:o
easyjet
british airways
aer lingus
ryanair
rte
journal.ie


I'm quaking in my fu**ing boots!!

Mostly boards, Facebook, porn and my various doomsday devices.

admiralofthefleet

boards
facebook
rte
argos
smyths toys
ikea
dream ireland
aer lingus

Where To

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

boards
facebook
rte
argos
smyths toys
ikea
dream ireland
aer lingus

Pervert.

the_syco

I'd be arrested by an unknown government taskforce.... :pac:

Jimoslimos

Wasn't there a leak of AOL user searches a few years back? In a few cases it was possible to identify people from them.

KKkitty

I'd probably be thrown out the door and told get a life

SusieBlue

Facebook
Boards
Youtube
Parenting forum
1channel.com
River Island
Meteor (for webtexts)

That's about it I think

Yakult

It would be fine, stopped visiting those ****ed up websites years ago and da pr0nz is in my head.

Riddle101

Boards
Facebook
wrestlingforum.com

That's pretty much all the sites I visit.

jimmycrackcorm

Rotten.com

You're welcome.

Duggy747

I'd be banished from the internet forever, might do me a bit of good.

Can only watch so many videos of chimps shagging women, anyways....

mackg

My mom wouldn't be impressed that's for sure.

callaway92

Riddle101 wrote: »

Boards
Facebook
WWForum

That's pretty much all the sites I visit.

don't forget wrestlingforum.com there riddle. . . .

Greentopia

Boards
ravelry.com
Facebook (it's handy for keeping in touch with friends abroad ok? )
YouTube and Vimeo
Lots of .se news and feminist sites
Ebay
etsy.com...and regretsy.com
Lots of style and craft blogs
Guardian
RTE
Tumblr
Pinterest
Flickr
watchseries.eu
Various online shops for clothes, make-up, hair products

No porn, unless you include checking out a link from a knitting website about doll porn :pac:
A child's doll that is, not the blow up kind. Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any weirder O_O

Riddle101

callaway92 wrote: »

don't forget wrestlingforum.com there riddle. . . .

It was a typo, I meant that with WWForum. It should be WForum but I guess I should have just said wrestlingforum.

entropi

With the exception of 4chan and Reddit, I think I'd be alright. My family would not get the humour portrayed on those sites, especially /b/ on 4chan.

dermiek

I just read all the posts in this thread to see if someone listed a pron site I didn't know about. I so need new material.

mikemac1

I used to read the Daily Mail but now I read After Hours

CruelCoin

I've done nothing any normal person hasn't done.

Not going to get embarrassed over what they already know.

Mind you, japanese porn is a little weird.

the_syco

CruelCoin wrote: »

Mind you, japanese porn is a little weird.

Tentacle porn?

Dravokivich

the_syco wrote: »

Tentacle porn?

That's quite tame, you should try looking up their various gameshows.

CruelCoin

the_syco wrote: »

Tentacle porn?

Oh yeah baby, look at all those suckers!

sorry...what?

laoisforliam

Boards
Sportsbet
Reddit
Forevercharlton
Charlton Life
Football365
IMDB
Wikipedia
Redcafe
Redandwhitekop
Urbanspoon

Mr Benevolent

ArtyM wrote: »

Dont know the exact figures for average/normal pornage but I assume my 6 hrs per day is normal.

A little low in fact. Mine would stand up to the strictest scrutiny if you ignored the midget porn.

frozenfrozen

incognito

Plumpynutt

Boards
Drum & Bass Arena
Youtube
Gmail
Soundcloud
Mixcloud
1channel
Stumpleupon
Djforums
Chemical Records
Redeye Records
Resident Advisor
FACT magazine



And loads of porn

Diapason

I wouldn't be too bothered, although I have one or two sites specialising in gentlemen's entertainment that I enjoy perusing occasionally. The real problem would be the amount of time spent rather than the content. I'd probably look at myself differently if I knew that.

Cienciano

A lot of people are very brave since incognito browsers came about.

ArtyM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

No one would shake hands with me ever again.

Please wear a prominent nametag at the next boards beers!

Colmustard

Hollywood and extravision would put a hit out on me.

paddyandy

Every leftie in the country would be at my door and i'd be in london by necessity and the publishers by invitation .