That sweet sweet smell (of yourself)

Neeson

What is it about that smell? You know the one. Is it that everyone just loves themselves that they can't possibly dislike something which they have produced? Placing your hand around your genitals or in you anal region (a clean one). It places a smell on your hand that is sweet when sniffed. But why is it though? What's the science behind it? Does it have something to do with sex. You would think that as the area is one which provides the exit point for waste product then it would be avoided at all costs.

wandatowell

The King of Moo

Sorry, that's only true of trolls like yourself, not humans.

Shane St.

What.The.****.

frozenfrozen

you smell your own anus...?

keith16

GTFO.

Washington Irving

The fcuk, OP?!?

Neeson

Not smell my own anus. But after masturbation and all. The hand I'm talking about. The transfer of the smell.

Links234

er, right...

I do have a habit of smelling my own socks when I take them off though, but I figure that's just me being a weirdo

Neeson

Links234 wrote: »

er, right...

I do have a habit of smelling my own socks when I take them off though, but I figure that's just me being a weirdo

It isn't though. We all seem to have this desire to sniff. Like sniffing farts, etc.

Old Perry

I bet you reuse toilet roll to blow your nose eh?

Neeson

Old Perry wrote: »

I bet you reuse toilet roll to blow your nose eh?

No but I have been known to use clean toilet roll to do it though. Is that odd?

shopaholic01

Neeson wrote: »

Not smell my own anus. But after masturbation and all. The hand I'm talking about. The transfer of the smell.

You should get others to smell it, a second opinion if you like:rolleyes:.

Links234

Neeson wrote: »

It isn't though. We all seem to have this desire to sniff. Like sniffing farts, etc.

No, I don't do that.

Chuck Stone

I unwant you...

Neeson

They say people like the smell of their own farts and not others. All the body is the same. Yet people don't like others farts but engage in far stealthier sexual feats.

The King of Moo

I always suspected Liam Neeson loved the smell of his own farts, and now I have my confirmation .

amacca

Neeson wrote: »

far stealthier sexual feats.

mmmmmmm, stealthy???....do tell!

Neeson

amacca wrote: »

mmmmmmm, stealthy???....do tell!

Common things like making cream pies. Women swallowing men's cream, etc. they seem far more extreme than sniffing ones own scent.

amacca

Neeson wrote: »

Common things like making cream pies. Women swallowing men's cream, etc. they seem far more extreme than sniffing ones own scent.

stealthy seems like a strange adjective though......I would have thought a ninja or a international super spy or a cat burglar or indeed a cat would be stealthy

I can find very little stealthy with the above- unless these couples get their thrills by carrying out these acts very slowly and secretively in some top secret, heavily guarded missile bunker deep in the heart of north korea or something

perhaps there is more than one meaning for stealthy?

Colmustard

Smell my own anus hmm I think the OP is a dog. Impressively trained a bit more advanced the "saugages"

Neeson

I suppose what I mean is stealthy in that people will openly admit to sucking on other people and swallowing others fluids, YET, something such as sniffing your own produce is seen as a bit odd, judging by the responses here.

amacca

Neeson wrote: »

what I mean is stealthy in that people will openly admit

Now that's not very stealthy of them is it?

Neeson

Actually that's true. I know what I mean but you get the idea kind of.

Some Yoke

Ahh know ya like to think yo' shjt dont stank, but go a little closer and see roses really smell like poo-oo-o

The King of Moo

I can't for the life of me figure out why some people complain about the deterioration of the quality of this forum.

Colmustard

The King of Moo wrote: »

I can't for the life of me figure out why some people complain about the deterioration of the quality of this forum.

Ahh now, you do get wonderful sarcasm.

Senna

Neeson wrote: »

Not smell my own anus. But after masturbation and all. The hand I'm talking about. The transfer of the smell.

The shíte. You're talking. Me thinks.

Neeson

I don't like to smell my S-it. It's the scent of the smells. Not Like I smear myself in it.

FANTAPANTS

i love farting into my hand cupping my hand and having a great big sniff of it, the smellier the more proud as punch i get :D:D

Neeson

Neeson wrote: »

Not Like I smear myself in it.

Well that's a relief OP, here was me thinking you were weird or something.

telekon

Mental Note: Avoid shaking OP's hand at any future Boards get-together...

af_thefragile

da fuq?

dodderangler

What in the blue hell is wrong with you?
I suppose you fart and then try to get your head as close to your arse as possible inhaling deeply aswell?

The fcuk dude

Ted!

I'm worried about what you do when you get the munchies .. eeaahhh!

Colmustard

OP I hope you wash your hands after your indulgence.

barry711

I'll have my dog sniff my hole and report back his findings.

woodoo

Weirdo... not you OP... em, someone else over there..

The_Thing

Whenever I'm about to fart I always jump in the air beforehand and then let rip so that the force of the gas being expelled will send me further skyward.

Gummy Panda

Okay OP, I'll have a sniff

Mr. Boo

"CK one - It's the scent of the smells"

Abi

So the OP is gay for himself?

Diapason

OP this is an absolute outrage, I can't believe you'd bring up such an unseemly concept, one which I have in no way shape or form ever considered myself, and in fact I don't know what you're even talking about, and it's not the kind of thing I'd even know about even if I'd tried it which I obviously never have and as I said, outrageous.

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Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

So the OP is gay for himself?

If he had an identical twin, he'd probably blow him or 69 to pretend he was doing it to himself

Fart

:cool:

Mr. Boo

Gummy Panda wrote: »

If he had an identical twin, he'd probably blow him or 69 to pretend he was doing it to himself

Uh.....zing, i guess?

marshbaboon

I love the smell of a well ridden girl.

Doesn't have to be by me.

Neeson

Diapason wrote: »

OP this is an absolute outrage, I can't believe you'd bring up such an unseemly concept, one which I have in no way shape or form ever considered myself, and in fact I don't know what you're even talking about, and it's not the kind of thing I'd even know about even if I'd tried it which I obviously never have and as I said, outrageous.

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You haven't considered it. But maybe you can kind of understand the idea now??

Neeson

marshbaboon wrote: »

I love the smell of a well ridden girl.

Doesn't have to be by me.

Exactly this. And one would also seem to like the smell emitted when the pull at themselves or stick fingers up themselves.

Neeson

Also, this is not about sniffing your arse. It's the displacement of smells from your anus and genitals onto your hand. Thst said in sure plenty of couples sniff each others arses. And no one bats an eyelid.

Gummy Panda

Neeson wrote: »

Also, this is not about sniffing your arse. It's the displacement of smells from your anus and genitals onto your hand. Thst said in sure plenty of couples sniff each others arses. And no one bats an eyelid.

More like licking if they're lucky :cool: