im at home alone....

BUBBLE WRAP

So it all started on last saturday night, the summer holiday was booked. But I had a fight with my and slept in on sunday morning. They left me behind at home. Since last sunday there is these to chaps trying to gain access to the home stead. I played a few practical jokes on them.. What shoul I do next?

Sonics2k

Avoid anyone who looks like Michael Jackson.

mikemac1

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Since last sunday there is these to chaps trying to gain access to the home stead.

Padraig Nally their asses!

amacca

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

So it all started on last saturday night, the summer holiday was booked. But I had a fight with my and slept in on sunday morning. They left me behind at home. Since last sunday there is these to chaps trying to gain access to the home stead. I played a few practical jokes on them.. What shoul I do next?

I'd try to avoid getting typecast if I were you

actuallylike

Find a picture of your fat brother's fat bird and pull yourself round the living room to it. Also, let that man who's pestering you in the house, he's a policeman remember? Remember the uniform?

BUBBLE WRAP

actuallylike wrote: »

Find a picture of your fat brother's fat bird and pull yourself round the living room to it. Also, let that man who's pestering you in the house, he's a policeman remember? Remember the uniform?

He is dressed like a fench maid. :eek:

Gummy Panda

If you have money, hire two escorts to go ass to ass in a ky pool.

dodderangler

Play Xmas Carols and act like a little **** and get loads of thumb tacks and well........... You know the rest

Katunga

play a gun scene in a movie loud on the TV to scare the two guys away:P

amacca

Sonics2k wrote: »

Avoid anyone who looks like Michael Jackson.

that's being quite unfair to the other six foot tall brothers who've had bleaching operations and lost most of their noses out there

jd007

Just let me in! :mad:

Dave0301

Plan your future career better this time round! :pac:

The King of Moo

For heaven's sake, go to rehab!

The Mackenzie Crook look doesn't suit you .

TheKeenMachine

Tell them to "Keep the change ya filthy animal."

ITS_A_BADGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

sureitsgrand

Go easy on the Pepsi!

Larianne

Watch out for the bees!!!!! :eek:

Ted!

If the screenwriter is around, ask him ever got to finger Molly Ringwald's box.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Throw a party and post the time and date on Facebook and twitter. That always ends well.

alexlyons

have another beer..

EoghanIRL

Watch the movie home alone

gara

I MADE MY FAMILY DISAPPEAR! :eek:

mackeire

watch out for the road sweeper with the beard. he touches kids. ask buzz

Dangerous Man

Set up elaborate traps around the house. When you've incapacitated them, kill them with a claw hammer and masturbate alongside their mangled bloody corpses.

Some Yoke

Do the interpretive dance stuff the fella in the TV licence ad does. Repress the shame later, but at least some time will have passed.

Some Yoke

Oh, and sticking with the Home Alone theme, record the whole thing, show to public, become famous, go off the rails a bit all for the the little carrot at the end that is dating Mila Kunis for a while. Or go from emulating to outdoing and date her for more than a while!! Or as in The us office, "start dating her even harder" what a beure...

candy-gal1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWPqaXuxtk

Dont forget your aftershave :pac:

BUBBLE WRAP

They are all really good ideas. I find it very funny how it feels like Home alone the movie.

BUBBLE WRAP

TheKeenMachine wrote: »

Tell them to "Keep the change ya filthy animal."

I did indeed.

Duggy747

Capture one of them, disembowel him, leave his organs in buckets by the doors, stick the corpse on a cross out the front and set it on fire to scare the other one off.

That Director's Cut of Home Alone was rough....