Unnecessary irritating noises people make

strokeslover

It grinds my gears.

I really despise those that make that hizzing sort of sound through their teeth every now and again, tapping fingers is another one!

Washington Irving

Doesn't bother me, seems quite petty

mikom

strokeslover wrote: »

It grinds my gears.

I really despise those that make that hizzing sort of sound through their teeth every now and again!

Calm down dear

*smacks lips while eating banana*

seven_eleven

Whistling. I want to drive my fist through the abdomen of those who whistle constantly.

strokeslover

It's so annoying, especially when I work in an office with multiple serial offenders!

NegativeCreep

seven_eleven wrote: »

Whistling. I want to drive my fist through the abdomen of those who whistle constantly.

I whistle all the time It makes me happy. I'm horrible at singing and brilliant at whistling so I like to spare people the horror of listening to my voice

Ted!

Oh I can't stand it, bastards.
At a movie the other night and this guy kept clearing his sinus by snorting.
It sounded like like a pig being mounted by a man with a giant strap on.


I lived next door to a perverted farmer, okay.

Fr Jessup

People who slurp tea like a pig

strokeslover

seven_eleven wrote: »

Whistling. I want to drive my fist through the abdomen of those who whistle constantly.

Oh I know that feeling!

Lisandro

Grunting/throat-clearing. I cannot think of a more vulgar and abrasive noise that could come from the vocal chords. I swear people who make that noise are the scum of the Earth.

Oh, and don't get me started on people who click their fingers. Do you actually think I enjoy your loud, annoying broadcast of the fact you've discovered basic rhythm?

Edit: And I especially hate people who chew with their mouths open for all to hear. Is it really too much to ask that you just eat your bloody food quietly like a normal person?

strokeslover

People who blow bubbles with chewing gum

BOF666

I've been told that my snoring can be slightly irritating...

Doesn't bother me though!

Motorist

Some of the people I work with when they talk.

strokeslover

BOF666 wrote: »

I've been told that my snoring can be slightly irritating...

Doesn't bother me though!

I pity the poor souls who had to endure that! :pac:

BOF666

strokeslover wrote: »

I pity the poor souls who had to endure that! :pac:

You lasted 3 weeks without any sleep cos of it, and you're still standing!

Some Yoke

The HOMNUH HOMNUH HOMNUH noise some people make when biting a few chunks out of an apple, followed by a gasp. Wrecks my head.

strokeslover

BOF666 wrote: »

You lasted 3 weeks without any sleep cos of it, and you're still standing!

And we can still hear you from Melbourne!

Where To

The audible groan mods make when I start a new thread.

Chucken

Where To wrote: »

The audible groan mods make when I start a new thread.

No no no. Ive a better one.

The audible groan when you think Boards looks like facebork.

Vicar in a tutu

People that are heavy breathers.. as in they have no idea how to breath quietly :mad:

the groutch

Some Yoke wrote: »

The HOMNUH HOMNUH HOMNUH noise some people make when biting a few chunks out of an apple, followed by a gasp. Wrecks my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCRKiQ-e8

JohnMarston

Not necessarily a noise, but those who cant sit in silence for more than 30 seconds without talking or humming or something like that :mad:

My dad eating drives me mad actually. Unnecessary lip smacking and finger licking. Led to a few arguments in me youth.

Teyla Emmagan

Pen clickers. OMFG I want to get up, snatch it off them and drive it straight into their temple. Repetitive clicking noises drive me mental for some reason. They just induce psychosis in me, and I don't know why.

Also people tapping their ring against the bars on the bus. I would like to garotte them.

And anyone hawking to spit. I wouldn't make that noise in my own home, it just appalls me the amount of scummers who will do it on Grafton St.

TeddyTedson

I work with a bloke who mumbles utter nonsense. You ask him something that should have a one sentence answer and you get several minutes of mumbling about who knows what he's saying.

I usually assume he's talking to himself and walk away. (I think he actually is).

later12

I'm usually pretty relaxed about bodily noises, but I can't abide people scratching or rubbing their eyes, which produces this blood curdling squelchy noise; I'm also a bit squeamish about eyes.

Tea slurping doesn't really bother me, but I don't understand why they do it. If it's too hot, why are you drinking it? You're only going to burn your tongue & be left without taste buds for the day.

Irish Guitarist

The noise of someone hawking up phlegm followed by the slapping noise said phlegm makes as it hits the footpath.

optimistic_

You all seem to have some real issues in your lives.

Having said that, the noise of someone eating chewing gum with their mouth open is unforgiveable.

Duggy747

Knew a lot of people who would come into the room and do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYr78eVLW8

marshbaboon

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

And anyone hawking to spit. I wouldn't make that noise in my own home, it just appalls me the amount of scummers who will do it on Grafton St.

That turns my stomach.. it's absolutely revolting. Also: I'm a pen clicker... bahahahaha.

miamee

Some Yoke wrote: »

The HOMNUH HOMNUH HOMNUH noise some people make when biting a few chunks out of an apple, followed by a gasp. Wrecks my head.

Used to work with a guy who would eat apples at his desk in a matter of seconds. It sounded like a horse was demolishing the apple...he'd just keep chomping away until the whole thing was gone *shudder*

He was also asthmatic and seemed to have sinus problems...so the loud chomping was always accompanied by noisy breathing through his mouth between bites. CHOMP :pac:

ejmaztec

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

People that are heavy breathers.. as in they have no idea how to breath quietly :mad:

Damn, I thought it was your missus who answered the phone.:eek:

Sugarlumps

Chewing gum loudly - I pass them off as retarded.
People who whistle - I always carry a brick in my pocket so I can smash there mush in.

fif

OMFG
people who chew chewing gum with mouth open
people who hawk and spit
people who listen to headphones at desk beside me in work and drum fingers constantly
people who eat crisps with mouth open
people

I have no issues...:p

hollster2

seven_eleven wrote: »

Whistling. I want to drive my fist through the abdomen of those who whistle constantly.

sheldon cooper lol it is annoying though

ejmaztec

Sighing and tut-tutting does it for me.

Lawrence1895

Slurping, belching, making noise with crisp packets, spitting popcorn kennels all over the place, licking chocolate from the finger tips (after taking ages to eat a chocolate bar), biting into tea cakes...

...I'm fussy, am I

miamee

Thanks to someone on the bus this morning - listening to someone texting when they have their keytones turned ON :mad:

JohnMarston

Someone was sitting in the seat in front of me on the bus, and their earphones were so loud i could listen to the song myself.

Hate what to think its doin to the fellas eardrums. Unnecessarily loud

gobnaitolunacy

Tuneless bad 'postman style' whistling.

Cracking knuckles.

barry711

Dad noises. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjl1-UW4sYU

Jogathon

I absolutely hate the way some people heavy breathe through their noses while they chew.

It's the in - out - in - out, one step below snorting noise. Jesus Christ - just SHUT UP!!!

saiint

JohnMarston wrote: »

Someone was sitting in the seat in front of me on the bus, and their earphones were so loud i could listen to the song myself.

Hate what to think its doin to the fellas eardrums. Unnecessarily loud

that was prob me what bus was it on haha
i love loud music :P
i nearly get dizzy after i take them out its that loud cant hear atin for about 5 minutes afterwards ha

gutenberg

strokeslover wrote: »

People who blow bubbles with chewing gum

This, so much this :mad:

ITS_A_BADGER

i used to sit beside a guy at a computer class all day and his fecking nose had a little whistling noise everytime he breathed out EVERYDAY FOR SIX MONTHS! drove me daft but you couldnt say anything to the man, he obviously had a problem with his sinus's