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In The Playpen: Patchy~
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22-08-2012 3:14amFirst of all I want to say it's an honour to write an intro for the most amazing boardsie I know (Hope it's okay patch)
So Bonjour. C'est Patchy~'s Playpen. (I'm sorry Patch that's as much as my JC french can get me) Here for one week only is Patchy~.
This begs the question who is this Patchy~.
Patchy and his little squiggle is a regular in the LC forum. He has won over all the boardsies there with his charm and his wit. He has received the "Best Male Poster" award for being a total legend in the OT threads. He is prone to bragging, but sure who isn't? He is the baby of our group, so that means we all look out for him Patchy is gifted in languages and that's what he intends to study in college. He is also a very gifted writer and will probably find a million grammatical mistakes in my intro (I'm sorry in advance patchy ).
On a personal level, he is my best friend and I love him dearly. He is sweet, charming, funny, cute, mannerly, nice, witty and just AMAZING. I cannot begin to put into words how awesome this guy is.
Enough from me, I'm sure you would love to hear other people's opinions on this Patchy~ fellow :PMeowth wrote:Patchy~ . . . How do I begin to explain Patchy~?finality wrote:Patchy~ is flawlessEathrin wrote:I hear his hair is insured for $10,000Togepi wrote:I hear he does car commercials. . . in JapanBL1993 wrote:His favourite movie is Varsity BluesCoeurdepirate wrote:One time he met John Stamos on a plane. . .PictureFrame wrote:And he told him he was prettyshefellover93 wrote:One time he punched me in the face. . . it was awesome
You don't know him and he doesn't know you C&H, ask him questions and find out more about this lovable chap . . .On your marks. . . set . . . GO2
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Hey mister
Was denkst du über mein intro?
Wie gehts?
what are your ambitions in life ?
Country you'd most like to visit?
Favourite English word ?
Favourite French word?
Favourite Irish word?
Favourite language?
What would you do if you won the lotto?
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You forgot the pic, Meowth!
Hmmm ... questions! I'm too tired, really, but to save myself from Meowth's ire ...
Funniest memory from the LC forum this year?
Are you sticking to your new training regime?
Mégis egyre szövegeket az éjszaka közepén mintegy crimson dolgokat?
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Omg Kitty I lol'd so muchHey misterWas denkst du über mein intro?Wie gehts?what are your ambitions in life ?Country you'd most like to visit?Favourite English word ?Favourite French word?Favourite Irish word?Favourite language?What would you do if you won the lotto?
Bis bald [/QUOTE]randylonghorn wrote: »You forgot the pic, Meowth!randylonghorn wrote: »Funniest memory from the LC forum this year?randylonghorn wrote: »Are you sticking to your new training regime?randylonghorn wrote: »Mégis egyre szövegeket az éjszaka közepén mintegy crimson dolgokat?
And in the spirit of always leaving something funny at the end...
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Hey there handsome
You still doing your Tumbler account and if so, how many followers dyou have?
If you'd to learn a new language what would it be?
Where dyou wanna live?
How many kids?
If you like him would you put a ring on it?
Favourite sporting moment?
Favourite band at the moment?
If you had to do one thing all the time and never stop (Bar the necessary sleeping/eating/bathroom) but could choose, what would you do?
And if you were on yer last E100 and couldn't save/invest it, what would you buy?
Auf wiedersehn!0 -
shefellover93 wrote: »Hey there handsomeshefellover93 wrote: »You still doing your Tumbler account and if so, how many followers dyou have?shefellover93 wrote: »If you'd to learn a new language what would it be?shefellover93 wrote: »Where dyou wanna live?shefellover93 wrote: »How many kids?shefellover93 wrote: »If you like him would you put a ring on it?shefellover93 wrote: »Favourite sporting moment?shefellover93 wrote: »Favourite band at the moment?shefellover93 wrote: »If you had to do one thing all the time and never stop (Bar the necessary sleeping/eating/bathroom) but could choose, what would you do?shefellover93 wrote: »And if you were on yer last E100 and couldn't save/invest it, what would you buy?shefellover93 wrote: »Auf wiedersehn!0
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What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Are you left or right eyed?
What cd is in your cd-player right now?
Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
How much do you use ketchup?
The size of your hard-disc?
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What's the colour of your toothbrush?Are you left or right eyed?What cd is in your cd-player right now?Have you ever had an imaginary friend?How much do you use ketchup?The size of your hard-disc?Last furry thing you touched?0
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Hey there Patchy bbz .. I'll give you some questions:
- Exactly, how many days old are you?
- What are you going to do for your 18th?
- I vote a Boardsie piss up in UCD btw...
- Do you have any pets?
- How long will it take you to get to UCD from your house every morning?
- How many hours a week do you have in college?
- What are you most looking forward to in college?
- Do you feel anyway nervous about it?
- Do you use your phone often?
- What is your all time favourite chocolate bar ?
- Tea or coffee?
- What colour is your bedroom (p.s. I know this from the last time I got the rideeeee of ya, just asking for the sake of the boardsies)
- Ever killed a pet?
- Have you ever rode a horse?
- ^^ lol
- But no seriously, have you?
- Have you ever touched a real-life cow? :P
- Have you ever been to a bog?
- What's your favourite thing about living in the city?
- Would you ever move to the country?
- Kids? Will you have mine?
- What's the obsession with Pokémon? :L
- Am I your favourite boardsies/sex toy/professional prostitute?
- Do you have many Picture Frames in your house? And when you see them do you think of me?
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Whats your favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Whats your favourite animal?
Whats your favourite pokemon game?
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PictureFrame wrote: »Hey there Patchy bbz .. I'll give you some questions:
(Okay that list was made using BBCode and I am way too lazy to fix it so ignore the random numbers :L)PictureFrame wrote: »Exactly, how many days old are you?PictureFrame wrote: »What are you going to do for your 18th?PictureFrame wrote: »I vote a Boardsie piss up in UCD btw...PictureFrame wrote: »Do you have any pets?PictureFrame wrote: »How long will it take you to get to UCD from your house every morning?PictureFrame wrote: »How many hours a week do you have in college?PictureFrame wrote: »What are you most looking forward to in college?PictureFrame wrote: »Do you feel anyway nervous about it?PictureFrame wrote: »Do you use your phone often?PictureFrame wrote: »What is your all time favourite chocolate bar ?PictureFrame wrote: »Tea or coffee?PictureFrame wrote: »What colour is your bedroom (p.s. I know this from the last time I got the rideeeee of ya, just asking for the sake of the boardsies)PictureFrame wrote: »Ever killed a pet?PictureFrame wrote: »Have you ever rode a horse?
^^ lolPictureFrame wrote: »But no seriously, have you?PictureFrame wrote: »Have you ever touched a real-life cow?PictureFrame wrote: »Have you ever been to a bog?PictureFrame wrote: »What's your favourite thing about living in the city?PictureFrame wrote: »Would you ever move to the country?PictureFrame wrote: »Kids? Will you have mine?PictureFrame wrote: »What's the obsession with Pokémon? :LPictureFrame wrote: »Am I your favourite boardsies/sex toy/professional prostitute?PictureFrame wrote: »Do you have many Picture Frames in your house? And when you see them do you think of me?Mysteriouschic wrote: »HeyMysteriouschic wrote: »Whats your favourite thing to do in your spare time?Mysteriouschic wrote: »Whats your favourite animal?Mysteriouschic wrote: »Whats your favourite pokemon game?Mysteriouschic wrote: »How often do you drink vanilla coke?
Oops, I keep forgetting memorable endings! (Go to 1:29)
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Story lad!!
Darts, pool or beer pong? :P
Socks with sandles - yay or nay?
Play any instruments?
Last holiday abroad?
Favourite alcoholic beverage?
Any socs/clubs in mind to join at UCD?
Damo or Ivor? XD
Hot or cold weather?
Dublin or Belfast - and why?
Any more good horroe films for me? XD
Gaeilge, Fracais, Deutsch, English or Espana?
Best Irish Christmas ad??
Grazie Mille! :P0 -
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AlmightyDublin wrote: »Story lad!!AlmightyDublin wrote: »Darts, pool or beer pong? :PAlmightyDublin wrote: »Socks with sandles - yay or nay?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Play any instruments?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Last holiday abroad?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Favourite alcoholic beverage?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Any socs/clubs in mind to join at UCD?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Damo or Ivor? XDAlmightyDublin wrote: »Hot or cold weather?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Dublin or Belfast - and why?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Any more good horroe films for me? XDAlmightyDublin wrote: »Gaeilge, Fracais, Deutsch, English or Espana?AlmightyDublin wrote: »Best Irish Christmas ad??AlmightyDublin wrote: »Grazie Mille! :PScreaminmidget wrote: »Explain to me in 7 sentences who you are/what you like etc...
(I actually have no idea and would like to know a little bit)
I'm Patchy (people genuinely just call me that). I'm 17. I have a twin. I live in Dublin and as of 20 August I go to UCD. I love languages and find them really fascinating, my other interests include chicken and vanilla coke. I like to think I'm friendly and approachable...and I'm a man of few words, I can't think of a 7th sentence and had to turn one sentence into two just to save my ass. :P
And finally I have something to give you all:
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Dear Mr. Patchy~,
I am writing to you today to ask you some questions as part of your "In The Playpen: Patchy~" thread, in the forum of Clearasil and Hormones on www.boards.ie. You shall endeavour to answer these questions to be the best of your ability, with both honesty and humour in equal measure. I hope that these terms are agreeable.
What is the meaning of the "~" in your username?
What sort of reactions do you get when you tell people you like Vanilla Coke?
Do they laugh at you because Vanilla Coke is the worst drink that was ever created and everyone who likes it should be culled so as to avoid them breeding?
Was the last question a bit mean?
Do you accept my apology?
Why not!?
...........
Can I still ask questions though?
Aw thanks!
Favourite Pokemon? (You cannot say Meowth or Togepi :pac:)
Bottled or tap water?
Favourite online retailer?
Favourite radio station?
Favourite radio show?
Least favourite radio station?
You can only watch one TV channel for the rest of your life. Choose.
You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life. Choose.
Favourite website apart from social media/fora?
Favourite TV show at the moment?
Something everyone likes but you hate/are totally oblivious to?
Family Guy Vs. South Park Vs. American Dad!
Post a RAGE! comic.
Post a funny meme.
Tell us a joke!
Are you getting tired of answering these yet?
Favourite pizza toppings?
Garlic Cheese Chips Vs. Taco Chips Vs. Curry Chips.
Favourite ice-cream?
Favourite chocolate bar?
Favourite type of Haribo?
Which is your favourite type of battery?
Do you like the Eurovision?
If so, your favourite all-time entry?
If not, what the hell is wrong with you! I'm telling Soccy and she'll beat you. :P
Who can take the trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Take out the bag and do the twisty thingy too?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Who made Steve Guttenburg a star?
Would you grow a beard (if you don't already have one)?
Your dream car?
Choose a celebrity to marry.
Choose a celebrity just for naughty stuff.
Choose a celebrity to wipe all memory of from the entire planet.
Getting tired yet?
Can you play any instruments?
What instrument fascinates you the most?
What instrument would you most like to learn to play?
Do you like dubstep?
Dogs Vs. Cats?
Mice Vs. Rats?
Shoes Vs. Hats?
Bohs Vs. Pats?
Somebody help me sing - Woooo-ohhhh-ooooooohh!
Favourite film of all time?
Favourite actor of all time?
If you could invite five people (living/dead) to a dinner party, who would you invite?
What would you cook for them?
I eagerly await your responses, and I hope we can resolve this issue in a timely fashion.
Sincerely,
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Dear GOD this will take a while and I cant even use more than 15 smilies </3wnolan1992 wrote: »Dear Mr. Patchy~,
I am writing to you today to ask you some questions as part of your "In The Playpen: Patchy~" thread, in the forum of Clearasil and Hormones on www.boards.ie. You shall endeavour to answer these questions to be the best of your ability, with both honesty and humour in equal measure. I hope that these terms are agreeable.wnolan1992 wrote: »What is the meaning of the "~" in your username?wnolan1992 wrote: »What sort of reactions do you get when you tell people you like Vanilla Coke?wnolan1992 wrote: »Do they laugh at you because Vanilla Coke is the worst drink that was ever created and everyone who likes it should be culled so as to avoid them breeding?wnolan1992 wrote: »Was the last question a bit mean?
Do you accept my apology?
Why not!?
NO
BECAUSE YOU BLASPHEMED.
...........wnolan1992 wrote: »Can I still ask questions though?
Aw thanks!wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite Pokemon? (You cannot say Meowth or Togepi )wnolan1992 wrote: »Bottled or tap water?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite online retailer?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite radio station?
Favourite radio show?
Least favourite radio station?wnolan1992 wrote: »You can only watch one TV channel for the rest of your life. Choose.wnolan1992 wrote: »You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life. Choose.
Okay I think I'm gonna go with Boyce Avenue.wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite website apart from social media/fora?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite TV show at the moment?wnolan1992 wrote: »Something everyone likes but you hate/are totally oblivious to?
TV, sports, tea, coffee, healthy food :pac:, exercise :pac:
The last two aren't disliked, just...omitted. I'm still skinny though.wnolan1992 wrote: »Family Guy Vs. South Park Vs. American Dad!wnolan1992 wrote: »Post a RAGE! comic.wnolan1992 wrote: »Post a funny meme.wnolan1992 wrote: »Tell us a joke!499How do you put an elephant in the fridge?Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door.How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?Open the door. Take the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door.There's an animal conference. All the animals go. Who isn't there?The giraffe. It's in the fridge.A woman walks across crocodile-infested waters and falls in. She doesn't die. Why?They're all at the conference.However, she dies. Why?The brick hit her!wnolan1992 wrote: »Are you getting tired of answering these yet?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite pizza toppings?wnolan1992 wrote: »Garlic Cheese Chips Vs. Taco Chips Vs. Curry Chips.wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite ice-cream?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite chocolate bar?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite type of Haribo?wnolan1992 wrote: »Which is your favourite type of battery?wnolan1992 wrote: »Do you like the Eurovision?
If so, your favourite all-time entry?
If not, what the hell is wrong with you! I'm telling Soccy and she'll beat you. :Pwnolan1992 wrote: »Who can take the trash out?
Take out the bag and do the twisty thingy too?[/quote]
This sounds like a euphemism for something, you dog, you.wnolan1992 wrote: »Who keeps the metric system down?wnolan1992 wrote: »Who made Steve Guttenburg a star?wnolan1992 wrote: »Would you grow a beard (if you don't already have one)?wnolan1992 wrote: »Your dream car?wnolan1992 wrote: »Choose a celebrity to marry.wnolan1992 wrote: »Choose a celebrity just for naughty stuff.wnolan1992 wrote: »Choose a celebrity to wipe all memory of from the entire planet.wnolan1992 wrote: »Getting tired yet?wnolan1992 wrote: »Can you play any instruments?wnolan1992 wrote: »What instrument fascinates you the most?wnolan1992 wrote: »What instrument would you most like to learn to play?wnolan1992 wrote: »Do you like dubstep?wnolan1992 wrote: »Dogs Vs. Cats?wnolan1992 wrote: »Mice Vs. Rats?wnolan1992 wrote: »Shoes Vs. Hats?wnolan1992 wrote: »Bohs Vs. Pats?wnolan1992 wrote: »Somebody help me sing - Woooo-ohhhh-ooooooohh!wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite film of all time?wnolan1992 wrote: »Favourite actor of all time?wnolan1992 wrote: »If you could invite five people (living/dead) to a dinner party, who would you invite?
What would you cook for them?wnolan1992 wrote: »I eagerly await your responses, and I hope we can resolve this issue in a timely fashion.
Sincerely,
wnolan1992
Sincerely,
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PictureFrame wrote: »Have you ever touched a real-life cow? :PI have actually! :L It was in a mountain in Austria and it had a cute little bell0
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How do you like your tea?
Which starbucks drink do you normally get?
If you had to watch one movie for the rest of your life which would you choose?
If you could only listen to 3 songs for the rest of your life which would you choose?
Your stuck on a island which 3 items would you bring?
Boards or facebook?0 -
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WUT WUT WUT IS DIZ..
Hey there patchy
Red apple or Green
Black or white
Me or PF
Ride me?
Where's my love letter?
Will you give me Finality's number... I need a 69.
What's your shoe size?
Is it proportional euphemistically?
Do you like spiders?
Why not?
What have spiders ever done to you?
Togepi is the Queen of Spiders. Did you know?
PF is a ride. Discuss.
Will you dump benjii for me?
Why would PF get a penile enlargement even if I said he didn't need one?
I thought it looked grand... Was it functional?
Beer or cocktail.
Jelly or melon.?
Were my questions all euphemisms/innuendos.
That last question was rhetorical.
The last sentence was a statement.
So was that one and this very one.
*HUG*
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Hey Patchwork
Thought I'd write another list for you dear
Are you looking forward to college?
Favourite thing to wear?
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Blondes or Brunettes?
Favourite kind of calculator?
Can I teach you maths next year?
Tell me a funny story?
Do you like the playpen?
Favourite brand of bottled water?
Favourite game?
Favourite board game?
Favourite console?
Favourite book?
Favourite quotes?
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Mysteriouschic wrote: »How do you like your tea?Mysteriouschic wrote: »Which starbucks drink do you normally get?Mysteriouschic wrote: »If you had to watch one movie for the rest of your life which would you choose?Mysteriouschic wrote: »If you could only listen to 3 songs for the rest of your life which would you choose?Mysteriouschic wrote: »Your stuck on a island which 3 items would you bring?
(I realize electricity isnt an item I can bring, really, but shhh)Mysteriouschic wrote: »Boards or facebook?BBZ?
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BBZChemHickey wrote: »WUT WUT WUT IS DIZ..
Hey there patchyChemHickey wrote: »Red apple or GreenChemHickey wrote: »Black or whiteChemHickey wrote: »Me or PFChemHickey wrote: »Ride me?ChemHickey wrote: »Where's my love letter?
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. Tears stung my eyes as I tried to sleep and the memories haunted me. Sometimes I think of you and your traits and sometimes things you said will seep into my ears, like when you touched my face and said "I love you" or when you whispered in my ear "I'm going to go".
It wasn't easy saying goodbye.
I hope one day we can talk again. Until then, I'll be seeing you.
Love always,
Patchy~
LERLChemHickey wrote: »Will you give me Finality's number... I need a 69.
Nah its 1850 69 69 69ChemHickey wrote: »What's your shoe size?ChemHickey wrote: »Is it proportional euphemistically?ChemHickey wrote: »Do you like spiders?
Why not?ChemHickey wrote: »What have spiders ever done to you?ChemHickey wrote: »Togepi is the Queen of Spiders. Did you know?ChemHickey wrote: »PF is a ride. Discuss.ChemHickey wrote: »Will you dump benjii for me?ChemHickey wrote: »Why would PF get a penile enlargement even if I said he didn't need one?ChemHickey wrote: »I thought it looked grand... Was it functional?ChemHickey wrote: »Beer or cocktail.ChemHickey wrote: »Jelly or melon.?
Were my questions all euphemisms/innuendos.ChemHickey wrote: »That last question was rhetorical.
The last sentence was a statement.
So was that one and this very one.ChemHickey wrote: »*HUG*
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxHey Patchwork
Thought I'd write another list for you dearAre you looking forward to college?Favourite thing to wear?Describe yourself in 3 words?
(alternatively: awkward, goofy, chicken-enthusiast)Blondes or Brunettes?Favourite kind of calculator?Can I teach you maths next year?Tell me a funny story?
(pix optional)Do you like the playpen?Favourite brand of bottled water?Favourite game?Favourite board game?Favourite console?Favourite book?Favourite quotes?
where the chairs
have forgotten how to hold us
the mirrors how to reflect us
the walls how to contain us
grief is a house that disappears
each time someone knocks at the door
or rings the bell
a house that blows into the air
at the slightest gust
that buries itself deep in the ground
while everyone is sleeping
grief is a house where no on can protect you
where the younger sister
will grow older than the older one
where the doors
no longer let you in
or out”
Thats just one :P dunno why its bolded, cant fix it!Kittay wrote:Au revoir monsieur Patchy0 -
Life?
Yes or No?
Cheese?
German?
Louth?
Dublin?
People?
Famous people you've met?
Best looking famous person?
Carpet?
Cats?
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Cakesofrice wrote: »Life?Cakesofrice wrote: »Yes or No?Cakesofrice wrote: »Cheese?Cakesofrice wrote: »German?Cakesofrice wrote: »Louth?Cakesofrice wrote: »Dublin?Cakesofrice wrote: »People?Cakesofrice wrote: »Famous people you've met?Cakesofrice wrote: »Best looking famous person?Cakesofrice wrote: »Carpet?Cakesofrice wrote: »Cats?Cakesofrice wrote: »Meh?0
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Creepy wink after carpet but anyway... :pac:
Favourite politician?
Favourite Movie?
Saddest Movie?
IRC?
Wickla?
Favourite Street?
USA?
Milk?0 -
Cakesofrice wrote: »Creepy wink after carpet but anyway... :pac:Cakesofrice wrote: »Favourite politician?Cakesofrice wrote: »Favourite Movie?Cakesofrice wrote: »Saddest Movie?Cakesofrice wrote: »IRC?Cakesofrice wrote: »Wickla?Cakesofrice wrote: »Favourite Street?Cakesofrice wrote: »USA?Cakesofrice wrote: »Milk?0
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Don't know what else to ask :pac:
Looking forward to college?
Where you going?
Doing?0 -
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