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In The Playpen: Patchy~

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  • 22-08-2012 3:14am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,918 ✭✭✭


    First of all I want to say it's an honour to write an intro for the most amazing boardsie I know :) (Hope it's okay patch)

    So Bonjour. C'est Patchy~'s Playpen. (I'm sorry Patch that's as much as my JC french can get me) Here for one week only is Patchy~. :D

    This begs the question who is this Patchy~.

    Patchy and his little squiggle is a regular in the LC forum. He has won over all the boardsies there with his charm and his wit. He has received the "Best Male Poster" award for being a total legend in the OT threads. He is prone to bragging, but sure who isn't? He is the baby of our group, so that means we all look out for him :) Patchy is gifted in languages and that's what he intends to study in college. He is also a very gifted writer and will probably find a million grammatical mistakes in my intro (I'm sorry in advance patchy :o).

    On a personal level, he is my best friend and I love him dearly. He is sweet, charming, funny, cute, mannerly, nice, witty and just AMAZING. :D I cannot begin to put into words how awesome this guy is.

    Enough from me, I'm sure you would love to hear other people's opinions on this Patchy~ fellow :P
    Meowth wrote:
    Patchy~ . . . How do I begin to explain Patchy~?
    finality wrote:
    Patchy~ is flawless
    Eathrin wrote:
    I hear his hair is insured for $10,000
    Togepi wrote:
    I hear he does car commercials. . . in Japan
    BL1993 wrote:
    His favourite movie is Varsity Blues
    One time he met John Stamos on a plane. . .
    And he told him he was pretty
    One time he punched me in the face. . . it was awesome

    You don't know him and he doesn't know you C&H, ask him questions and find out more about this lovable chap . . .
    On your marks. . . set . . . GO :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,918 ✭✭✭Meowth


    Hey mister :)
    Was denkst du über mein intro?
    Wie gehts? :)
    what are your ambitions in life ?
    Country you'd most like to visit?
    Favourite English word ?
    Favourite French word?
    Favourite Irish word?
    Favourite language?
    What would you do if you won the lotto?
    Bis bald :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You forgot the pic, Meowth!

    bob-esponja-cute-patricio-patrick-sponge-bob-Favim.com-324429.jpg


    Hmmm ... questions! I'm too tired, really, but to save myself from Meowth's ire ...

    Funniest memory from the LC forum this year?
    Are you sticking to your new training regime?
    Mégis egyre szövegeket az éjszaka közepén mintegy crimson dolgokat?


    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Omg Kitty I lol'd so much :D
    Meowth wrote: »
    Hey mister :)
    Guten Tag :)
    Meowth wrote: »
    Was denkst du über mein intro?
    Ich liebe es! <3
    Meowth wrote: »
    Wie gehts? :)
    Ich bin prima danke :P
    Meowth wrote: »
    what are your ambitions in life ?
    I dunno really...finish college, do something I enjoy, live somewhere nice, all that jazz :P
    Meowth wrote: »
    Country you'd most like to visit?
    France again!
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite English word ?
    I think I'll have to go with...coruscate. Don't ask me to explain. :')
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite French word?
    Vestiges
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite Irish word?
    I HATE THEM ALL emmmm I kind of like...botún. It's like "Oh I made a mistake" but its more "I made a button" :L
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite language?
    Francais <3
    Meowth wrote: »
    What would you do if you won the lotto?
    Buy EVERYTHING. Ice cream, chocolate, a mansion, a pool :L
    Bis bald :)[/QUOTE]
    You forgot the pic, Meowth!
    I'M A BEBO STUNNAH. ;)
    Funniest memory from the LC forum this year?
    There are waaaaaay too many to count but I'm tied between when PF would announce his 4am study plans and we'd all be like WHY D: or during The Hamlets when either Cian or Meowth photoshopped both of their faces onto some show hosting thing, it was such a shoddy job but it was awesome :pac:
    Are you sticking to your new training regime?
    Lerl wat I ate two packets of Doritos last night after 2am <3
    Mégis egyre szövegeket az éjszaka közepén mintegy crimson dolgokat?
    Nos, ez lett egy kicsit erősebb, mióta találkoztunk a valós életben. Te meghívott az esküvőre. :D

    And in the spirit of always leaving something funny at the end...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭BL1993


    -WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU FIRST LAID EYES ON ME
    - PF OR HICKEY?
    - HAVE YOU HAD AN AFFAIR?
    - WHO IS THE WEIRDEST BOARDSIE?
    - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME TAKING LUGIA (HONESTLY)?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    BL1993 wrote: »
    -WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU FIRST LAID EYES ON ME
    HE'S EVEN HOTTER IN PERSON
    BL1993 wrote: »
    - PF OR HICKEY?
    HICKEY, IF ITS FROM YOU BBZ
    BL1993 wrote: »
    - HAVE YOU HAD AN AFFAIR?
    DO YOU THINK ANYONE COULD BE BETTER THAN YOU ;)
    BL1993 wrote: »
    - WHO IS THE WEIRDEST BOARDSIE?
    YOU ARE, YOU MATHS FREAK
    BL1993 wrote: »
    - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ME TAKING LUGIA (HONESTLY)?
    I DIDNT ACTUALLY MIND BECAUSE I STILL HAVE THE OTHER ONE AND ITS THE ONE I DIDNT DOWNLOAD LERL :pac: AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT <3


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭shefellover93


    Hey there handsome ;)

    You still doing your Tumbler account and if so, how many followers dyou have?
    If you'd to learn a new language what would it be?
    Where dyou wanna live?
    How many kids?
    If you like him would you put a ring on it?
    Favourite sporting moment?
    Favourite band at the moment?
    If you had to do one thing all the time and never stop (Bar the necessary sleeping/eating/bathroom) but could choose, what would you do?
    And if you were on yer last E100 and couldn't save/invest it, what would you buy? :D

    Auf wiedersehn!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Hey there handsome ;)
    Heeeeeeeeey baby ;)
    You still doing your Tumbler account and if so, how many followers dyou have?
    Yep, how did you know I had one? :L If you follow me and I didn't follow back tell me! :P I have 721 followers - had like 730 but I've been a tiny bit less active and some seem to be OCD about inactivity :rolleyes:
    If you'd to learn a new language what would it be?
    Well I'd love to know German but it's supposed to be ridiculously hard to pick up in college so that put me off it...but I'm picking up Spanish and then Meowth's gonna teach me German :P
    Where dyou wanna live?
    Somewhere in America! San Francisco <3 Not sure if I'd ever work up the courage to leave everything here behind though.
    How many kids?
    I don't actually know if I want kids, I can never tell D: But probably 2, so they'd have a friend :)
    If you like him would you put a ring on it?
    Yes, owhoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, oh oh oh :P
    Favourite sporting moment?
    I always love the bit at the end where they blow the whistle. Because then it's over! :cool:
    Favourite band at the moment?
    I usually just listen to one or two random songs by a million bands, but I love Boyce Avenue
    If you had to do one thing all the time and never stop (Bar the necessary sleeping/eating/bathroom) but could choose, what would you do?
    I'd...I'd...just stay in the shower forever. So warm. :pac:
    And if you were on yer last E100 and couldn't save/invest it, what would you buy? :D
    VANILLA COKE AND CHICKEN FILLET ROLLS <3
    Auf wiedersehn!
    Auf Wiedersehen und danke für die Fragen!


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭FaoiSin


    What's the colour of your toothbrush?
    Are you left or right eyed?
    What cd is in your cd-player right now?
    Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
    How much do you use ketchup?
    The size of your hard-disc?
    Last furry thing you touched?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    What's the colour of your toothbrush?
    Red 'n' white :D
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    Are you left or right eyed?
    They're both pretty deficient, and one used to be lazy, but one is still worse. Think it's my left eye, therefore I must be right-eyed. :P
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    What cd is in your cd-player right now?
    People still use those? iPod/phone ftw!
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
    Lol, yeah, when I was like 7 I drew him on my hand :o
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    How much do you use ketchup?
    Omg always. Whenever I have chips or chicken or anything I just drown it in ketchup. <3
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    The size of your hard-disc?
    My what? ;)
    JeaicMaG wrote: »
    Last furry thing you touched?
    I actually don't know...probably like, my Russian hat :L


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭PictureFrame


    Hey there Patchy bbz ;).. I'll give you some questions:
    1. Exactly, how many days old are you?
    2. What are you going to do for your 18th?
    3. I vote a Boardsie piss up in UCD btw...
    4. Do you have any pets?
    5. How long will it take you to get to UCD from your house every morning?
    6. How many hours a week do you have in college?
    7. What are you most looking forward to in college?
    8. Do you feel anyway nervous about it?
    9. Do you use your phone often?
    10. What is your all time favourite chocolate bar <3 ?
    11. Tea or coffee?
    12. What colour is your bedroom ;) (p.s. I know this from the last time I got the rideeeee of ya, just asking for the sake of the boardsies)
    13. Ever killed a pet?
    14. Have you ever rode a horse?
    15. ^^ lol
    16. But no seriously, have you?
    17. Have you ever touched a real-life cow? :P
    18. Have you ever been to a bog?
    19. What's your favourite thing about living in the city?
    20. Would you ever move to the country?
    21. Kids? Will you have mine? <3
    22. What's the obsession with Pokémon? :L
    23. Am I your favourite boardsies/sex toy/professional prostitute?
    24. Do you have many Picture Frames in your house? And when you see them do you think of me? <3


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    Hey :)
    Whats your favourite thing to do in your spare time?
    Whats your favourite animal?
    Whats your favourite pokemon game?
    How often do you drink vanilla coke?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Hey there Patchy bbz .. I'll give you some questions:
    Hey bbz ;)
    (Okay that list was made using BBCode and I am way too lazy to fix it so ignore the random numbers :L)
    Exactly, how many days old are you?
    Well today I am exactly 17 and a half and a day so...I'm estimating 6391 days!
    What are you going to do for your 18th?
    Get PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSED and probably rent somewhere out and bring all my friends which, of course, includes the entirety of the LC forum and more!
    I vote a Boardsie piss up in UCD btw...
    I am okay with this :cool:
    Do you have any pets?
    No </3 I would love a husky though.

    How long will it take you to get to UCD from your house every morning?
    Uuuuuuuugh like 2 hours :L Depends which bus(es) I get. Gonna just steal Meowth's apartment. :D
    How many hours a week do you have in college?
    I have no idea yet! D:
    What are you most looking forward to in college?
    Hanging out with more boardsies more often...:pac: And making other new friends of course :)
    Do you feel anyway nervous about it?
    Very, I have to get to HB1 standard Spanish by my second year! And being 17 I'm worried that I'll miss out on making friends properly.
    Do you use your phone often?
    Kinda. I text people fairly often and use the Facebook / Twitter apps, but they're pretty slow.
    What is your all time favourite chocolate bar <3 ?
    I think I'm going to go with Galaxy <3
    Tea or coffee?
    BLEUGH, NEITHER.
    What colour is your bedroom (p.s. I know this from the last time I got the rideeeee of ya, just asking for the sake of the boardsies)
    It's all white thanks to you ;) Jkjk it's blue, but you already knew that, of course.
    Ever killed a pet?
    D: PF!
    Have you ever rode a horse?
    ^^ lol
    You ;)
    But no seriously, have you?
    Nah, I'm a city boy, ya farmer :P
    Have you ever touched a real-life cow?
    I have actually! :L It was in a mountain in Austria and it had a cute little bell <3
    Have you ever been to a bog?
    I'm not sure...I think I might have been, but since I'm not sure I assume that means I haven't haha.
    What's your favourite thing about living in the city?
    PUBLIC TRANSPORT
    Would you ever move to the country?
    Nah...I love big cities :P
    Kids? Will you have mine? <3
    Why would I ever have anyone else's? <3
    What's the obsession with Pokémon? :L
    It's not an obsession! It's a mild but intense LOVE!
    Am I your favourite boardsies/sex toy/professional prostitute?
    Yes; maybe; that has to be Zach.
    Do you have many Picture Frames in your house? And when you see them do you think of me? <3
    Actually I'm looking at one as I type and it's a pretty weird one...I won't go into it, but yes, I think of you :P


    Hey :)
    Yo :D
    Whats your favourite thing to do in your spare time?
    Go on the internet or into town :P
    Whats your favourite animal?
    Dogs!
    Whats your favourite pokemon game?
    Black, or Colosseum, they were both so good :D
    How often do you drink vanilla coke?
    As often as I can :P Usually likeeeeee once every few weeks but I've started to crave it more lately hahaha, went in today and they were sold out of it </3

    Oops, I keep forgetting memorable endings! (Go to 1:29)


  • Registered Users Posts: 807 ✭✭✭AlmightyDublin


    Story lad!! :D
    Darts, pool or beer pong? :P
    Socks with sandles - yay or nay?
    Play any instruments?
    Last holiday abroad?
    Favourite alcoholic beverage?
    Any socs/clubs in mind to join at UCD?
    Damo or Ivor? XD
    Hot or cold weather?
    Dublin or Belfast - and why?
    Any more good horroe films for me? XD
    Gaeilge, Fracais, Deutsch, English or Espana?
    Best Irish Christmas ad?? :D

    Grazie Mille! :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Explain to me in 7 sentences who you are/what you like etc...

    (I actually have no idea and would like to know a little bit)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Story lad!! :D
    Sup! :D
    Darts, pool or beer pong? :P
    Heh, em, I don't enjoy the first two (can't even play them properly) and I don't think I've ever played beer pong D:
    Socks with sandles - yay or nay?
    The BIGGEST nay :L
    Play any instruments?
    I got to like grade 3 in piano before I stopped - I did JC music and played the piano and tinwhistle for it :)
    Last holiday abroad?
    I was in various parts of America from 18th June to 9th July, oh god, it felt like an eternity :L
    Favourite alcoholic beverage?
    Strawberry and lime kopparberg without a doubt oooooomg
    Any socs/clubs in mind to join at UCD?
    1 or 2 so far but I haven't actually looked into any. :O Wonder if there's a club de francais!
    Damo or Ivor? XD
    Ivor, o m g he's a sexy fock ;) :L
    Hot or cold weather?
    I would always have said hot but America was 40 C and it was awful o_O I think I'd prefer very cold to very hot, but mildly hot to mildly cold.
    Dublin or Belfast - and why?
    Well I've never really explored Belfast :P They're both nice but Dublin is mah home <3
    Any more good horroe films for me? XD
    I saw a trailer for one called The Possession, I'll go see it with ya! :P
    Gaeilge, Fracais, Deutsch, English or Espana?
    Le francais <3 Or maybe Deutsch ;)
    Best Irish Christmas ad?? :D
    The one with the Cornflakes! Hahaha :L
    Grazie Mille! :P
    Merci beaucoup! :P
    Explain to me in 7 sentences who you are/what you like etc...

    (I actually have no idea and would like to know a little bit)
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Usually people have trouble limiting themselves to 7 sentences but I'm the opposite. :L

    I'm Patchy (people genuinely just call me that). I'm 17. I have a twin. I live in Dublin and as of 20 August I go to UCD. :D I love languages and find them really fascinating, my other interests include chicken and vanilla coke. I like to think I'm friendly and approachable...and I'm a man of few words, I can't think of a 7th sentence and had to turn one sentence into two just to save my ass. :P

    And finally I have something to give you all:
    tumblr_lg66xtcKGv1qaqps8o1_500.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Dear Mr. Patchy~,

    I am writing to you today to ask you some questions as part of your "In The Playpen: Patchy~" thread, in the forum of Clearasil and Hormones on www.boards.ie. You shall endeavour to answer these questions to be the best of your ability, with both honesty and humour in equal measure. I hope that these terms are agreeable.

    What is the meaning of the "~" in your username?
    What sort of reactions do you get when you tell people you like Vanilla Coke?
    Do they laugh at you because Vanilla Coke is the worst drink that was ever created and everyone who likes it should be culled so as to avoid them breeding?
    Was the last question a bit mean?
    Do you accept my apology?
    Why not!?
    ...........
    Can I still ask questions though?
    Aw thanks!
    Favourite Pokemon? (You cannot say Meowth or Togepi :pac:)
    Bottled or tap water?
    Favourite online retailer?
    Favourite radio station?
    Favourite radio show?
    Least favourite radio station?
    You can only watch one TV channel for the rest of your life. Choose.
    You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life. Choose.
    Favourite website apart from social media/fora?
    Favourite TV show at the moment?
    Something everyone likes but you hate/are totally oblivious to?
    Family Guy Vs. South Park Vs. American Dad!
    Post a RAGE! comic.
    Post a funny meme.
    Tell us a joke!
    Are you getting tired of answering these yet?
    Favourite pizza toppings?
    Garlic Cheese Chips Vs. Taco Chips Vs. Curry Chips.
    Favourite ice-cream?
    Favourite chocolate bar?
    Favourite type of Haribo?
    Which is your favourite type of battery?
    Do you like the Eurovision?
    If so, your favourite all-time entry?
    If not, what the hell is wrong with you! I'm telling Soccy and she'll beat you. :( :P
    Who can take the trash out?
    Stomp it down for you?
    Take out the bag and do the twisty thingy too?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    Who made Steve Guttenburg a star?
    Would you grow a beard (if you don't already have one)?
    Your dream car?
    Choose a celebrity to marry.
    Choose a celebrity just for naughty stuff.
    Choose a celebrity to wipe all memory of from the entire planet.
    Getting tired yet?
    Can you play any instruments?
    What instrument fascinates you the most?
    What instrument would you most like to learn to play?
    Do you like dubstep?
    Dogs Vs. Cats?
    Mice Vs. Rats?
    Shoes Vs. Hats?
    Bohs Vs. Pats?
    Somebody help me sing - Woooo-ohhhh-ooooooohh!
    Favourite film of all time?
    Favourite actor of all time?
    If you could invite five people (living/dead) to a dinner party, who would you invite?
    What would you cook for them?


    I eagerly await your responses, and I hope we can resolve this issue in a timely fashion.

    Sincerely,
    wnolan1992


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Dear GOD this will take a while and I cant even use more than 15 smilies </3
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Dear Mr. Patchy~,

    I am writing to you today to ask you some questions as part of your "In The Playpen: Patchy~" thread, in the forum of Clearasil and Hormones on www.boards.ie. You shall endeavour to answer these questions to be the best of your ability, with both honesty and humour in equal measure. I hope that these terms are agreeable.
    One can try, dear wnolan.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    What is the meaning of the "~" in your username?
    I was trying to compensate for...things...ask randy!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    What sort of reactions do you get when you tell people you like Vanilla Coke?
    "THEY STILL SELL THAT?!" :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Do they laugh at you because Vanilla Coke is the worst drink that was ever created and everyone who likes it should be culled so as to avoid them breeding?
    Hun you are crusin' for a brusin' I will smack you take that back.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Was the last question a bit mean?
    Do you accept my apology?
    Why not!?
    YES
    NO
    BECAUSE YOU BLASPHEMED.
    ...........
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Can I still ask questions though?
    Aw thanks!
    You can't answer, that's my job!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite Pokemon? (You cannot say Meowth or Togepi )
    Awwwwww fawk :pac: I do love shaymin!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Bottled or tap water?
    Bottled 4eva
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite online retailer?
    I've only ever used ebay I think, but amazon seems better...also, this did not allow a humorous response! :P
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite radio station?
    Favourite radio show?
    Least favourite radio station?
    LAWL radio do those things still exist I thought they died out with VCRs :pac:
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    You can only watch one TV channel for the rest of your life. Choose.
    Whatever channel Embarrassing Bodies is on!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life. Choose.
    Omg no pls
    Okay I think I'm gonna go with Boyce Avenue.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite website apart from social media/fora?
    Heh, Sickipedia...or maybe Postsecret.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite TV show at the moment?
    Definitely The Big Bang Theory, and I have seasons 1-4 on a boxset, but I'm too lazy to watch them D:
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Something everyone likes but you hate/are totally oblivious to?
    Oh wow here we go:
    TV, sports, tea, coffee, healthy food :pac:, exercise :pac:
    The last two aren't disliked, just...omitted. I'm still skinny though.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Family Guy Vs. South Park Vs. American Dad!
    I have never watched any of those...add them to the list above! :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Post a RAGE! comic.
    I made this myself! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4n3gZtYy1qb9762o1_500.png
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Post a funny meme.
    This one is awesome!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Tell us a joke!
    A plane has 500 bricks. One falls out. How many are left?
    499
    How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
    Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door.
    How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
    Open the door. Take the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door.
    There's an animal conference. All the animals go. Who isn't there?
    The giraffe. It's in the fridge.
    A woman walks across crocodile-infested waters and falls in. She doesn't die. Why?
    They're all at the conference.
    However, she dies. Why?
    The brick hit her!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Are you getting tired of answering these yet?
    Nope, just worrying about how I'll get through it with no smilies, they are required in my posts to give tone and not sound mean or blunt or uninterested. It's killing me.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite pizza toppings?
    CORN. Maybe pineapple. I've never actually tried it properly.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Garlic Cheese Chips Vs. Taco Chips Vs. Curry Chips.
    Only ever had the third as far as I know, and they can be pretty good :D
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite ice-cream?
    Maltesers hnggggggg
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite chocolate bar?
    Galaxy!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite type of Haribo?
    The lovehearts <3
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Which is your favourite type of battery?
    AAA because they have good grades ;)
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Do you like the Eurovision?
    If so, your favourite all-time entry?
    If not, what the hell is wrong with you! I'm telling Soccy and she'll beat you. :( :P
    LOL, again, I'm oblivious to this and all song shows! But I remember there was some kind of Eurosong thing and I found my JC Irish teacher's entry, it was priceless :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Who can take the trash out?
    Stomp it down for you?
    Take out the bag and do the twisty thingy too?[/quote]
    This sounds like a euphemism for something, you dog, you. ;)
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    NAZIS.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Who made Steve Guttenburg a star?
    See above.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Would you grow a beard (if you don't already have one)?
    I actually don't grow much facial hair at all. It's really patchy (LOLZ) and doesn't grow very far. But I think I'd like to try it when it does grow.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Your dream car?
    Oblivious, tbh - it's a chunk of metal that moves me around, I don't care, but atm our car is a 1999 two door one so maybe 4 doors might be nice :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Choose a celebrity to marry.
    Katy Perry and/or Jared Leto
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Choose a celebrity just for naughty stuff.
    See above. ;)
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Choose a celebrity to wipe all memory of from the entire planet.
    Lol, Tom Cruise.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Getting tired yet?
    Okay, maybe a tiny bit. :P
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Can you play any instruments?
    Not anymore - I used to play piano but just for grades, and that was no fun so I stopped. I also had to play/practice on a non-electric keyboard which sucked so my musical interest has waned. I'd love to play guitar but meh.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    What instrument fascinates you the most?
    Violins...they're just...strings. Being rubbed by strings. Then they sing! :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    What instrument would you most like to learn to play?
    Guitar :)
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Do you like dubstep?
    Yep, went to Skrillex last week, it was amazing. I also like "better" music too haha.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Dogs Vs. Cats?
    DOGS
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Mice Vs. Rats?
    Mice, but that's a bit of a tentative selection. :L
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Shoes Vs. Hats?
    I'd notice hats more, but they're kind of unnecessary. Beanies though. <3
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Bohs Vs. Pats?
    Lawl, football :P
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Somebody help me sing - Woooo-ohhhh-ooooooohh!
    This woman wants to help!
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite film of all time?
    I always loved A Series Of Unfortunate Events, but Insidious was my favourite scary movie.
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Favourite actor of all time?
    Jim Parsons :')
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    If you could invite five people (living/dead) to a dinner party, who would you invite?
    What would you cook for them?
    I would bring Katy Perry and 4 people who had no idea what was going on and give her vanilla coke and make her love me :pac:
    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I eagerly await your responses, and I hope we can resolve this issue in a timely fashion.

    Sincerely,
    wnolan1992
    I do sincerely hope that my responses were adequate and the humour satisfactory. In the interests of all C&Hers I would request that this be resolved amicably with no hard feelings.
    Sincerely,
    Patchy~


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Have you ever touched a real-life cow? :P
    Patchy~ wrote: »
    I have actually! :L It was in a mountain in Austria and it had a cute little bell <3
    So ... you admit that you'll play with anything provided it has cute little bells?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    So ... you admit that you'll play with anything provided it has cute little bells?!
    RANDY, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    How do you like your tea?
    Which starbucks drink do you normally get?
    If you had to watch one movie for the rest of your life which would you choose?
    If you could only listen to 3 songs for the rest of your life which would you choose?
    Your stuck on a island which 3 items would you bring?
    Boards or facebook?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭BL1993


    BBZ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,479 ✭✭✭ChemHickey


    WUT WUT WUT IS DIZ..

    Hey there patchy ;)

    Red apple or Green
    Black or white
    Me or PF
    Ride me?
    Where's my love letter?
    Will you give me Finality's number... I need a 69.
    What's your shoe size?
    Is it proportional euphemistically?
    Do you like spiders?
    Why not?
    What have spiders ever done to you?
    Togepi is the Queen of Spiders. Did you know?
    PF is a ride. Discuss.
    Will you dump benjii for me?
    Why would PF get a penile enlargement even if I said he didn't need one?
    I thought it looked grand... Was it functional?
    Beer or cocktail.
    Jelly or melon.?
    Were my questions all euphemisms/innuendos.
    That last question was rhetorical.
    The last sentence was a statement.
    So was that one and this very one.


    *HUG*

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,918 ✭✭✭Meowth


    Hey Patchwork :)
    Thought I'd write another list for you dear :)
    Are you looking forward to college?
    Favourite thing to wear?
    Describe yourself in 3 words?
    Blondes or Brunettes?
    Favourite kind of calculator?
    Can I teach you maths next year?
    Tell me a funny story?
    Do you like the playpen?
    Favourite brand of bottled water?
    Favourite game?
    Favourite board game?
    Favourite console?
    Favourite book?
    Favourite quotes?
    Au revoir monsieur Patchy :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    How do you like your tea?
    I don't :O
    Which starbucks drink do you normally get?
    Hot chocolate or chocolate frapps ^_^
    If you had to watch one movie for the rest of your life which would you choose?
    Titanic <3
    If you could only listen to 3 songs for the rest of your life which would you choose?
    Konstantine by Something Corporate, HEEEEEEEYAYAEYEE by..the internet, and I'm not sure which the third would be.
    Your stuck on a island which 3 items would you bring?
    Laptop, electricity, internet.
    (I realize electricity isnt an item I can bring, really, but shhh)
    Boards or facebook?
    Boards for sure!
    BL1993 wrote: »
    BBZ?
    BBZ
    BBZ
    BBZ <3
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    WUT WUT WUT IS DIZ..

    Hey there patchy
    Heeeeeeeeeey sailor ;)
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Red apple or Green
    Red, it's so much more aesthetically pleasing :L
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Black or white
    Black
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Me or PF
    You bbz YOU <3
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Ride me?
    Hellz yeah
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Where's my love letter?
    Dearest Zachary,
    I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. Tears stung my eyes as I tried to sleep and the memories haunted me. Sometimes I think of you and your traits and sometimes things you said will seep into my ears, like when you touched my face and said "I love you" or when you whispered in my ear "I'm going to go".
    It wasn't easy saying goodbye.
    I hope one day we can talk again. Until then, I'll be seeing you.
    Love always,
    Patchy~ <3

    LERL
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Will you give me Finality's number... I need a 69.
    085222sxc4u xoxo
    Nah its 1850 69 69 69
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    What's your shoe size?
    11 :eek:
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Is it proportional euphemistically?
    Oh, very.
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Do you like spiders?
    Why not?
    THEY ARE THE CREEPIEST CNUTS TO EVER WALK THE PLANET.
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    What have spiders ever done to you?
    They just sit in my room curled up omfg I'd post a picture but I'm not going that close, and they crawl on me sometimes and vghyuj
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Togepi is the Queen of Spiders. Did you know?
    That explains so much :(
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    PF is a ride. Discuss.
    Disgust </3
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Will you dump benjii for me?
    He's my one true love...but you can be my bit on the side.
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Why would PF get a penile enlargement even if I said he didn't need one?
    Because he needs one, LERL
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    I thought it looked grand... Was it functional?
    Did it "water" your face?
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Beer or cocktail.
    I don't like beer but I've never had a cocktail ;_;
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    Jelly or melon.?
    Ewwwwwww, neither really, but jelly if I had to.
    Were my questions all euphemisms/innuendos.
    ChemHickey wrote: »
    That last question was rhetorical.
    The last sentence was a statement.
    So was that one and this very one.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNveZ-nIjBBfg90gY4GbqaRCmeQx4UX5B3gFHV2UsnscMiR4Mj&t=1

    ChemHickey wrote: »
    *HUG*

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
    *roide* ;) xoxoxo
    Meowth wrote: »
    Hey Patchwork :)
    Thought I'd write another list for you dear :)
    Yaaaaaaaay <3
    Meowth wrote: »
    Are you looking forward to college?
    Nervously :o
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite thing to wear?
    Jeans and a shirt and a hoody!
    Meowth wrote: »
    Describe yourself in 3 words?
    amazing funny smart xxxxxxx
    (alternatively: awkward, goofy, chicken-enthusiast)
    Meowth wrote: »
    Blondes or Brunettes?
    Both, not really very comparable, it's like saying cake or ice cream :D
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite kind of calculator?
    Whatever the one that helped me get a C3 in maths and a B3 in business was lol :P
    Meowth wrote: »
    Can I teach you maths next year?
    You can try, but you'll have to catch me up to LC level first, sniff :(
    Meowth wrote: »
    Tell me a funny story?
    I walked around town today wearing a sailor hat!
    (pix optional)
    Meowth wrote: »
    Do you like the playpen?
    Its fun but the smiley limit is getting to me.
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite brand of bottled water?
    Celtic Pure bbz
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite game?
    PERKERMERN
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite board game?
    Twister ;)
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite console?
    Nintendo DS Lite :3
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite book?
    Looking For Alaska ^_^
    Meowth wrote: »
    Favourite quotes?
    “grief is a house
    where the chairs
    have forgotten how to hold us
    the mirrors how to reflect us
    the walls how to contain us

    grief is a house that disappears
    each time someone knocks at the door
    or rings the bell
    a house that blows into the air
    at the slightest gust
    that buries itself deep in the ground
    while everyone is sleeping

    grief is a house where no on can protect you
    where the younger sister
    will grow older than the older one
    where the doors
    no longer let you in
    or out”


    Thats just one :P dunno why its bolded, cant fix it!
    Kittay wrote:
    Au revoir monsieur Patchy :)
    Au revoir ma cherie :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    Life?

    Yes or No?

    Cheese?

    German?

    Louth?

    Dublin?

    People?

    Famous people you've met?

    Best looking famous person?

    Carpet?

    Cats?

    Meh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Life?
    Possibly
    Yes or No?
    Maybe ;)
    Cheese?
    Melted.
    German?
    Ja!
    Louth?
    Dublin
    Dublin?
    Louth
    People?
    Sometimes :P
    Famous people you've met?
    Just smallish band members really
    Best looking famous person?
    Jake Gyllenhaal. Anyone who denies it is lying. :pac:
    Carpet?
    No ;)
    Cats?
    Dogs <3
    Meh?
    Meh!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    Creepy wink after carpet but anyway... :pac:

    Favourite politician?

    Favourite Movie?

    Saddest Movie?

    IRC?

    Wickla?

    Favourite Street?

    USA?

    Milk?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Creepy wink after carpet but anyway... :pac:
    I didn't know how else to take it... :pac:
    Favourite politician?
    Apathetic :P
    Favourite Movie?
    MEAN GIRLS
    Saddest Movie?
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ;_;
    IRC?
    #MAHLETE (BENHI)
    Wickla?
    BENHI
    Favourite Street?
    Whatever one(s) Times Square is on :P
    USA?
    Hell to the yes :D
    Milk?
    Always.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    Don't know what else to ask :pac:

    Looking forward to college?

    Where you going?

    Doing?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭BL1993


    BBZ<3


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