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Award for the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.

  • 22-08-2012 12:12pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
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    • 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

    • 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

    • 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

    • 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

    • 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

    • 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

    • 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

    • 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

    • 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

    • 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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