All men are created equally, but some are just pr1cks

Frynge

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

My name is URL

Okey dokey

le la rat

What was his difference do you know?

hatrickpatrick

Haha what a legend, pics now?

Where To

Frynge wrote: »

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

How so?

Have you not got a poophole?

Scioch

Frynge wrote: »

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

Why not ?

Fukuyama

They?

Silverfish

Frynge wrote: »

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

There's a story here and godammit I want to hear it.

Are you staying or working in a hotel? Did you see the person poo on the floor?

juan.kerr

Frynge wrote: »

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

Yeah, he's better than you. (Only kidding)

BillyMitchel

Bad day at work?

Jimoslimos

Cries of retail?

Sunnyisland

Silverfish wrote: »

There's a story here and godammit I want to hear it.

Are you staying or working in a hotel? Did you see the person poo on the floor?

Its just a another crap story you hear one you have heard them all :pac::pac: unless

OP cough up the full story or the thread gets it :cool:

Scioch

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Bad day at work?

Sure isnt he lucky to have a job ? Dont wanna clan poo off the wall now, he'll whinge then if there is no poo and he's let go. Cant please some people.

juan.kerr

Why are we so obsessed with faeces? OP may be a Scatman...

Duckworth_Luas

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of scat-iness!

Colmustard

I am sure you would have the ability to do that as well. Don't put yourself down.

3ndahalfof6

your right he is 1-0 up

Silverfish

realies wrote: »

Its just a another crap story you hear one you have heard them all :pac::pac: unless

Okay I'll stall for time here.

Years and years ago I used to work in a shop. The toilets were not for the public. A woman came in one day to use the toilet, and I said no. After much arguing, my co-worker (Cheers Stu!) said 'Sure let her use the toilet!" "It'll be GRAND" he said.

20 mins later your one comes out of the toilet like a greyhound and out the door. No remarks were passed. Until, I was walking past the toilet later and something caught my eye, so I turned on the lights...

She had SMEARED the floor, seat, toilet lid, sink, mirror, and WALLS with poo. It was EVERYWHERE.
So for 2.27 an hour I'd to clean **** off everything after this woman had shat herself inside out.

juan.kerr

Are all races really equal? Is an Irish persons life the same value as a palestinian refugee or a person born to the lowest caste in India?

Grimebox

In the eyes of the Irish government, I am twice as valauble as the average person. Anytime anything goes to a vote they send me two voting slips with different serial numbers.

Nodin

juan.kerr wrote: »

Are all races really equal? Is an Irish persons life the same value as a palistinian refugee or a person born to the lowest caste in India?

What do you think?

Frynge

A customer stopped one of the chefs in the corridor and told him the toilets need attention and was there another toilet, chef sent customer upstairs to the meeting room toilets and then told me.

i assumed there was toilet paper on the floor or the bin was full.

But noooooo

there was **** all over the floor and i walked straight in on top of it

Frynge

Grimebox wrote: »

In the eyes of the Irish government, I am twice as valauble as the average person. Anytime anything goes to a vote they send me two voting slips with different serial numbers.

i also get two voting cards so does that make me four times the man

juan.kerr

Nodin wrote: »

What do you think?

Yes I believe so. I try to judge a person by their actions.

juan.kerr

Frynge wrote: »

there was **** all over the floor and i walked straight in on top of it

You realize it was the chef, right?

Classic form of protest.

Duiske

Think he watched Ted after smok'in a bit the green.

Sunnyisland

juan.kerr wrote: »

Are all races really equal? Is an Irish persons life the same value as a palestinian refugee or a person born to the lowest caste in India?

Can we not just talk about the OPs post

MugMugs

Terrible things seem to happen you a lot OP.

That's an awful pity!

Frynge

juan.kerr wrote: »

You realize it was the chef, right?

Classic form of protest.

You raise a question I was not expecting

juan.kerr

Frynge wrote: »

You raise a question I was not expecting

You have a lot to learn. Start by reading up on 'phantom sh***er'...

Biggins

Frynge wrote: »

The man who goes into a hotel at 18.30 on a Wednesday to take a **** on the floor so that they can spread it all over the wall is NOT equal to me

Er... wot?

Some Yoke

Does the pope sh:t in the woods?
If so, does he too wipe it all over the place?

Biggins

realies wrote: »

Can we not just talk about the OPs post

We could - but its a load of crap! :pac:

Frynge

Some People just want to watch the world burn.... be covered in ****

Micky Dolenz

I poo'd my pants once.

Dangerous Man

Even by AH standards there's been an awful amount of shit talk lately.

krudler

phantom sh1tter level 99.

Tazio

I worked in nightclubs long long time ago... At the end of the night I'd gladly clean the Gents over Ladies any time..

That was back in the early '90's... I'm sure its probably a lot better now.....

girl in the striped socks

Tazio wrote: »

I worked in nightclubs long long time ago... At the end of the night I'd gladly clean the Gents over Ladies any time..

That was back in the early '90's... I'm sure its probably a lot better now.....

No it's not. Women are filthy bitches in public toilets.

juan.kerr

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I poo'd my pants once.

Did you shart?

policarp

All men are equal, but some are more equal than others. . .

notnumber

Frynge wrote: »

A customer stopped one of the chefs in the corridor and told him the toilets need attention and was there another toilet, chef sent customer upstairs to the meeting room toilets and then told me.

i assumed there was toilet paper on the floor or the bin was full.

But noooooo

there was **** all over the floor and i walked straight in on top of it

CCTV in the jacks..that what it is coming to folks..Ive seen this a few times ..even once your man left his runners on either side of the toilet ..sh1te everywhere just a trainer one either side of the bowl..It could be related to the sewer dwellers ..last seen lifting manhole covers near Dublin castle..where the hotel btw?
Seriously I think most of this is down to disgruntled (ex)employees.

Dangerous Man

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

No it's not. Women are filthy bitches in public toilets.

And not always in a good way.

But yeah, I used to work as a lounge boy in a few bars in my youth. Night after night the ladies toilets were in a far worse state than the gents. I used to hate going in there, disgusting.

MadsL

Tazio wrote: »

At the end of the night I'd gladly clean the Gents over Ladies any time..

Ladies, seriously, stop hovering, it's not nice.

Pantsface

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

No it's not. Women are filthy bitches in public toilets.

AND in the bathrooms in their jobs

Mod

Let's leave the "women are filthy bitches" comments behind.

Thanks.

ejmaztec

Turd world problems.

juan.kerr

ejmaztec wrote: »

Turd world problems.

Scat's a classic.

Odysseus

notnumber wrote: »

CCTV in the jacks..that what it is coming to folks..Ive seen this a few times ..even once your man left his runners on either side of the toilet ..sh1te everywhere just a trainer one either side of the bowl..It could be related to the sewer dwellers ..last seen lifting manhole covers near Dublin castle..where the hotel btw?
Seriously I think most of this is down to disgruntled (ex)employees.

They are only leaving you a little gift, like the thief who has a crap in your house before he empties it. IIRC Martin Chaill was know to leave littles presents in places he broke into.

Its strange the little messages some people send by having a sh!t;)

ejmaztec

juan.kerr wrote: »

Scat's a classic.

No sh1t