Republic of Boardsie-land

Some Yoke

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

Inquire at your local post office

kneemos

Who holds the Conch?

BBDBB

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

if its as nature intended then you should have moulted around March and should start growing your thicker winter coat any day now;)

Hercule Poirot

Could I be the computer game tester, to check that they don't corrupt the little minds of wee young Boardsies?

Oh, and films also.

crazy cabbage

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

**** that. I have been growing this beard for 4 weeks now. Im not shaving it for anyone. Granded it only looks like a 5 o clock shadow but still.
shaved before for an interview and didn't even get the job. that was 3 weeks work down the drain :mad:

You see i really want a big beard so i can stroke it when i havent a clue what is going on and still look really smart

Heard that 20% of college exams goes for beard stroking ability aswell. They dont tell you this becouse they dont want everyone doing it. They hire someone to look out for brillent beard stroking. This person always wears a blue t-shirt. This is why men do better in college than women. <--- true story

mauzo

crazy cabbage wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

Will I have to shave or can I just be as nature intended?

**** that. I have been growing this beard for 4 weeks now. Im not shaving it for anyone. Granded it only looks like a 5 o clock shadow but still.
shaved before for an interview and didn't even get the job. that was 3 weeks work down the drain :mad:

You see i really want a big beard so i can stroke it when i havent a clue what is going on and still look really smart

Heard that 20% of college exams goes for beard stroking ability aswell. They dont tell you this becouse they dont want everyone doing it. They hire someone to look out for brillent beard stroking. This person always wears a blue t-shirt. This is why men do better in college than women. <--- true story

I waxed my moustache last night. Ouch

kulareggae

I first would get rid of the mad car tax have a universal one and everyone has cheap insurance and Id write into the law that petrol is not allowed go above 1 euro and once someone has 5 years no claims they get a free car provided from the government

No more rent allowance caps as well and anyone in morgage arrears after 6 months there interest freezes an they make a payment plan with the bank using a budgeting system which mabs provide

Also people have 2 months holiday pay if in unemployment

Use the taxes from the USC to provide council list tennants with a home

kulareggae

Also I am the computer webdesigner/developer/animator/graphic designer

who takes a interest in politics motors and P.c.'s x

mauzo

kulareggae wrote: »

Also I am the computer webdesigner/developer/animator/graphic designer

who takes a interest in politics motors and P.c.'s x

I can burp the alphabet backwards if that's any use....

Mr.Crinklewood

I'm open to suggestions on what I should do.

crazy cabbage

mauzo wrote: »

I can burp the alphabet backwards if that's any use....

Nope. sorry

If you had a moustache and could burp the alphabet backwards. Now that would be usefull!!!

Shame you waxed it.



I have top quality beard strocking abilities. That any good to anyone?

Some Yoke

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I'm open to suggestions on what I should do.

We need an elder statesperson. Nelson Mandela type figure

kneemos

Dips on chief lifeguard supervisor.

Some Yoke

We could do a motto also. Something in the liberty equality fraternity mould but more suited to boards.. "In yore ma we trust"??

talla10

If I'm elected Mayor the first thing I'll do I'd kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders!!

Mr.Crinklewood

Some Yoke wrote: »

We need an elder statesperson. Nelson Mandela type figure

Could i be the younger version of him?

We need a crest, what about this?

The King of Moo

FatherLen wrote: »

I'm king!

Called it!

Nice try.

*appoints FatherLen to position of Royal Footstool*

Some Yoke

talla10 wrote: »

If I'm elected Mayor the first thing I'll do I'd kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders!!

Going for the aul' "fecking up my pre election campaign so if I do get elected Ill have done it the hard way" trick. I like it.

kulareggae

can we get rid of the euro and have our own currency?

Some Yoke

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Some Yoke wrote: »

We need an elder statesperson. Nelson Mandela type figure

Could i be the younger version of him?

We need a crest, what about this?

Applause!

SocSocPol

FatherLen wrote: »

I'm king!

Called it!

I'm Cromwell, you're fúked!:D

kneemos

kulareggae wrote: »

can we get rid of the euro and have our own currency?

The Boardy?

SocSocPol

kneemos wrote: »

The Boardy?

No,if we are having our own currency it has to be the "Bollocko" with 100 "Whoopsies" to the "Bollocko"

dj jarvis

mauzo wrote: »

I can burp the alphabet backwards if that's any use....

this man for president

mauzo

dj jarvis wrote: »

mauzo wrote: »

I can burp the alphabet backwards if that's any use....

this man for president

I don't have a penis

dj jarvis

i want the job as the bloke that carry's the g strings for visiting bikini teams
in the annual bikini world games

these games take in the summer months , one match in every major market town in ireland , on a friday night , after chucking out time
in a roped off area in the square , non contact

and there i run out of ideas - keep getting stuck at that point

some one want to come up with some rules for a bikini battle ?

dj jarvis

mauzo wrote: »

I don't have a penis

my wife said that a small penis should not harm a sexual relationship

i wish she did not have one

kneemos

mauzo wrote: »

I don't have a penis

I have one if you want one.

mauzo

kneemos wrote: »

mauzo wrote: »

I don't have a penis

I have one if you want one.

It's the generosity of boardsies that gets me through the day

Knex*

mauzo wrote: »

It's the generosity of boardsies that gets me through the day

And, by all accounts, Pornhub.

I'm not moving to this Republic of Boards anyhow, I want that cruise ship in International waters that we were all promised. :mad:

Some Yoke

kneemos wrote: »

mauzo wrote: »

I don't have a penis

I have one if you want one.

Aaaand the bartering system proposed earlier comes into play!

dj jarvis

Some Yoke wrote: »

Aaaand the bartering system proposed earlier comes into play!

but what could you give as payment for a penis ?
how much is ones todger worth on the open market ?

Some Yoke

dj jarvis wrote: »

Some Yoke wrote: »

Aaaand the bartering system proposed earlier comes into play!

but what could you give as payment for a penis ?
how much is ones todger worth on the open market ?

One of the posters earlier said goods or services could be obtained/a living made by doing something they love doing.. so, eh, in return for your product someone could, take out your rubbish or something? :P Suppose this would be where haggling would come in handy for ya

kneemos

dj jarvis wrote: »

but what could you give as payment for a penis ?
how much is ones todger worth on the open market ?

Free for the right customer.

kulareggae

kneemos wrote: »

dj jarvis wrote: »

but what could you give as payment for a penis ?
how much is ones todger worth on the open market ?

Free for the right customer.

what about food

Gongoozler

Is the position of All Things Yummy Tester still available? Like, think about all the doughnuts and cream cakes and cupcakes and muffins entering the country.... someone has to make sure they're fit for Boardsie consumption.

BBDBB

Oi! Curfew starts in 20 minutes

kneemos

BOO.

emzolita

death penalty to the trolls.

Some Yoke

emzolita wrote: »

death penalty to the trolls.

No lengthy parcel opening ceremonies so?

wendell borton

Lord of the flies on RTE 1 later tonight, probably a good example of what boardsie land would descent into.

hiram

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Some Yoke wrote: »

So, a large uninhabited but life supporting island is found and by some unusual twist of fate, it is granted to the ufine folk of Boards to live in, a social experiment or whatever you'd like to call it.
It presents the opportunity to create our own country, with rules and systems that we feel should have been in place in Ireland and also, our own culture etc.
So, if you were planted on this island, what type of society, laws, traditions etc would you like to see? Whatever you want, whatever your IDEAL place would be like.
For example, I'd like for politicians, if we decide to have any, to earn no more than the average citizen and live by a zero corruption policy. Id also like if the politicians were just normal people who were CHOSEN BY THE PEOPLE to enter politics rather than electing to do it themselves (excuse the pun). They could be nominated for whatever reason, service to the community, expertise in a certain area etc.
I'd also like to see public humiliation of the people who put hardship intentionally on weaker vulnerable members of society, who terrorise the eldery, sick, alone etc.
What'd be in your ideal land?
Lets say climate, resources etc. would be that of an average EU country.

Why would you let people who would terrorise the elderly on to the island?

.....such as those who wish to impose a Household tax maybe Dxhound??....are you lost perhaps?

The Snipe

Confab wrote: »

I'll legislate and referee lesbian mud and lesbian baby oil wrestling.

I'd rather not see lesbian babies all oiled up

NegativeCreep

I would like it to be a tropical island with palm trees and the like.
Clothes would be banned because they are too damn restrictive.
Small talk would not be tolerated and people could not talk unless they actually have something worthwhile to say.
Drugs would all be legal, except for heroin. I think people would get along better this way.
There would be no laws. Everyone would just do the right thing anyway (hopefully)
I would also like bees and wasps to be eradicated from this island. No spiders or flies or mosquitoes or giant snakes either. Nothing poisonous.

I would like to work in pharmaceuticals. Particularly the researching and testing of the pharmaceuticals. That'd pretty much be my ideal life

crazy cabbage

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I would like it to be a tropical island with palm trees and the like.

YES!!!!

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Clothes would be banned because they are too damn restrictive.
Small talk would not be tolerated and people could not talk unless they actually have something worthwhile to say.

damn we are baning people from afterhours talking sh1t. Damn this is going to be a quite island

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Drugs would all be legal, except for heroin. I think people would get along better this way.

And meth. **** meth :eek:

NegativeCreep wrote: »

There would be no laws. Everyone would just do the right thing anyway (hopefully)

YES

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I would also like bees and wasps to be eradicated from this island. No spiders or flies or mosquitoes or giant snakes either. Nothing poisonous.

eeeerrrrmmm what is going to pollonate all the flowers??? we do need to eat
Best way to giet rid of flys is to have loads of spiders :pac:
How about we get loads of spiders to eat all the flys.
then we get loads of birds of eat the spiders
then we get loads of cats to eat the birds
then we can get dogs to chase all the cats off the island. **** cats. Dogs for the win

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I would like to work in pharmaceuticals. Particularly the researching and testing of the pharmaceuticals. That'd pretty much be my ideal life

i call being guiny pig :cool:

BBDBB

what time does the revolution start comrades?

kneemos

BBDBB wrote: »

what time does the revolution start comrades?

When the TV contracts are sorted.

Mickey Dazzler

I kill whoever got in my way to becoming king.

I would routinely abuse the peasants and force all the women folk to fellate me whenever and whereever I so deemed necessary.

I would then crown myself King Michael Dazzler 1.

kneemos

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I kill whoever got in my way to becoming king.

I would routinely abuse the peasants and force all the women folk to fellate me whenever and whereever I so deemed necessary.

I would then crown myself King Michael Dazzler 1.

Dicktators ultilmately end up hanging off a bridge.

BBDBB

kneemos wrote: »

When the TV contracts are sorted.

I can almost hear the voiceover before the coverage starts


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