Slang words/phrases for going to the toilet?

ForeverYoung90

A friend of mine checked in on facebook as "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool" at MY JACKS.
fraped of course

frozenfrozen

Barry White

Savage Tyrant

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

kfallon

I'm going to free Nelson Mandela

Savage Tyrant

Releasing the brown trout.

Ghandee

Going to give birth to a baby seal.

Where To

Having a sh1t.

1ZRed

Going to lay some bricks

KKkitty

I'm off to the jacks

MaxSteele

Going to the office to do some paperwork,

Evacuation Procedure,

Unleashing the battering ram

kfallon

Off to cut some rope

Where To

Poop.

sile seilide

Releasing some shiite rebels

Knex*

I'm going pretending to take a shit while really playing games on my phone to avoid work.

Really rolls off the tongue that one.

Ghandee

Lay a cable.

Where To

Doing a massive jobby (in a scottish accent)

brownacid

A meeting with Donald Trump

See a man about a dog

Pay my respects to the Union Jack

Going Fishing

laying cable

kfallon

Off for a chat with the Arab.....Mustapha Krap

Jimoslimos

I thought Flutt was banned from AH these days.....suspicious amount of toilet threads......

DVD-Lots

Theres a dead otter sliding out of me....... :pac:

mauzo

I just say I'm going to sh*te myself stupid...

When I have the runs I say poo soup. Honestly I'm delightful

Chuck Stone

I am going to the bathroom now. I may be gone for some time.

Martyn1989

That was one for the log book.

admiralofthefleet

burying a quaker

frozenfrozen

bailing out the boat

senorwipesalot

Time to release the chocolate hostage.



Jaysus lads,I just had a n*****s arm.

Tazio

Logout

Duff

Give birth to an African village.

Tipperary animal lover

Draining the lizard, dropping the kids to school:o, going for a dump, emptying the tank, going for a quiet word with myself, taking the dog for a walk and going for a few shakes.....

ratracer

Ah can feel a wee turtles head popping out


Pace car is pulling off

Flincher

Dropping Obama at the White House

frag420

I'm going over to Paul's house.

admiralofthefleet

giving birth to meatloafs daughter

laying a cable

dropping anchor

going to the pony room

reading autotrader

dodderangler

Someone said it
Donald trump is classic

Gonna give the porcelain a brown doll
( heard it once took me bout 10 mins to figure)

mrwhimwham

A brown bear scratching at the back door!

hattoncracker

visiting the houses of parliament.

False Prophet

Time to strain the spuds

zcorpian88

Off to the bog

Drop a Cleveland steamer (heard that one off a friend of mine sick ****er)

Have to leave a deposit

Have to take a slash

Drop a deuce

Take a dump

billyhead

Check on the umemployed

Cyrusmekon

Off for a Brad Pitt.

The_Thing

Dropping a nuke on Tel-Aviv.

admiralofthefleet

i have to exchange contracts for building a log cabin

supernova84

Make a deposit

Deank

Off for an Ertha Kitt or a Barry White

zef

Dogs eggs in transit.
'touching cloth'.
Viz was great in the 90's.

exador

going to drain the spuds


touching cotton gotta drop a log

going to feed the seagulls

going for a barry (white)

RaRaRasputin

One of the first things my future gf said to me was that she had made "brown soldiers this morning". I just nodded and wondered why she was telling me about her morning poo and just didn't ask further. It was only a year later that she used that phrase again and I finally felt brave enough to ask...well knowing it was just a breakfast dish (brown bread cut in slices) and not a word for a s**t was pretty much a relief.

Optimalprimerib

Go be mandula for a bit (do Apu)

False Prophet

I've to bring the horse to france:)

about 3 fity

get the calving jack

lookitsme

i'm off to have a bowel opening.

or

i'm off to see how i score on the bristol stool chart.

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