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During The War

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  • 24-08-2012 12:01pm
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    MonkieSocks
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    A World War II Royal Air Force pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.

    "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough.

    The Germans had a very strong air force.

    I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

    (At this point, several of the children giggle.:pac:)

    "I looked up, and right above me was one of them.

    I aimed at him and shot him down.

    They were swarming.

    I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

    (At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh:pac:)

    The teacher stands up and says,

    "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company."

    "That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were Messerschmitts."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    gammygils
    Registered Users Posts: 17,267 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Man joins the Royal Navy. After a few days he asks shipmates

    ''What do you do for sex around here?''

    He's shown a wooden barrel with a hole in it.

    Not impressed he tries it anyways & loves it, So tries again the next day & the next.

    ''Can I do this every day?'' he asks

    ''Not Saturday'' he is told

    ''Why not?''

    ''That's your day in the barrel!''


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