Horse Laziness

neil_hosey

I seen a horse pull a trailer by the window of my work there and i was just wondering,

Do you think the average horses fitness has deminished since the introduction of the car?

Back in the day, Id imagine most horse would have spent their days pulling all sorts of things around the streets and canals, but now all they do is sit in fields.

Either way, I think the average horse has it a bit too easy nowadays

FatherLen

congratulations.
this might be the most pointless thread to grace after hours this year.
you must be proud

working fool

I agree
Send them to Iraq or Mosney
Bunch of layabouts

The King of Moo

neil_hosey wrote: »

I seen a horse pull a trailer by the window of my work there and i was just wondering,

Do you think the average horses fitness has deminished since the introduction of the car?

Back in the day, Id imagine most horse would have spent their days pulling all sorts of things around the streets and canals, but now all they do is sit in fields.

Either way, I think the average horse has it a bit too easy nowadays

I've literally never seen a horse sit.

It's a pity there's no way for them to run in these fields.

SEPT 23 1989

I once saw the floor of a horse box collapse with a nag in it

bits of horse all over the road

neil_hosey

working fool wrote: »

I agree
Send them to Iraq or Mosney
Bunch of layabouts

dont get me started on donkeys. They have become completely obselete nowaways. All seem to do is prance around fields looking dischevelled like they had a hard day, when i fact, they dont even have to carry turf or timber for the fire anymore, they dont do anything!

kfallon

Don't diss the horses, they make me my living

Valetta

Any horse I ever back is lazy as f*ck

Prefect_1998

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I once saw the floor of a horse box collapse with a nag in it

bits of horse all over the road

neil_hosey

kfallon wrote: »

Don't diss the horses, they make me my living

im not talking about race horses, they're ok with me, they are atleast doing something. Its your average layabout horse that gets my goat.

working fool

kfallon wrote: »

Don't diss the horses, they make me my living

Trapdoors for horsebox's ?

Valetta

neil_hosey wrote: »

im not talking about race horses, they're ok with me, they are atleast doing something. Its your average layabout horse that gets my goat.

Is your goat lazy?

kfallon

working fool wrote: »

Trapdoors for horsebox's ?

neil_hosey

Valetta wrote: »

Is your goat lazy?

goats always done their own thing, i dont mind them so much.

The King of Moo

neil_hosey wrote: »

im not talking about race horses, they're ok with me, they are atleast doing something. Its your average layabout horse that gets my goat.

This is what happens when you get long-term unemployed horses with no incentive to get back to work. Stealing goats, for f*ck's sake. Stop giving them sugarlump handouts for a start, then get them to work pulling rickshaws for women on hen nights. If they refuse, then off to the glue factory with them.

Hope you find your goat OP.

Boombastic

Is this the type of horse you mean?
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/10/Kcw1cGnFIUa3niKv-cKU7Q2.jpg


For the past week my voice was a little horse but it's stable now

Mr Benevolent

kfallon wrote: »

Don't diss the horses, they make me my living

You're a horse masturbator?

johnwest288

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4499703/Donkey-dragged-by-farmer-pick-up-truck-Montenegro.html

neil_hosey

The King of Moo wrote: »

This is what happens when you get long-term unemployed horses with no incentive to get back to work. Stealing goats, for f*ck's sake. Stop giving them sugarlump handouts for a start, then get them to work pulling rickshaws for women on hen nights. If they refuse, then off to the glue factory with them.

Hope you find your goat OP.

i dont own a horse but if i did, id be taking your advice. As far as goats go, i dont think anyone really owns them. they are their own masters

Where To

A horse doesn't know if it's lazy or not, a horse is a horse of course of course.

Unless;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PZPpWTRTU

policarp

Mr. Ed might have something to say about this. . .

Where To

policarp wrote: »

Mr. Ed might have something to say about this. . .

Neigh I don't think so.

He died in 1970.

The King of Moo

neil_hosey wrote: »

goats always done their own thing, i dont mind them so much.

Goats sound like people doing impressions of goats.

They therefore freak me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woobL2yAxD4

policarp

Where To wrote: »

Neigh I don't think so.

He died in 1970.

Jebus! am I that old?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Fair play to the horse, for years they were worked into the ground, about time they got it easy.:pac:

Duckworth_Luas

I don't know about horses being lazy. The horses in the Gardaí Mounted Police are always erect to attention!

sawfish

neil_hosey wrote: »

I seen a horse pull a trailer by the window of my work there and i was just wondering,

Do you think the average horses fitness has deminished since the introduction of the car?

Back in the day, Id imagine most horse would have spent their days pulling all sorts of things around the streets and canals, but now all they do is sit in fields.

Either way, I think the average horse has it a bit too easy nowadays

You might be right. Perhaps horse gymnasiums should be set up.

You could try the animals and pet issues forum http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?forumid=240

castletownman

Three men were in a bar discussing their worries about their wives. The first man says "I think my wife may be doing the dirt on me with an electrician". "Why do you think that?" the other two asked. "Because I was suspicious of something going on, and checked under the bed and found a box full of wire cutters and voltmeters and stuff".

Second man retorts "That's nothing. I think mine is screwing around with a handy man because like you I checked under the bed and found a tool-belt and hard-hat and stuff".

Third man goes "That's fecking nothing. I think my wife is sleeping with a horse"

"Why?" the other two asked in amazement.

"Because I looked under the bed and found a jockey"