Worst situation to come home to from work.

Rhand

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

Ghandee

Rhand wrote: »

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

Shít happens.

TheBody

Rhand wrote: »

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

Did the sh1t hit the fan op?

Dangerous Man

Thread title gave me a migraine. But yeah, that's pretty shitty alright. I can't think of anything at the moment but when I do I'll be back.

castletownman

Coming home to find that's there's no dinner cooked.

Goddamn lazy wimmen

Came home once to find the neighbour's kids in my sitting room poking leaves into my birdcage, and a note stuck to the door helpfully saying "Hi, the door wouldn't shut this morning, can you fix it?" from a housemate... who knew I left for work before they did. Thank God the house was in a lovely neighbourhood. Ran the kids and gave the housemate an almighty bollocking. Door was only stuck on the latch ffs. It wasn't a sh*t but it was pretty annoying.

Ghandee

Deleted User wrote: »

Came home once to find the neighbour's kids in my sitting room poking leaves into my birdcage, and a note stuck to the door helpfully saying "Hi, the door wouldn't shut this morning, can you fix it?" from a housemate... who knew I left for work before they did. Thank God the house was in a lovely neighbourhood. Ran the kids and gave the housemate an almighty bollocking. Door was only stuck on the latch ffs. It wasn't a sh*t but it was pretty annoying.

You poor thing.

Where did you sleep that night?

marshbaboon

Came home to realise I had forgotten my keys. Couldn't get into my apartment and was dying to go to the toilet, so had to take a dump on the stairs when no one was looking while I waited for a locksmith.

Ghandee

Ghandee wrote: »

You poor thing.

Where did you sleep that night?

In my bed, not in a cat basket, MEOW.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.

Hootanany

CJC999 wrote: »

I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.

How fat portly or chubby

PieForPi

I'd imagine coming home to find a loved one having killed themselves would be pretty rough.

Sunnyisland

Cant thing of anything funny to post, I just came home from work today..................

bobin fudge

moved into a new appartment and due to being busy forgot to get the electricity put into my name, fast forward 2 weeks and get home at 9pm to find the place in darkness -no shower, no tv and nothing to cook on

FloatingVoter

Finding the social welfare fraud squad waiting for me. Hard to explain when I'm in my work clothes why I'm claiming for five kids, two of whom are cats and the other three characters from Batman.

3ndahalfof6

LOST COMES TO MIND

Duggy747

Rhand wrote: »

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)

One man's thrash is another man's lunch. A bit bread and lettuce and away you go! :pac:

sweeney1971

Many years ago I came home from doing a 14 hour shift. Had a nice hot bath and got into my bed with fresh sheets on with the intention of watching telly in bed. Once in bed I put my foot on something under the quilt, ripping the quilt back I had stuck my foot in a pile of cat sh*t what the lazy b****d cat had left me.

Steven81

Parents in law there again

Child Screaming

X Factor/ Americas next top model on tv

No hot water

3ndahalfof6

sweeney1971 wrote: »

Many years ago I came home from doing a 14 hour shift. Had a nice hot bath and got into my bed with fresh sheets on with the intention of watching telly in bed. Once in bed I put my foot on something under the quilt, ripping the quilt back I had stuck my foot in a pile of cat sh*t what the lazy b****d cat had left me.

I hope you went to his/her basket and repaid in kind.

orchidsrpretty

Coming home to a house full of cat **** is pretty awful, I had a cat that liked to do her business everywhere except the litter tray. The worst is my boyfriend has a really weak stomach and vomits at the smell of anything that doesn't smell like roses, so in addition to cleaning up the cat ****, I also have to clean up a trail of puke from the front door to the toilet:(

whatdoicare

I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!

3ndahalfof6

orchidsrpretty wrote: »

Coming home to a house full of cat **** is pretty awful, I had a cat that liked to do her business everywhere except the litter tray. The worst is my boyfriend has a really weak stomach and vomits at the smell of anything that doesn't smell like roses, so in addition to cleaning up the cat ****, I also have to clean up a trail of puke from the front door to the toilet:(

so how is your sex life going

3ndahalfof6

whatdoicare wrote: »

I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!

the bastard, thats all.

sweeney1971

The cat in question lived outside in the stables and got in through an open window, it did the same on everyone in the Village, just popping in for a ****e.

MadsL

whatdoicare wrote: »

I came home once to my husband panned out on the couch watching Daniel O Donnell live ...it was all I could do not to divorce him! He was eating my flippin Galaxy bar too!

Has he been questioning his sexuality recently?

pragmatic1

CJC999 wrote: »

I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.

What did you do when you found them?

whatdoicare

MadsL wrote: »

Has he been questioning his sexuality recently?

Sadly, no. Right now, he's rolling around in mud having a grand 'ol time of it! He calls this "gardening".

osheen

Came home today - no dinner ready and the kids were playiny MY call of duty .
Totally f#%ked up my K/D ratio

Daith

When I come home and one of my housemates girlfriends is there. I don't mind her but her laugh cuts through me. It's so loud and braying and there's no substance known to man that can sound proof against it.

Nux

Coming home to find the wife is still living there.

crazy cabbage

Nothing really exicting to post here

The only thing i can think of is when i arrived back up to my accomatation in college after going home for the weekend and everything in my room had been moved into the bathroom.

I Laughed it off and the people who did it gave a hand put it all back over a few cans though so it was grand but i could see how it might annoy some people

3ndahalfof6

Nux wrote: »

Coming home to find the wife is still living there.

im guessing you went to the wrong house.

SocSocPol

Rhand wrote: »

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?[/QUOTE]
My ex in bed with her girlfriend" and her "girlfriends" partner! I Shít you not

christmas2012

coming home to someone trying to hang themselves and pulling knives out of drawers in the kitchen area,i think that is pretty hard to come home from work to and tough out..

3ndahalfof6

SocSocPol wrote: »

Rhand wrote: »

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?[/QUOTE]
My ex in bed with her girlfriend" and her "girlfriends" partner! I Shít you not

ok so you have bowel problems, but did they get it on tape?

3ndahalfof6

christmas2012 wrote: »

coming home to someone trying to hang themselves and pulling knives out of drawers in the kitchen area,i think that is pretty hard to come home from work to and tough out..

so your kitchen is on the ceiling.

Lawrence1895

Left work, Liverpool were 1:0 against United, was singing all the way home. Checked the final result on arrival, United won the match

SocSocPol

Lars1916 wrote: »

Left work, Liverpool were 1:0 against United, was singing all the way home. Checked the final result on arrival, United won the match

So you support Liverpool which means you support murdering holligans (Hysel Stadium) and you despise hate the "Beautiful Game".
If I were you I'd ring the Samaritans:D

Poster Banned

gara

I came home from college one weekend to find my non-tea drinking mother had replaced the Lyons teabags with Bewley's. Let's just say that little mistake never happened again!

gara

gara wrote: »

I came home from college one weekend to find my non-tea drinking mother had replaced the Lyons teabags with Bewley's. Let's just say that little mistake never happened again!

The horror. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

gara

Deleted User wrote: »

The horror. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

Was a tough weekend

Rusty_Mectum

SocSocPol wrote: »

So you support Liverpool which means you support murdering holligans (Hysel Stadium) and you despise hate the "Beautiful Game".
If I were you I'd ring the Samaritans:D

Bit of a general statement on Liverpool there, this comment would probably get you a ban over in the soccer forum!

Lawrence1895

SocSocPol wrote: »

So you support Liverpool which means you support murdering holligans (Hysel Stadium) and you despise hate the "Beautiful Game".
If I were you I'd ring the Samaritans:D

It's called 'Heysel' actually

areyawell

I was working in cork and living in a house with 6 alltogether. 4 of them were sound and students, the other lad a pikey. Walked in the door from work and going to go into the sitting room to watch the premiership and there was two polish drug dealers in the sitting room with this lad with bags full of coke and weed and a machete on the table. Drugs must have been worth 20k, starting eyeing me up and asking me questions and waving the machete. Wasnt the best time to come home from work. Another day after coming home from work there was about five or six lads in the sitting room coming down of acid House was turning into a drugs lair. We ended up getting your man kicked out

c_man

Easy. It's to come home to find that an AH topic which ends with a last post from you, has dropped all day with no responses. Was I so bad that I killed the thread?

hattoncracker

Got stuck in work for an extra four hours and got home about 10:30pm, hadnt eaten since lunch, to no dinner..

And by no dinner I mean the leftover mash and chops had been eaten by my OH, because he didn't know what time id be home at.. What kind of BS excuse is that?!

I ended up having a half of one greasy sausage because I was guilt tripped into not getting a takeaway..

Cee-Jay-Cee

Hootanany wrote: »

CJC999 wrote: »

I once arrived home to find my girlfriend at the time with het legs in the air getting the arse banged off her by a mate of mine. It gave me the perfect excuse to dump her saggy ass and to tell him to go f*** himself and never draw breath in my direction again. It worked out brilliantly for me as I codnt stand him any longer and she was getting fatter by the day. Yes I know I'm shallow but who cares.

How fat portly or chubby

She was fat fat. She'd eat ****e all day long and then spend each evening crying about how fat she was getting and how none of her clothes fitted her anymore and then go and order a takeaway to make her fat ass feel better again and swear her diet was going to start the next morning. The next morning never arrived and the next day would be the same story.

crazy cabbage

c_man wrote: »

Easy. It's to come home to find that an AH topic which ends with a last post from you, has dropped all day with no responses. Was I so bad that I killed the thread?

Happend to me loads of times. I just presume that i used my superier logic to leave everyone speachless :cool:

zcorpian88

gara wrote: »

I came home from college one weekend to find my non-tea drinking mother had replaced the Lyons teabags with Bewley's. Let's just say that little mistake never happened again!

Bewleys is the blandest tea ever, my mam who is a tea addict used to get boxes of it for free of some friend of hers, wouldn't take a box of bewleys tea and drink it for the week if ya paid me.

Ronin247

Rhand wrote: »

Alright, just came home from work. Took the stairs in my appartment, as soon as I open the door to the staircase I smell something strange, something that does not belong. It doesn't smell very good, but I cannot really place it. Until I arrive 2 levels higher.

A pile of sh*t. A goddamn pile of sh*t in my staircase! In what kind of a place do I live? (yes yes, a sh*tty appartment, haha!)


Anyway, what's the worst situation to come home too that you've experienced so far?

Thinly veiled "I have a job" thread.....