weirdest thing youve ever seen...

tacofries

Well whats the weirdest thing you have ever seen happen right infront of your eyes....

pragmatic1

A waterfall in my sitting room. Granted I was on mushrooms at the time, but still.

Colmustard

It would have been on tele.

eth0

Just seen 1 man 1 jar

ManMade

Saw and old man driving a micra up the wrong side of a duel carriage way in Cork last week wish I had bought a dash cam.

Vicar in a tutu

Was watching the late late show one night, when low and behold a portrait of some naked oul one was shown... puberts and all.

I never did finish my candy floss that night.

Copper_pipe

This thread

Vicar in a tutu

Also was on my way home one evening when I seen an elderly gentleman with a long beard smoking a pipe driving his car, with his dog sitting up front... both staring, was very eerie:o

RikkFlair

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Was watching the late late show one night, when low and behold a portrait of some naked oul one was shown... puberts and all.

I never did finish my candy floss that night.

That would be Nell McCafferty I'd say. What has been seen...

Cavehill Red

Define weird.

I've seen a friend's father shot dead in front of me.
I've seen a man gamble a large five figure sum and lose it in a matter of seconds.
I've seen someone attend an academic lecture in full plate armour.
I've seen a woman offer sex for drugs.
I've seen Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley cracking up laughing together while their flunkies looked on in disgust.
I've seen someone who had inserted a padlock through their bell-end.
I've seen a gorilla's paw used as an ashtray.
I've seen a six year old with no legs or hands working in the streets of Cairo selling hankies.
All of these were weird to me in one way or another.

NegativeCreep

On the internet: that video where the Asian girl puts the weird fish things in the other Asian girls butt with a funnel. No nice.

In real life: someone picking berries off a rat infested bush and eating them there and then. Rotten.
I also saw someone who was off their face eating mud in a field. Gas night!

girl in the striped socks

I saw two birds riding on a ditch.
By two birds I mean the feathered kind, think it was two crows.

Vicar in a tutu

RikkFlair wrote: »

That would be Nell McCafferty I'd say. What has been seen...

It was indeed , horrible horrible thing for anyone to see.

saabsaab

A line of bright lights (orbs) floating above a nearby mountain outside the pub one summer evening but not yet dark back in the seventies. I called others out who saw it too who thought it was some natural phenomenon? No idea what they were.

Wibbs

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Define weird.

I've seen a friend's father shot dead in front of me.
I've seen a man gamble a large five figure sum and lose it in a matter of seconds.
I've seen someone attend an academic lecture in full plate armour.
I've seen a woman offer sex for drugs.
I've seen Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley cracking up laughing together while their flunkies looked on in disgust.
I've seen someone who had inserted a padlock through their bell-end.
I've seen a gorilla's paw used as an ashtray.
I've seen a six year old with no legs or hands working in the streets of Cairo selling hankies.
All of these were weird to me in one way or another.

We have a fcuking winner in CR folks.

I've seen all sorts of mad guff. I'e even seen "ghosts". Thrice. And I don't believe in ghosts. There ya have it.

Tombi!

I dunno about weirdest but for me:
Saw someone pass out on the path, saw someone else go up to them, lean down, pull out a needle in the unconcious person's arm, leave, then a few minutes later saw them injecting around in a laneway.

NegativeCreep

NegativeCreep wrote: »

On the internet: that video where the Asian girl puts the weird fish things in the other Asian girls butt with a funnel. No nice.

WHAT???? are you serious????

jesus on a moped...:eek:

jane.f

I was on holiday in America , L.A. , went into a piercing parlour to get my tounge pierced and there was this middle aged man also there getting his pens pierced , i was kinda shocked that he would sit there in the middle of the shop with his nob out , but then again its L.A. I thought to myself , then i heard the piercer guy saying " sorry dude i cant do it like that he" I turned around and the guy had a huge erection , nobody in the place even seemed to think it was odd or strange that he was getting a hard on with a male pierced about to pierce his penis

NegativeCreep

Jake1 wrote: »

NegativeCreep wrote: »

On the internet: that video where the Asian girl puts the weird fish things in the other Asian girls butt with a funnel. No nice.

WHAT???? are you serious????

jesus on a moped...:eek:

Never see it?

admiralofthefleet

saw a fella drop dead on front of me with a heart attack a few years ago in the pub. he started a fit of coughing then dropped

zcorpian88

Saw a local guy that lives near me that lost his legs in a fire, he was drunk out of his skull and taking a piss against a wall while standing up on his "stumps" his wheelchair nowhere to be seen!

stoneill

I was in a record shop in Dublin, one of those places that sell vinyl albums!
The was a big sign pointing to the stairs - Record your own track.
While I was flicking through the albums in come 2 mime artists, white face, horizontal stripy shirts, the whole works. Silently one of them motions to the other, points to the sign, both start nodding and they run up the stairs.

Glendambo

A naked lady farting on a chocolate cake.

dinorebel

Glendambo wrote: »

A naked lady farting on a chocolate cake.

That really is the icing on the cake.

NegativeCreep

Glendambo wrote: »

A naked lady farting on a chocolate cake.

Is that the cake farts video? I thought it was hot.

retalivity

Glendambo wrote: »

A naked lady farting on a chocolate cake.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE THE MOST???

LETHAL LADY

When I was young an old man dead at the steering wheel of his car, he must have known his time was up because he had the foresight to pull in outside our athletics club.
A family member with a gunshot wound in the leg.
A lump of flesh about the size of a sirloin steak left in a crashed car after a fatal accident (we had to store the cars in our garden).
A noose that some poor man used to hang himself neck skin still attached.
A grown man so out of his head that he dropped his trousers and started to pleasure himself in front of group of about 10 other people.
I am still traumatised.

Scioch

I once seen a man eat his own head. I think its safe to say I've seen it all.

KKkitty

Scioch wrote: »

I once seen a man eat his own head. I think its safe to say I've seen it all.

What the hell? Please explain.

senorwipesalot

Working on a site in London,this Nigerian canteen lady hands her colleague a styrofoam cup and your wan takes a crap in it.:eek:
About a dozen of us queueing up for a cup of tea saw this happening in the reflection of a shiny fridge.Straight away the site safety officer was called and dismissed the sh1tter but bizarrely the lady who handed her the cup kept her job.

Rabies

Went to a late night bar after work one morning at 6am and sometime after a guy walked in wearing a full body green and white gimp suit. Only eyes and mouth showing. He went to the bar and got a pint like normal.

KKkitty

KKkitty wrote: »

What the hell? Please explain.

People will do anything to make it in Hollywood.

Scioch

KKkitty wrote: »

What the hell? Please explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_Wq4pXO_0

NegativeCreep

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Jake1 wrote: »

WHAT???? are you serious????

jesus on a moped...:eek:

Never see it?

eh no. eugh

who even thinks if stuff like that?? what weirdo came up with that idea/

jaze.:eek:

Barbieliveshere

When I went to China a few years back we were walking through a park and there was 2 dogs riding and this man standing over them watching with a big grin on his face...??

In spain I saw a family of 4 run over :-(

Cavehill Red

Wibbs wrote: »

We have a fcuking winner in CR folks.

I've seen all sorts of mad guff. I'e even seen "ghosts". Thrice. And I don't believe in ghosts. There ya have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2d4bj592ig

Still haven't seen Dumbo, though.

mhigh86

Scioch wrote: »

I once seen a man eat his own head. I think its safe to say I've seen it all.

that's unbelievable...:D

phasers

eh, once I saw a taxi driver indicate on a roundabout

SusieBlue

Saw an old lady get hit by a bus last Christmas. I was rooted to the spot for an hour, couldn't move. Saw the fire brigade come and jack the bus up so they could get her body out. I'll never ever forget that image as long as I live.

Weirdest thing I've seen that I found gross was my placenta. Yuck.

senorwipesalot

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Weirdest thing I've seen that I found gross was my placenta. Yuck.

What?
Did your mam produce it for you on your 18th?

pragmatic1

Wibbs wrote: »

We have a fcuking winner in CR folks.

I've seen all sorts of mad guff. I'e even seen "ghosts". Thrice. And I don't believe in ghosts. There ya have it.

Ghosts but you don't believe in em? Eh.

Duff

A star or what I though was a star, zig zagging across the sky and a ridiculous rate of speed.

Leiva

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Define weird.

I've seen a friend's father shot dead in front of me.
I've seen a man gamble a large five figure sum and lose it in a matter of seconds.
I've seen someone attend an academic lecture in full plate armour.
I've seen a woman offer sex for drugs.
I've seen Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley cracking up laughing together while their flunkies looked on in disgust.
I've seen someone who had inserted a padlock through their bell-end.
I've seen a gorilla's paw used as an ashtray.
I've seen a six year old with no legs or hands working in the streets of Cairo selling hankies.
All of these were weird to me in one way or another.

I wanna have a pint with you .

goingsolo

Maybe not weirdrest, but a funny one-
Bout three years ago, saw a middle aged English man, after about eight pints too many, fall head first into the fire in my local...

All his buddies (equally drunk) grabbed him by the legs are pulled him out of the fire before tapping his head frantically to put his hair out. This at around 6 on Tuesday evening

Lost most of his hair, eyebrows. Solution? Pint please.

Balmed Out

a man driving a scooter in Saigon, Vietnam with a pig sitting on his lap looking over his shoulder as if they do it all the time.

Colmustard

I was walking in Saint Annes park in the morning and some guy was sitting cross legged on a grass mound on his own playing the flute.

He was quite good.

A four legged hairy spider the size of a football that walked like a crab when I was having the DTs.

I do have these most amazing lucid dreams, some of the landscapes are truly other worldly, in one I once stood on Europa an Iceworld looking at the Jupiter eye.

Hmmmm Maybe I should see a psychologist.

cornbb

I got a Yorkie once and there was a Wispa inside the wrapper. Honest to god. A friend witnessed it and everything. They're not even made by the same company.

latenia

I saw a monkey riding a bicycle in Vietnam.

3ndahalfof6

I am blind, why did you think it was ok to leave us in the cold.

Once I was walking through my local GAA field with a friend and we saw the whole field was covered in spiderweb, with thousands of threads of spider silk hanging in the air. It might have been spiders hatching from underground or trying to escape the waterlogged soil after the previous night's rain, but they were flying on threads of silk and the whole field was white with it. Definitely both the weirdest and coolest thing I've seen.

tacofries

true-or-false wrote: »

Once I was walking through my local GAA field with a friend and we saw the whole field was covered in spiderweb, with thousands of threads of spider silk hanging in the air. It might have been spiders hatching from underground or trying to escape the waterlogged soil after the previous night's rain, but they were flying on threads of silk and the whole field was white with it.

that could have been to evaporation(not spidewebs at all). When the sun is powerfull the rain evaporates and getz caught on the grass causing spiderweb like strings... i think