17 civilians beheaded at Afghan 'mixed sex' party.

Ghandee

The Taliban are at it again i see.

Seventeen civilians have been beheaded by Taliban insurgents in southern Afghanistan for attending a party, government officials say.

The bodies of two women and 15 men were found by the side of a road in the Musa Qala district of Helmand province.

Meanwhile, 10 Afghan army soldiers were killed in a Taliban attack in the same province.

In eastern Afghanistan, two US soldiers were shot dead by an Afghan National Army soldier.

The bodies of the 17 civilians, which were discovered on Monday morning, were said to show signs of beatings. Some had gunshot wounds.

Local officials said the men had gathered to listen to music and watch the women dance when they were attacked. The Taliban disapprove of men and women mixing socially

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19388869


So, if you were at house party this weekend that both members of the opposite sex were in attendance. Be tankful for that sore head your nursing! (at least it's still on your shoulders)

sbsquarepants

Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!

The Big Red Button

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!

LOSES

juan.kerr

chatterpillar wrote: »

LOSES

No need to shout. Thinks about all those with sore heads.

kneemos

chatterpillar wrote: »

LOSES

Loser

keith16

Shocking that things like this are still happening in 2012.

buck65

Mispelling?

kneemos

Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection

Dyr

I just want to assure everyone that the majority of muslims feel mildly ambivalent about these type of beheadings

Corkfeen

kneemos wrote: »

Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection

Beheadings are a specific sharia law punishment, specifically for infidels and such I think. Bloody horrible anyway.

Tombi!

kneemos wrote: »

Whats the deal with beheading,is it just a deterrent or har it got some religious connection

Well I know the drug cartels do it, too.

sbsquarepants

chatterpillar wrote: »

LOSES

My bad - my head is a bit loose this morning also.

Duggy747

Beheadings are just there to send a message out to others. Pure no man's land down there in parts of Afghan.

Cartels in Mexico do the same thing, behead / hang people and then leave them out in public to spread a message to the other gang(s).

Except the cartels have grown bored with beheadings and have now moved onto removing the skin off the head in one clean go leaving the eyes in the skull while the mask-like face is hung up.

Ted!

"Mixed sex" party is not a 'sex party' - but yet my brain said: "Get ready to fap!"

ronan45

If i lived in afghanistan or Iraq i would just be 24-7 in a state of panic thinking i was gonna die for doing nothing :eek:

Ghandee

Ted! wrote: »

"Mixed sex" party is not a 'sex party' - but yet my brain said: "Get ready to fap!"

Was your tail coming out?

aujopimur

It conjures images of giving head.

Tombi!

Next time, they should try keeping ahead of the raids next time.

juan.kerr

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Next time, they should try keeping ahead of the raids next time.

There may not be a next time for these party goers.

CardBordWindow

Note to self : Do not invite the Taliban to next house party.

SEPT 23 1989

Taliban=ghey

DrumSteve

juan.kerr wrote: »

There may not be a next time for these party goers.

For these specific party goers thats a high probability.

juan.kerr

DrumSteve wrote: »

For these specific party goers thats a high probability.

As in 100%?

DrumSteve

juan.kerr wrote: »

As in 100%?

As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.

Tombi!

DrumSteve wrote: »

As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.

I'd say it's a 50/50, like Nearly-Headless Nick from Harry Potter.

juan.kerr

DrumSteve wrote: »

As a ballpark figure, Id go for that.

It wouldn't be far off, I'd say.

DrumSteve

I wonder whether they were topless dancers?

anncoates

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!

chatterpillar wrote: »

LOSES

Depressing that this got more thanks than the original joke.

juan.kerr

anncoates wrote: »

Depressing that this got more thanks than the original joke.

Surely it is more depressing that we are joking about this at all?

Sin City

You wouldnt want to accidently go into the ladies in Afghanistan would you lol

ejmaztec

ronan45 wrote: »

If i lived in afghanistan or Iraq i would just be 24-7 in a state of panic thinking i was gonna die for doing nothing :eek:

As long as you start thinking in 13th Century mode, you won't have any problems.

Chuck Stone

Evil bastards.

anncoates

juan.kerr wrote: »

Surely it is more depressing that we are joking about this at all?

Sorry. Afghan right off the topic.

ScumLord

Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.

"Off their heads? I thought you said off with their heads. Off their heads, I never heard that one before, it's a bit weird dude. There's obviously a lot of room for confusion it doesn't really make sense like."

Son Of A Vidic

chatterpillar wrote: »

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Fúcking house partys, someone always looses the head!

LOSES

Who gives a shít about a little misspelling? Aside from yourself and fellow goose-stepping types of course.

Tombi!

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Who gives a shít about a little misspelling? Aside from yourself and fellow goose-stepping types of course.

Hey! Enough of that!
Don't make me lose the head!

ahnowbrowncow

juan.kerr wrote: »

Surely it is more depressing that we are joking about this at all?

Yeah I was thinking that, people getting their panties in a twist about jokes in the neil armstrong thread but it's grand to joke about 17 people who were murdered?

sunflower27

It's f*cking sick.

I give out about my circumstances at the moment sometimes, but I am glad I live here and not there. Jesus, I'd never sleep a wink in a place like that. Horrific.

Sin City

sunflower27 wrote: »

It's f*cking sick.

I give out about my circumstances at the moment sometimes, but I am glad I live here and not there. Jesus, I'd never sleep a wink in a place like that. Horrific.

It would be a sever package rather than a severance package over there

sunflower27

Sin City wrote: »

It would be a sever package rather than a severance package over there

Hilarious.:rolleyes:

mikemac1

The fool who whips out a guitar and plays dreary ballads and hushes everyone else should get the same punishment

Wacker The Attacker

At least they were giving head

christmas2012

its such a shame afghanistan is where it is if it wasnt for the taliban there might be peace and progress there,its so unfortunate for the victims and the relatives RIP

ScumLord

christmas2012 wrote: »

its such a shame afghanistan is where it is if it wasnt for the taliban there might be peace and progress there,its so unfortunate for the victims and the relatives RIP

I don't know how you can make that assumption. That area is a tribal land and tribes go to war with each other all the time over sometimes trivial things. Some people actually like the Taliban as they bring some sort of order to that chaos and these people don't know any better.

I'm sure someone told the Taliban what was going on and that there's probably a majority of people in the area that are only delighted to hear the infidels were dealt with.

Tombi!

ScumLord wrote: »

I'm sure someone told the Taliban what was going on and that there's probably a majority of people in the area that are only delighted to hear the infidels were dealt with.

I think that's gotta be the worse part.
I get that for Muslims sex outside of marriage isn't exactly accepted but wouldn't be like me saying "hey, ScumLord ran a red light, better inform the locals so they can kill him"?

buck65

Organised religion is about control.
These ****s don't give a **** about love etc.
That's all.

ITS_A_BADGER

its fecking crazy that this stuff goes on nowadays, all the rest of the world does **** all about it aswell while pretending to fight for human rights in other countries, there is no law in afgahanistan only religious law it seems and if you break that religious code you fecked off with your head, Its nuts

old_aussie

Islam the religion of tolerance and peace.

Time for the west to pull out and let the taliban spread some of the love.

Nodin

old_aussie wrote: »

Islam the religion of tolerance and peace.

Time for the west to pull out and let the taliban spread some of the love.

O - look who's here.

You know, its terribly hypocritical of somebody who practices bigotry to pop up and give out about others lack in the tolerance department.

RoyalMarine

17 people killed and 4 pages of people making puns and jokes.

everyone who joked about this is a fucking horrible human being.

some people care more about grammar than human life.

christmas2012

I don't know how you can make that assumption. That area is a tribal land and tribes go to war with each other all the time over sometimes trivial things. Some people actually like the Taliban as they bring some sort of order to that chaos and these people don't know any better.

I'm sure someone told the Taliban what was going on and that there's probably a majority of people in the area that are only delighted to hear the infidels were dealt with.

Still doenst make it right,you know it wasnt too long ago they banned television,news and radio there..