Full-kit ****

El Weirdo

Sorry if this has already been posted, but I did a quick search and couldn't see it anywhere.

Just came a cross this blog post highlighting a rather disturbing trend amongst Liverpool fans.

http://richardp1975.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/full-kit-****/

I’d like to fully acknowledge Adam ‘Fitzy’ the Evertonian for inspiring this post. The images were mainly posted by Adam on Twitter under the hashtag #KopiteBehaviour, although I should also credit Chris aka Oscar160974 for the brilliant expression ‘Full-kit Wanker’.
Whilst I am not wishing to steal anyone’s thunder, I thought these fantastically disturbing images of grown men wearing full Liverpool kit in a variety of scenarios, none of them, it should be noted, actually playing football, should be celebrated and collected in one place, so here it is.

And a couple of pics (see full blog post for more):





Is it just Liverpool fans that are afflicted by this or are there examples from fans of other clubs?

dan1895

Come to think of it I think it is only Liverpool fans I've seen do this. Playing football its acceptable but I saw a guy doing his shopping dressed like that and i just thought it was weird.

Leiva

Is that guy at a bus stop ?

That makes him a Full kit Bus Wanker


This is going to be fun.

Yeeeee haaaaaa.

LiamoSail

El Weirdo wrote: »

Jesus Joe Cole looks rough

Melion

Not even trying to hide the blatant trolling anymore

dahat

Who let the weirdo from After Hours in here??

keano_afc

That second pic should have NSFW tags on it.

Al Capwned

This is gonna be a shi1tstorm of the highest order tbh.

Xavi6

alproctor wrote: »

This is gonna be a shi1tstorm of the highest order tbh.

Only if people take it as an attack on their club, which it isn't.

If anything it'll just prove who the Sensitive Sallys are.

Al Capwned

Xavi6 wrote: »

Only if people take it as an attack on their club, which it isn't.

If anything it'll just prove who the Sensitive Sallys are.

I agree, it's not. But I can almost guarantee some people will see it as such.

Melion

Xavi6 wrote: »

Only if people take it as an attack on their club, which it isn't.

If anything it'll just prove who the Sensitive Sallys are.

Its blatantly obvious that this thread is going to be a car crash

cloptrop

This thread has cloptrop stay away youll end up getting carded written all over it .

SantryRed

Anyone who has the full kit is an absolute goon.

listermint

Love 'gerrards' shoes in the first one.


Ive a mate that wears his full kit, does it on holidays. Great lad for making fun of though he makes it too easy.

cloptrop

My mate joe cole always wears his full kit .

LiamoSail

Anyone got a picture of Michael Owen in the Aon insurance ad? Surely that fulfills the criteria

dan1895

SantryRed wrote: »

Anyone who has the full kit is an absolute goon.

Unless they're under 12. Extra goon points for having a name and number on the back.

Turtyturd

cloptrop wrote: »

My mate joe cole always wears his full kit .

Joe Cole joke was done....and it was funnier than that, you shud probobly took your owen advise.

dahat

Rekop dog

Which soccer forum member is the most likely full kit wanker??

GavRedKing

Locking this before it gets out of hand.

GavRedKing

GavRedKing wrote: »

Locking this before it gets out of hand.

What I'm goignto do is re-open this with a little warning, first sign of abuse/trolling/WUM I'm going to close this.

Take this as the one and only warning.

GavRedKing

Rekop dog wrote: »

Which soccer forum member is the most likely full kit wanker??

For what its worth I have a full Chelsea kit from last year with David Luiz on the back, went as him on Halloween complete with stupidly big wig.

Leiva

Pic or GTFO

dahat

GavRedKing wrote: »

For what its worth I have a full Chelsea kit from last year with David Luiz on the back, went as him on Halloween complete with stupidly big wig.

Pic please...be an example to all mod's n take a bit of flak!!

Lawrence1895

As my granny always said: 'No one is useless, he still can be a bad example for others'

jack presley

dan1895 wrote: »

SantryRed wrote: »

Anyone who has the full kit is an absolute goon.

Unless they're under 12. Extra goon points for having a name and number on the back.

Especially if it's your own name

GavRedKing

Leiva wrote: »

Pic or GTFO

dahat wrote: »

Pic please...be an example to all mod's n take a bit of flak!!

Alright, I'll do it after work as I dont have access to my facebook or photobucket to upload pics.

I thought I was dashing.

Al Capwned

GavRedKing wrote: »

Alright, I'll do it after work as I dont have access to my facebook or photobucket to upload pics.

I thought I was dashing.

Sure just post a link to your facebook page and we'll all leave our thoughts!!!
:pac:

Jason Todd

I used to play five-a-side with a guy who wore a full Rooney Utd kit (the latest one every year) and what was worse was... he even wore a captain's armband... /facepalm

GavRedKing

alproctor wrote: »

Sure just post a link to your facebook page and we'll all leave our thoughts!!!
:pac:

Theres a few dodgy pics on the page that the Boards.ie community do not want to see, trust me.

GavRedKing

On a side note.....how do I upload pics.

ctrl-alt-delete

I heard one story of a guy who went to watch his team play whilst wearing a suit, he couldn't have become a full-kit wanker faster if he tried when he realised they were going to win.

Lawrence1895

GavRedKing wrote: »

Theres a few dodgy pics on the page that the Boards.ie community do not want to see, trust me.

Is it that embarrassing now?

Cienciano

Names on the back of a jersey are bad enough imho.

El Weirdo

listermint wrote: »

Love 'gerrards' shoes in the first one.

And brown in town? Surely that's a serious fashion faux pas?

GavRedKing

Lars1916 wrote: »

Is it that embarrassing now?

You've no idea, some are fairly cringe worthy, alot of drunken antics, anyway I'll get to uplaoding one or two with me dressed up ASAP. :P

Xavi6

I'll hold my hand up to wearing a full City kit for a mate's 21st birthday match in Oriel Park. Got 'Barton 8' on the back of the shirt and did the knighting with the corner flag celebration when I scored just to piss people off.

Went down a storm.

Lawrence1895

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'll hold my hand up to wearing a full City kit for a mate's 21st birthday match in Oriel Park. Got 'Barton 8' on the back of the shirt and did the knighting with the corner flag celebration when I scored just to piss people off.

Went down a storm.

Any pics?

maximoose

Completely acceptable when playing football (especially since our friendly asian knockoff sites are including shorts a lot of the time now) but not really acceptable anywhere else. Unless you are 6.

listermint

maximoose wrote: »

Completely acceptable when playing football (especially since our friendly asian knockoff sites are including shorts a lot of the time now) but not really acceptable anywhere else. Unless you are 6.

i dont know, im not even sure its acceptable when playing football either. I always feel like a complete dkhd when wearing completely matching kit.

pistolpetes11

Was in benidorm at a stags in May and a lad walked into the bar(The Red Lion) in his full rangers kit , they were not even playing ,

It was bloody roasting and the top comes off and the lad to reveal the tattoo's ,

Captains armband , rangers crest , no 9 , all tattooed onto him and his name on top.

There was about 30 of them in the group so it was kinda hard to get a decent photo.

gosplan

listermint wrote: »

i dont know, im not even sure its acceptable when playing football either. I always feel like a complete dkhd when wearing completely matching kit.

Correct. Any grown man wearing a replica full kit looks more like a 9 year old on their birthday.

Plain t-shirt, shorts and pair of knackered runners FTW.

folan

Xavi6 wrote: »

I'll hold my hand up to wearing a full City kit for a mate's 21st birthday match in Oriel Park. Got 'Barton 8' on the back of the shirt and did the knighting with the corner flag celebration when I scored just to piss people off.

Went down a storm.

Barton 8?

so disappointing!

Flincher

listermint wrote: »

i dont know, im not even sure its acceptable when playing football either. I always feel like a complete dkhd when wearing completely matching kit.

Ya even where I might have the shorts and jersey from the same team, I'll never wear them together.

I almost put effort into making the colours look uncoordinated.

Cantona's Collars

Xavi6

zerks wrote: »

Only way David Bentley will see a Spurs kit these days

Chucky the tree

The last fella actually looks like David Bentley.

Neil3030

zerks wrote: »

3 pics

Is the bottom one David Bentley?

listermint

Flincher wrote: »

Ya even where I might have the shorts and jersey from the same team, I'll never wear them together.

I almost put effort into making the colours look uncoordinated.

It takes me more time to pull out mis-matched shorts from the wash if i have to.

I call it d**khead preventioning.

Xavi6

Lars1916 wrote: »

Any pics?

Sadly not, it was pre-Facebook days.

folan wrote: »

Barton 8?

so disappointing!

Real life trolling