Full-kit ****

The Radiator

Xavi6 wrote: »

Maybe the mods didn't see it? Have you reported the post? Are you automatically drawn to penises in pics?

All these questions need to be answered.

Yawn

The Radiator

el dude wrote: »

Stop being a child.

Spotted a full kit wanker in Limerick at the weekend, full United kit Cantona 7 on the back strutting round like a peacock.

Grow up

Xavi6

The Radiator wrote: »

Yawn

Tired? It is late to be fair. Mods are probably all tucked up in bed, not the best time of the day to be scouring pics for penis.

For most anyway.

pickarooney

Wearing a football jersey in public is bad enough but the shorts and socks... thankfully I've never seen this. Do they have full NFL kit **** in the States?

Nailz

Ah yeah, seen this on a Manchester United forum a couple of weeks ago, it is quite laughable. They're a pathetic bunch, alright...

Dub13

Nailz wrote: »

Ah yeah, seen this on a Manchester United forum a couple of weeks ago, it is quite laughable. They're a pathetic bunch, alright...

The Man Utd fans or the Full Kit ****...?

Mr Whirly

monkey9 wrote: »

I saw my first real life full-kit wanker today! In the Jervis Shopping Centre walking towards Marks and Spencers when out of nowhere comes some bloke who seriously was in his thirties or fourties, wearin the full Liverpool kit, socks up to his knees and everything. He had Sterling 17 at the back of his jersey.

I thought this thread was a bit of a myth, a legend if you will. But no,this sh!t is happening. There are full-kit **** out there and they've already invaded our shores!

This lad was also in Cineworld.

mitosis

Dub13 wrote: »

The Man Utd fans or the Full Kit ****...?

Can they not be the same thing?

citytillidie

The Radiator wrote: »

FFS, there's quite a graphic image of a penis in that post and not even a warning from a mod. When I posted a picture with a phalus in it I got month ban. Why is it ok for some users to post pictures of genitalia but not for others?

Sorry dude i did not see that part of the picture

Nailz

Dub13 wrote: »

The Man Utd fans or the Full Kit ****...?

The Full Kit ****, obviously.

syngindub

Played 5 a side with a couple of these twats in the past alright.

TheDoc

syngindub wrote: »

Played 5 a side with a couple of these twats in the past alright.

I've a full Orange Holland kit...

Only ever came out in training and in recent times 5-a-side....

When your playing footie, wearing shorts and socks..whats the problem?

I'm sure the term is against people who wear full kits strutting around a shopping centre...

jack presley

TheDoc wrote: »

I've a full Orange Holland kit...

Only ever came out in training and in recent times 5-a-side....

When your playing footie, wearing shorts and socks..whats the problem?

I'm sure the term is against people who wear full kits strutting around a shopping centre...

No, full kits should never be worn* - even in training and especially in 5 a sides. I'm sorry but they're the rules.

* by anyone over 12

GSPfan

Lads I got pictures of the guy around town!

He was at the end of Henry St. and turned up by Smiths toy shop and then crossed over to Cineworld.

Couldnt get closer, would of had to run to get closer to him. Then who'd look silly.

smileyj1987

He isn't a full kit wanker but he is just as bad

_blank_

smileyj1987 wrote: »

He isn't a full kit wanker but he is just as bad

Jesus christ.

Also, people wearing gah tops into EPL games, what the absolute fúck?

nicklauski

I seen an absolute belter on Holidays last year in Lanzarote.
All Ireland Final day, same day United played Chelsea at Old Trafford.
Fella walks into Mulligans with a HALF & HALF Jersey on him.
Half United, Half Dublin.
United on the right with the crest stitched beside the Nike sign, and the Dubs on the left.
Both original jerseys, so someone went through the trouble of first cutting the jersey in half, then stitching them back together.
I only wish I had a picture of it!

jack presley

Des wrote: »

Jesus christ.

Also, people wearing gah tops into EPL games, what the absolute fúck?

Irish people are under the impression that when abroad, people like to know what county they're from and that they are proud of being from that county.

They are wrong.

kitakyushu

pickarooney wrote: »

Wearing a football jersey in public is bad enough but the shorts and socks... thankfully I've never seen this. Do they have full NFL kit **** in the States?

Agreed. I find it's all just a matter of degrees of the same thing.

Should I pay some company for the privilege of walking around in a t-shirt with a corporate logo on it, effectively doing free advertising for them? No thanks!

geeky

nicklauski wrote: »

I seen an absolute belter on Holidays last year in Lanzarote.
All Ireland Final day, same day United played Chelsea at Old Trafford.
Fella walks into Mulligans with a HALF & HALF Jersey on him.
Half United, Half Dublin.
United on the right with the crest stitched beside the Nike sign, and the Dubs on the left.
Both original jerseys, so someone went through the trouble of first cutting the jersey in half, then stitching them back together.
I only wish I had a picture of it!

That is inspired. Just a real 'life's rich pageant' moment.

geeky

jack presley wrote: »

Irish people are under the impression that when abroad, people like to know what county they're from and that they are proud of being from that county.

They are wrong.

Maybe they just like the shirt? Like, you see loads of people randomly wearing football shirts as casual wear, so why not the GAA?

I've never had, and probably never will have, a GAA shirt in my posession by the way.

El Weirdo

geeky wrote: »

Maybe they just like the shirt?

Impossible. Have you seen a GAA shirt?

Hideous, garish, cheap-looking things the lot of them.

Diabhal Beag

Have you seen 99.99% of all football jerseys in fairness? "Gah" jerseys are no better or no worse.

monkey9

GSPfan wrote: »

Lads I got pictures of the guy around town!

He was at the end of Henry St. and turned up by Smiths toy shop and then crossed over to Cineworld.

Couldnt get closer, would of had to run to get closer to him. Then who'd look silly.

That's the one i saw the other day!!

ben.schlomo

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Have you seen 99.99% of all football jerseys in fairness? "Gah" jerseys are no better or no worse.

Far far far worse.

Morf

ben.schlomo wrote: »

Far far far worse.

Horrible cheap things. At least Nike, Adidas and Puma have the decency to throw in some heavy metals to make you smell less.

Cantona's Collars

ben.schlomo wrote: »

Far far far worse.

I like this one.



O' Neills seem to make nicer looking shirts for the overseas teams than they do for Irish ones.

AgileMyth

Des wrote: »

Jesus christ.

Also, people wearing gah tops into EPL games, what the absolute fúck?

Ironic really, showing support for their local gah team!

thecatspjs

Completely agree that grown men should avoid wearing replica kits. Jerseys only when attending a match or playing 5-a-side if you want.

I was in Boston one year having an absolute nightmare getting home. Flights were getting delayed/cancelled all over the place. Some fella approached me in the airport and asked if I was on the cancelled Dublin flight. I said 'yes, how did you know?'. He then pointed out that I was wearing my Irish football jersey (everything else was filthy). I did, however, have someone to chat with and generally help pass the time.

So you see, wearing Ireland jerseys makes men talk to you so it's not all bad :pac:


Also, women in football jerseys can be extremely sexy, so I don't always feel the rules extend to them.

Guy:Incognito

thecatspjs wrote: »

Jerseys only when attending a match or playing 5-a-side if you want.

He then pointed out that I was wearing my Irish football jersey (everything else was filthy). .

So jerseys only for matches, except you, you can if your behind on your washing?


Why is a jersey suddenly massively different to another tshirt and must now not be worn in public?

Maybe everyone over 21 should be forced to wear a plain grey polo and plain trouser in puiblic from now on :rolleyes:

thecatspjs

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

So jerseys only for matches, except you, you can if your behind on your washing?


Why is a jersey suddenly massively different to another tshirt and must now not be worn in public?

Maybe everyone over 21 should be forced to wear a plain grey polo and plain trouser in puiblic from now on :rolleyes:

Yup, I live by different rules and you should live your life how I see fit.:D

aindriu80

very funny

Renn

zerks wrote: »

I like this one.



O' Neills seem to make nicer looking shirts for the overseas teams than they do for Irish ones.

Don't think the logo is big enough there...

ciaran76

Just seen one at the airport. Someone in there mid 20's should not do this. Full Liverpool kit including tracksuits top.

pickarooney

If they were made of cotton instead of that disgusting shiny stuff they wouldn't be so bad. Would you wear any other item of clothing made of that ****e?

Lawrence1895

pickarooney wrote: »

If they were made of cotton instead of that disgusting shiny stuff they wouldn't be so bad. Would you wear any other item of clothing made of that ****e?

That disgusting shiny stuff is cheaper in production, afaik. Cheap labour in Indonesia and stuff like that. Companies can make more of a profit that way

Chardee MacDennis

saw a 30/40 year old lad pushing a pram around Dame Street in the full LFC warrior kit. yikes! If i wear a jersey and pair of socks from the same kit going to PLAY football i feel like a bit of a tool, how do these people stroll around town like that?

kitakyushu

Is it an LFC thing in particular? Seems like most/nearly all reports here are for that club.

jack presley

Shops shouldn't sell team shorts/socks in adult sizes. That would eradicate the problem wouldn't it?

Omackeral

Not exactly Full Kit **** seen as it was a party atmosphere in Poznan and they were in vintage Italia 90 strips but I digress.

Cantona's Collars

Omackeral wrote: »

Not exactly Full Kit **** seen as it was a party atmosphere in Poznan and they were in vintage Italia 90 strips but I digress.

Bit different than getting dressed up in full kit to go to the supermarket.If I meet one of these **** in my local supermarket or on the street I don't know if I'll collapse laughing or kick them in the nuts.

MrStuffins

Vintage jerseys are different IMO!

D/C

Seen that fella in the Cascarino jersey everywhere in Poland! Don't think he ever took it off

smileyj1987

D/C wrote: »

Seen that fella in the Cascarino jersey everywhere in Poland! Don't think he ever took it off

I hope yous threw a bucket of water over him or gave him some Lynx !!!!!!

Boskowski

kitakyushu wrote: »

Is it an LFC thing in particular? Seems like most/nearly all reports here are for that club.

I would wager it is.

Did you not know that supporting Liverpool is more a calling, a vocation, a way of life and is not at all like supporting any other football club?

Normal rules do not apply to Liverpool supporters.

5starpool

Boskowski wrote: »

I would wager it is.

Did you not know that supporting Liverpool is more a calling, a vocation, a way of life and is not at all like supporting any other football club?

Normal rules do not apply to Liverpool supporters.

:rolleyes:

Omackeral

I've another FKW to tell you about. Funnily enough he's a Liverpool fan also. I work in a prison in Dublin and this guy wears his Liverpool full kit nearly every day. His cell is covered in all 'Pool posters and everything is Liverpool this and Manc scum that.

But here's the kicker. I was giving out the newspapers to the prisoners and his one was misplaced, got mixed up with another dudes. So I located it eventually and handed him his eagerly awaited copy of...... The Sun. Now, I'm not a Liverpool fan or anything but even I was disgusted with that. I said ''what are ya doing ordering that paper man''?? He hadn't a clue what I was on about I don't think. He seriously looked ridiculous enough in his Full Kit Wanker attire, but now there he was with Murdoch's rag

Xavi6

Our Gav's gone viral! :pac:

cyrusdvirus

Xavi6 wrote: »

Our Gav's gone viral! :pac:

Ohhhhh there'll be bannings when he finds out whoever sent it into them!! :)

GavRedKing

Xavi6 wrote: »

Our Gav's gone viral! :pac:

gatecrash wrote: »

Ohhhhh there'll be bannings when he finds out whoever sent it into them!! :)

Excellent. :pac:

5minutes fo fame here I come.

P.S.

Everyone who liked the picture is getting banned, see you all in the DRP. :pac:

I think I'll re-tweet it myself for the LOLZ.