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Which toe is longer - your big toe or your second toe?

  • 29-08-2012 12:36pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭


    Just trying to gauge whether it's me or himself that's the freak - is your big toe your longest toe, or is your second toe longer?

    My big toe is the longest one.

    *awaits any number of euphemisms*

    Which of your toes is longer? 179 votes

    Big toe
    0% 0 votes
    Second toe (toe next to the big toe)
    48% 87 votes
    I am missing both of those toes...
    51% 92 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    I have heard that if you second toe is longer, you are some sort of freak.

    I must be a freak so - my second toe looks like a pinky finger. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Like toe-dally awesome, dooooooooooooooooooood


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm glad you asked about my toe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Big toe is longer! I'm always wary of someone who's second toe is longer than the big 'piggy' :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    What if they're the same size?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    more importantly, which toe ran all the way home? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Mine are kinda the same size...
    And on my left foot, my last two toes are equal in size. </3 :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.

    We'll leave that one up to the judge!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭mathstalk


    I actually took my sock off fore this. When measured from the space between my big toe and my second toe, the second toe is longer. But when looking at the second toe's length in the gap between by second and my third toe, my big toe is longer.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Morton's toe
    the prevalence of Morton’s toe is less than 20% in the general population
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What about those of us who have hooves? :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Strangest thread ever, but after a quick gawk it's my second.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    My big toe is longer.
    My mom is kind of funny, though. Not only is her 2nd toe a little longer than her big toe, her 3rd toe is exactly as long as the 2nd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    My second toes are a good bit longer than the big ones.

    Judging by the poll we're not alone.

    It's the Big Toes who are the freaks :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    My big toe is the longest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Mine kinda look the same size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    My big toe is bigger. It's also the hairiest.

    More importantly though if you ever lose your thumb you can have your toe attached onto your hand in its place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Second toe. Unusual thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I remember hearing that if your second toe is longer than your first toe it means you have sex appeal.


    My big toe is longer, so that disproves that theory:pac:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,650 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE



    Thanks to this link, I have spent the last 30 mins looking up various toe defects/deformities on wikipedia. As if my workmates didn't think I was weird enough...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.

    I actually had to stifle a fit of giggles at this..... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I think a bigger second toe is so weird looking!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4 kerryman111


    My third is bigger than my second , on one foot only :S


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,975 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Brilliant.this made me lol! My 2nd toes are longer and kids say I've freaky feet ha,now I know I'm not alone int this :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    My second toe is the same size as my big toe when I'm sitting down but longer when I stand up:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 385 ✭✭Some Yoke


    Toes are ugly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Buford Tannen


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    What about those of us who have hooves? :(

    Camel toe :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert



    I wonder could they have found a mangier looking foot for the picture.

    I too have a longer second toe and also the pronation thing but no foot problems.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    Second toe for the win! Come on and vote people, I need this!!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 188 ✭✭tomtherobot


    My third toe is longer than my second toe and my big toe. What does that mean I gotta know! Am I dying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Wow so many freaks here!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭xDramaxQueenx


    OMG THEYRE THE SAME LENGTH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,520 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    OMG THEYRE THE SAME LENGTH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

    Are you a duck?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    2nd toe on my left foot is longer that big toe ... but opposite way around on right

    What do your surveys & experts make of that..

    (Awaits being called a freak ................ again)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    2nd toe on my left foot is longer that big toe ... but opposite way around on right

    What do your surveys & experts make of that..

    (Awaits being called a freak ................ again)
    Well the wikipedia compares it to having a shortened leg so I'd say that makes you seriously lopsided.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,232 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    OP how big is his penis? Maybe a big 2nd toe means he has a horse tallywacker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Another member of the Greek feet brigade here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Delightfully Pessimistic


    Second toe is ever so slightly longer, just edges the big toe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    humbert wrote: »
    Well the wikipedia compares it to having a shortened leg so I'd say that makes you seriously lopsided.

    that could explain why I keep walking around in circles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭gara


    A thread about the toe size of random, online strangers -is this what my life has come to? :\


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    gara wrote: »
    A thread about the toe size of random, online strangers -is this what my life has come to? :\

    Would you prefer we discuss the size of other body parts ?

    Even tho im sure that has been covered already on AH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    second toe is longer by a reasonable amount.

    When I was young the lady in Clarks who measured my feet told my ma it's a sign of intelligence. since I'm a sexy genius clearly all the legends are true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    I guess that 20% of the population having Morton's toe doesn't apply to after hours :) poll is pretty even. Half freaks, half normal. Have yet ti decide which is which!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭leaveiton


    Second toe is longer than the big toe. Then the third one is shorter than the second, but still longer than the big one.


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