If your company went bust what would you grab on the way out ?

Rabidlamb

I've heard of receivers being called in & people walking out with PC's, laptops, scanners & the like.
I know a guy who knicked the company fuel card, that was a good one.

If you're going down in a ball of flames what do you take with you ?.

crusher000

The secretary.

Lawrence1895

The manager's secretary, if she is cute

Duggy747

I was going to say something, but secretary sounds the best.

Maybe pee in the kettle for the craìc.

fishy fishy

my cactus

The MRI machine. Reckon I'd get a few quid for that on donedeal. Could pretend its a fancy sunbed.

Micky Dolenz

A lamp, I'm a sucker for a nice lamp.

JohnMarston

the office printer/scanner/stapler thingy gives nothing but trouble. I'd take just so i can lay waste to it

Hardonraging

The vault !

Lawrence1895

Duggy747 wrote: »

I was going to say something, but secretary sounds the best.

Maybe pee in the kettle for the craìc.

A proper line, please. Crusher000 first, then me, then you

Culleeo

I would grab the boobs of the sexy secretary.

Cee-Jay-Cee

The secretarys arse, it's peachy.

smash

A few sets of company car keys

BO-JANGLES

Bosses throat.

CardBordWindow

The lead off of the kettle.

It'll destroy the recievers lunch break!

smash

Seems to be a lot of hot secretaries around...

Culleeo

CJC999 wrote: »

The secretarys arse, it's peachy.

Boobs are better dude.

Culleeo

smash wrote: »

Seems to be a lot of hot secretaries around...

When you work in a male dominated environment, any woman is hot during working hours

a new job

Hande hoche!

The water cooler.

Dravokivich

The Door Handle...

...while I'm closing the door behind me.

ejmaztec

My mug that says "old accountants never die, they just lose their balance".

In the other hand, I'd probably grab some rope and find a nice spot in the woods.

smash

ejmaztec wrote: »

My mug that says "old accountants never die, they just lose their balance".

Good god man...

DaveNoCheese

A redundancy cheque please god!!

Faolchu

anything not nailed down that could be flogged on adverts, my car wouldnt be able to move with the weight of kit i'd lift from the server room

fakearms123

Toilet roll! You can never have enough toilet roll at home!

ejmaztec

smash wrote: »

Good god man...

I'm glad I'm not a lawyer or it would have been even worse - "Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal".:(

Teyla Emmagan

This place has nothing I want. Except my dignity back maybe.

jased10s

depends where you work.
I mean u could work in a dildo making factory , the royal mint , or waste treatment plant.

Id rarther work in a mint.

walks out with fat sacks.

antodeco

Id grab one of those water dispenser things (the one you connect to the mains). It'd look awesome in my kitchen

Biggins

Probably my pants.

Rabidlamb

antodeco wrote: »

Id grab one of those water dispenser things (the one you connect to the mains). It'd look awesome in my kitchen

A tap ???

GalwayKiefer

One of the trucks in the yard and fill it up with stock.

boppob

jased10s wrote: »

depends where you work.
I mean u could work in a dildo making factory , the royal mint , or waste treatment plant.

Id rarther work in a mint.

walks out with fat sacks.

But if you worked in a dildo factory you could walk out with fat slacks...............................................














I know I know, I'm going

Lawrence1895

After the secretary, maybe a few teabags

ruthloss

crusher000 wrote: »

The secretary.

Checking makeup in Compact mirror and singing 'It's Raining Men, Hallelujah!!:D

antodeco

Rabidlamb wrote: »

A tap ???

Haha, yeah it does look like that :P

I meant the yokes that make the water cold, and theres plastic cups on the side of it!

dricko_lim

antodeco wrote: »

Haha, yeah it does look like that :P

I meant the yokes that make the water cold, and theres plastic cups on the side of it!

Fridge? and cups in the press? You didnt think this through lol

ronan45

Lars1916 wrote: »

After the secretary, maybe a few teabags

Teabag the secretary :eek:

filth monger ya:rolleyes:

mitosis

My coat

rain on

My massive monitor, it's pretty sweet. And my laptop, and as many of the free teabags as I could carry.

thecornflake

I might not take anything, but I might end up leaving something steaming right slap bang in the middle of my bosses desk.

The company I work for has been bust for the past three years - looking around me there is nothing I will take whenever I finally get the chop.

I took home any personal belongings ages ago.

bgrizzley

I'd leave what sh1t is there to the receivers. I've anything of value salted away in the Caymans long ago...

eyescreamcone

When a well known car manufacturer closed in Cork in the mid 1980s.
My dad bought a clapped out Sierra and drove it in to work and over the last few days put a new engiene, shocks and wheels on it.
Go Dad!!!

He wasn't the only one!!!
No wonder the place went bust!!!

humbert

All the servers and monitors I could carry.

kowloon

I took pens. I lack imagination.

Adyx

We're closing down on Saturday! I took 6 Hoegaarden glasses. :eek: The last place I worked I took the door off a press behind the bar. It's a really big door and over the years nearly everyone who worked there had signed it, drew on it or left little messages. Slightly related, I've never been fired nor have I ever actually quit a job. I think I must be a jinx.

dj jarvis

a company i worked for 2 years ago went bust but they told us at 5:30pm and as we left the meeting room , the receiver had a security company ESCORTING staff around the building , as this was happening the security company were changing ALL exterior locks , they even posted guys on the doors to stop anyone going back in

we never had a chance to grab anything - the BLASTARDS :mad:

this was 2 weeks before feckin Christmas , you think they could have done it after as not to ruin everyone's holidays - SUPER BLASTARDS :mad::mad:

and i was contracting for them so no feckin redundancy - SUPER DOOPER BLASTARDS :mad::eek::mad:

Scortho

I'd make sure i had the client list! Especially the big client list! Go out on me own and take all their old work

If i was an ex target worker Id be getting in contact with a few of my collegues and getting my hands on a few trucks. I'd definitely be going after all there old work. Get one of the old managers on board who you got on well with for the contacts

Carson10

A stapler