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  • 29-08-2012 3:40pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
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    Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage counsellor today.

    The counsellor asked us; "What seems to be the problem?"

    "Well," I said, "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."
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    Just so people don't think I’m weird going for a walk in the park on my own

    I always carry a bag of Sh1te with me.
    ________________________________________________

    An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

    He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

    When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

    Nevertheless, he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

    The barber replied,

    "You could just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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