Elvis or Clooney.

kneemos

If you had to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney?

Colmustard

In this scenario are they the only 2 left on the world. What if I don't like either.

Biggins

Colmustard wrote: »

In this scenario are they the only 2 left on the world. What if I don't like either.

I was going to say your "fcuked" ...but you certainly wouldn't be! :pac:

The King of Moo

kneemos wrote: »

If you had to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney?

If I were to have a gay date Elvis or Clooney, I'd ask the gay which one he'd like me to have him date.

It only seems fair.

3ndahalfof6

if I was to have a gay date, anyone would do, but you must wax.

latenia

Elvis was into drugs, guns and karate whereas Clooney seems a bit boring and smug.

NegativeCreep

Do I have to be giver or receiver?

later12

Depends.

Which one will treat me like a princess and fcuk me like a porn star?

CavanCrew

Clooney, and id go in for the shift.

super_furry

If you have to go gay, surely it'd be better to do it with a gay lad. At least they'll know what they're doing.

Rigol

Elvis obviously. Its harder for an inanimate corpse to bum you.

Shryke

How far do I have to go? Elvis anyway.

krudler

just like Clarence, I'd fcuk Elvis.

Table Top Joe

We talking young or old Elvis here? can we pick?.......George is a cool guy,funny and doesnt take himself too seriously,id nearly pick him over most women!



If i had to.....





Elvis did have those sideburns to hold onto as well though......very tough choice in fairness,theyre both great

kneemos

Shryke wrote: »

How far do I have to go? Elvis anyway.

What goes on tour stays on tour.

Colmustard

Elvis and clooney sound like a date yo ma would set up for you and then get shocked at what elvis was really like.

floggg

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Do I have to be giver or receiver?

Why limit yourself to one or the other? Can't beat a good flip ****.

Clooney hands down. He's a (childless) DILF.

Rothmans

Elvis definitely.
I don't know what everyone else sees in Clooney . He doesn't do anything for me tbh

The_Kew_Tour

Elvis in his prime was far better looking.

Colmustard

Rothmans wrote: »

Elvis definitely.
I don't know what everyone else sees in Clooney . He doesn't do anything for me tbh

Yeah I don't get the Clooney heehaw either, I can count the amount of decent films he done on one hand, as for a decent Elvis film I would need no hands.

ejmaztec

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Elvis in his prime was far better looking.

With or without the big fat greasy burger rammed in his gob?

BunShopVoyeur

I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.

not yet

Elvis...but not the fat version.

The_Kew_Tour

ejmaztec wrote: »

With or without the big fat greasy burger rammed in his gob?

what??!!!!!!!!

Colmustard

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.

It OK to see the beauty of another man, so just repeat that till you fall asleep and then you should be all secure in your sexuality, don't fret about it,

kneemos

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

I assume you're having a tearful, wandering **** around Google images.


It's okay to be gay OP. Just repeat that to yourself until you fall asleep.

I'd be more an Elvis man.

NegativeCreep

floggg wrote: »

Why limit yourself to one or the other? Can't beat a good flip ****.

Clooney hands down. He's a (childless) DILF.

Well because if I was forced to be bottom, I would choose the one with the smallest willy (Elvis?) for comfort reasons :pac:

kneemos

Colmustard wrote: »

Yeah I don't get the Clooney heehaw either, I can count the amount of decent films he done on one hand, as for a decent Elvis film I would need no hands.

I quite like Clooney as an actor,would'nt fancy him panting in my left ear though.

Rented Mule

Which Elvis ???

A) Young skinny Elvis

or

Fat junkie Elvis

Jimoslimos

Elvis was an establishment stooge and the 'acceptable' face of black music.

OK George, it's you and me. Let's go repopulate the world.....er...somehow...

kneemos

Rented Mule wrote: »

Which Elvis ???

A) Young skinny Elvis

or

Fat junkie Elvis

Whatever raises the bar sure.

floggg

NegativeCreep wrote: »

floggg wrote: »

Why limit yourself to one or the other? Can't beat a good flip ****.

Clooney hands down. He's a (childless) DILF.

Well because if I was forced to be bottom, I would choose the one with the smallest willy (Elvis?) for comfort reasons :pac:

Size matters. A small cock ain't gonna hit the prostate, and what's the point if he ain't hitting the prostate?

floggg

Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant **** to me,
Straight up racist the sucker was simple and plain
Morher**** him and John Wayne.

Word to Chuckie D!

Colmustard

How about Clooney, Elvis or Gosling.

kneemos

floggg wrote: »

Size matters. A small cock ain't gonna hit the prostate, and what's the point if he ain't hitting the prostate?

My doctor was trying to hit the Prostrate one day,I don't know what he was up to but I did'nt see him for ages.

WumBuster

Why are these two even mentioned in the same context as one another. Elvis was an icon, legend and man of many talents and mystery. Clooney is just a jumped up eejit and a terrible actor.

Carlos_Ray

Just when I thought this site couldn't get any worse I see this thread. Seriously, is it just me, or has the quality of the content of boards drastically declined over the past 12 months? I know a lot of decent contributors have closed their account in recent months, but there must be more to it.

After hours used to be a place where a variety of issues could be discussed in a light hearted manner. Now its no more than a place for plebians to let rip with brain farts.

Yet anther nothing thread. Not funny. Not informative. Just a sad waste of cyber space.

kneemos

Carlos_Ray wrote: »

Just when I thought this site couldn't get any worse I see this thread. Seriously, is it just me, or has the quality of the content of boards drastically declined over the past 12 months? I know a lot of decent contributors have closed their account in recent months, but there must be more to it.

After hours used to be a place where a variety of issues could be discussed in a light hearted manner. Now its no more than a place for plebians to let rip with brain farts.

Yet anther nothing thread. Not funny. Not informative. Just a sad waste of cyber space.

Oh be nice.

Super-Rush

I thought some of the schools were open.

Stupid thread is stupid.