house has been sprayed

bobin fudge

left for work today to see my living room window had a huge phallus sprayed on it and the side wall had 2 huge phalluses , one red and one black -roughly about 8 ft tall both of them

my girlfriend and her parents are coming round later for dinner

FatherLen

ha!

juan.kerr

Where do you live?

ejmaztec

Thinly veiled "I live on knob hill" thread.

Teyla Emmagan

Hope they arrive when it's dark!?

sbsquarepants

I'd bet stiffler is the root cause of this hillarious inconvenience:)

Mr Benevolent

You need to ask yourself why you are seen as such an enormous knob-end.

bobin fudge

I think the one on the window will be ok to get off?

The ones on the side wall will be impossible have that black and white 80s chips on the walls on the outside -any ideas?

Rabidlamb

bobin fudge wrote: »

I think the one on the window will be ok to get off?

The ones on the side wall will be impossible have that black and white 80s chips on the walls on the outside -any ideas?

Lend of a powerhose or just paint over it, you big knob.

mauzo

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Hope they arrive when it's dark!?

I used glow in the dark spray paint ftw

CreepingDeath

bobin fudge wrote: »

The ones on the side wall will be impossible have that black and white 80s chips on the walls on the outside -any ideas?

Change them to smiley faces.

Alternatively, there's plenty of paint stripping products out there that should do the job I imagine.

Plazaman

Well you could get a spray can and turn those dicks into some other creative design however as your neighbours will see you, you will get blamed for any other graffiti penises left around the area.

I would just leave them and if her parents ask, say their rockets in memory of Neil Armstrong.

bobin fudge

I live on a row of 5 houses and all our houses got the treatment so im not so worried now :cool:

CreepingDeath

I think it's a new "get tough" approach by council household charge collectors.

Caveman1

Off to google Phallus

feel like a dick :pac:

mathstalk

bobin fudge wrote: »

left for work today to see my living room window had a huge phallus sprayed on it and the side wall had 2 huge phalluses , one red and one black -roughly about 8 ft tall both of them

my girlfriend and her parents are coming round later for dinner

It would have been the greatest prank ever if it in fact was them who did it, knowing that an awkward meal would follow :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

Call the guards

all of them

bobin fudge

juan.kerr wrote: »

Where do you live?

stepaside

asherbassad

Do you live in the (bell) end house?

Duggy747

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Call the guards

all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

bobin fudge

oh mega lolz

I made the whole thing up

I dont live in stepaside, I dont live in a house, I dont live in a street of 4 houses, i dont have a girlfriend etc

lmao

:pac: :P

Mr Benevolent

bobin fudge wrote: »

oh mega lolz

I made the whole thing up

I dont live in stepaside, I dont live in a house, I dont live in a street of 4 houses, i dont have a girlfriend etc

lmao

:pac: :P

So you sprayed a cock on your parent's apartment? Moron.

Kurz

bobin fudge wrote: »

oh mega lolz

I made the whole thing up

I dont live in stepaside, I dont live in a house, I dont live in a street of 4 houses, i dont have a girlfriend etc

lmao

:pac: :P

Hey I just scrawled "Bobin has no girlfriend!" on the side of your cardboard box.

EZ24GET

and aren't you just too proud of your self?

bobin fudge

I was just conducting a social experiment on here and it shows the results I was expecting -coefficient of -0.57% range to sector 3, pretty much what I anticipated;)

thanks guys :P

El Weirdo

Cock Piss Partridge.

Stinicker

bobin fudge wrote: »

i dont have a girlfriend etc

Thats understandable

bobin fudge

I dont need one if I want jiggy jiggy boom boom I pay for it

no recession in my flat

KeithM89_old

bobin fudge wrote: »

I made the whole thing up

Just had penis on the mind then??

Locked.