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  • 31-08-2012 10:31am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My depressed boss fired me for stealing alcohol at the pub.

    I was only trying to lift her spirits.

    _____________________________

    Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a feckin nightmare.

    One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!

    _____________________________

    I love the way different accents have the power make you feel and think of different things.

    For example, when I hear an Australian accent, I think of sport.

    When I hear an Italian accent, I think of great food.

    And when I hear an Indian accent, I think, I'm about to be put on hold.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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