should I steal it?

mawk

im in my car waiting for someone, and I just watched a teenager hide a bottle of booze in a very shady manner inside a life bouy holder.

should I steal it to uuuh, prevent underage drinking?

TouchingVirus

Yes

For Forks Sake

mawk wrote: »

im in my car waiting for someone, and I just watched a teenager hide a bottle of booze in a very shady manner inside a life bouy holder.

should I steal it to uuuh, prevent underage drinking?

You should steal it in order to get good and drunk of a Friday afternoon. No other reason.

theteal

that should be a drunken past tense OP

Gran Hermano

Replace witha bottle of urine

endacl

mawk wrote: »

im in my car waiting for someone, and I just watched a teenager hide a bottle of booze in a very shady manner inside a life bouy holder.

should I steal it to uuuh, prevent underage drinking?

Civic duty and such? Let your conscience dictate. Would be a win, both for you, and for society as a whole...

Local_Chap

Drink it youself then replace it with piss if its in a bottle

AnonoBoy

If it's decent booze then yes.

If not then yes.

CreepingDeath

No, some drowning person might be glad of a drink to celebrate being saved by a life buoy.

mauzo

Oooh tough call.

I think you need to watch superbad before you can make this decision

JohnMarston

Empty the bottle, then put it back

Amalgam

Take and replace with a Bible.. or.. [shrug] [random] a packet of Liga\Rusks.

Rented Mule

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If it's decent booze then yes.

If not then yes.

The only sensible response so far.

Shryke

You're doing the lad a favour taking it. Saving him from the demon alcohol and giving him genuine life experience. Do it for his moral education.

JonathanAnon

It's your civic duty to take it from him....

Mr Benevolent

I disagree with stealing it. That's bad.

Tell me where it is and I'll steal it to save you the moral dilemma.

mauzo

Shryke wrote: »

You're doing the lad a favour taking it. Saving him from the demon alcohol and giving him genuine life experience. Do it for his moral education.

Leave it and let him drink it. I learned life lessons by getting hammered at 14. Now I drink sensibly.

Don't be a d*ck op!! He might even get his rocks off

seven_eleven

Do it you pussy!

CruelCoin

mawk wrote: »

im in my car waiting for someone, and I just watched a teenager hide a bottle of booze in a very shady manner inside a life bouy holder.

should I steal it to uuuh, prevent underage drinking?

Don't steal it. Do however, open it and pour the contents down a drain somewhere then replace the bottle where you found it.

davet82

Chug! Chug! Chug!

ejmaztec

It's probably full of nitro-glycerine for an episode of Punk'd. I think I'd park somewhere else, like New York for instance.

Oink

Put it back with a note in it. "Stop playing grown-up and go to school you little " (I can't read the last word).

The Don 1985

He's prob told all his mates about it and should he return empty handed it could be result him being bullied,beaten up or both......in a nutshell, steal it quick !!!

working fool

It's a trap
Soon as u get outta ur motor he's gonna nick it

Shryke

mauzo wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

You're doing the lad a favour taking it. Saving him from the demon alcohol and giving him genuine life experience. Do it for his moral education.

Leave it and let him drink it. I learned life lessons by getting hammered at 14. Now I drink sensibly.

Don't be a d*ck op!! He might even get his rocks off

Swings and roundabouts. He might just pass out on his parents kitchen floor or get behind the wheel of a car.
Swap it for a naggin. I think that's fair. He'll still have a bit of fun and it'll weird him right out.

ditzyfairy

yep and leave a note saying "I know who you are and I know where you live"

eth0

I wonder what BUBBLE WRAP would have to say about this

NegativeCreep

If that were me a few months ago and someone stole my drink from me stash-bush I'd be devastated. Now that I'm 18 I would definitely steal it! He might have a few yokes stashed there too. A free session!

Duggy747

Steal the underage fella, instead.

He won't be expecting that.

BillyMitchel

Swap it with a soft drink and stick a a little note on the soft drink saying "never leave your drink unattended". Have s video recorder ready when he goes to look for it and post his reaction here!

jester77

Leave a ransom note.

ditzyfairy

or you could send him send him on a treasure hunt/wild goose chase... leading him to an empty bottle thanking him for the drink and the enjoyment he had watching him search

The Cool

Replace it with a bottle of fruit juice and a note saying "Much better for ya, son."

Plazaman

Rob it and replace it with THIS picture and the caption "Thanks for the booze, Sucka".

humbert

Leave a note saying, "we're watching you".

CiaranK

So, did ya do it?

Shryke

CiaranK wrote: »

So, did ya do it?

He could be busy getting locked while sitting in a car at half 3 in the day.

Colmustard

Put rohypnol in it you dirty fecker.

mawk

he is getting a little less than half back with a thank you note.

hah.

MaxSteele

Yes. Underage drinking is against the law and it would be morally wrong for you not to remove it and.. eh ..... bin it.... Yeah.

TheBody

mawk wrote: »

he is getting a little less than half back with a thank you note.

hah.

I hope you backwashed what you left behind!!

kneemos

Place a packet of condoms beside it.

mawk

hehehe, pics to follow.

incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
kept the litre bottle

MoodeRator

mawk wrote: »

hehehe, pics to follow.

incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
kept the litre bottle

Really now? So you also managed to find an empty, smaller bottle to pour this into? really?

marshbaboon

He obviously knew OP was watching... it's a bottle full of teenage piss.

PizzamanIRL

Pics pics pics.

Haha good man you made the right decision.

They probably won't drink any of it now, knowing some stranger was at it.

ITS_A_BADGER

posting in epic thread to get updated with OPs pics

Mr.Crinklewood

mawk wrote: »

hehehe, pics to follow.

incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
kept the litre bottle

Fair play, did not think that you would have the bottle to do it.

Knex*

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Fair play, did not think that you would have the bottle to do it.

I see what you did there.

mawk

thank you note:

https://plus.google.com/photos/114530284971610427053/albums/5658836417363098849/5782847688656154034?banner=pwa


and the perfect crime in the act!:

https://plus.google.com/photos/114530284971610427053/albums/5658836417363098849/5782870630943962306?banner=pwa

mawk

I bought a bottle of polish vitamin fruit juice stuff cause it had a glass bottle and played swapsies. oh man.. im grinning like a moron at the though of the confusion later