Is this sexy

El Guapo!

Oryx wrote: »

It needs to be an illustrated book. We have got to see a vision of Trent's dark smouldering looks under that mysterious disappearing reappearing hat.

It should also be a pop-up book.
And the last page is a pop-up fist that punches you.

Don't forget the sound effects!

El Guapo!

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't forget the sound effects!

Peow, peow

Brendog

padraiggg wrote: »

'ladies first' said Trent holding the door open and smiling loudly... .

Comic genius.

podgemonster

magic! Stephen King meets Tom Clancy meets smut softcore porn meets kung fu!

God Bless you Trent, i'd never wana meet you tho. i like my neck un-snapped!

FutureGuy

I'm gay and/or bisexual now.

silvervixen84

I need to put my desk fan on for Trent

/swoons

hardCopy

Dean09 wrote: »

Oryx wrote: »

It needs to be an illustrated book. We have got to see a vision of Trent's dark smouldering looks under that mysterious disappearing reappearing hat.

It should also be a pop-up book.
And the last page is a pop-up fist that punches you.

And the first page

PeterStrauss The Second

Oryx wrote: »

To aid the uninitiated.

But we are initiated, aren't we Trent? Members of the League of Shadows. And you betrayed us!

ShooterSF

Though I met Trent first I can't help but feel he will fill the gap marvellously until the return of Archer to our TV (well Internet - but shhhh!)

r3nu4l

Finally getting another Trent update...hope there's some more SSRKK in this, dying to know what that leads to

Posy

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't forget the sound effects!

That is a fantastic idea- although the sound effects will take thousands of dollars and a team of Hollywood experts to really bring them to life.

-SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK! Somehwere in the distance Trent could hear it. SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army.

-"Peeeow!" peeowed Trent making a noise like a gun shooting. "Peeow " to you too said the shopkeeper.

-BANG! Trent shot the man dead! He fell on the floor like some shopping that hadn't been doubly bagged but there was heavy shopping in the bag, so the bag ripped.

-CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned round at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back.

-Trent said the password and now the man was unlocking the door. KRRR-CLICK! KRRR-CLICK! KRR-CLICK! Actually, there was four locks. KRRR-CLICK!

KTRIC

Chuck Norris once met Trent, Chuck succumbed to his charm and turned gay just for that moment.

Ah_Yeah

Classic Trent!

Agent Weebley

So, padraiggg . . .

Tell us more about what's behind this smooth James Bondage exterior . . . what does mr sexington do after he has given the receptionist a tip from his coin purse. Does he ask her for the low-down on proper use of the fire hose . . . they are in a precarious position, being on the 177th floor, aren't they . . .

After the sex and killing, what does he do for fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OnyuJTm7s

bradknowell

No. Just no. Sorry.

OldGoat

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

padraiggg, you should write a book. You will make millions

There was a similar (Sorry Trent, I know you are the original, I'll take myself outside and beat myself to a pulpish pulp) collection of stories in the early 80's penned and inked in a pulp by Aidan Hughes and Malcom Bennett called "BRUTE!".

Rare enough to find now but worth getting your hands on if you can.
http://120units.blogspot.ie/2009/10/brute-by-malcolm-bennett-and-aidan.html

http://blog.bruteprop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/brute6.jpg

shane9689

OldGoat wrote: »

There was a similar (Sorry Trent, I know you are the original, I'll take myself outside and beat myself to a pulpish pulp) collection of stories in the early 80's penned and inked in a pulp by Aidan Hughes and Malcom Bennett called "BRUTE!".

Rare enough to find now but worth getting your hands on if you can.
http://120units.blogspot.ie/2009/10/brute-by-malcolm-bennett-and-aidan.html

http://blog.bruteprop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/brute6.jpg

not the same though its too formally written :l doesnt have the charming edge that is "Trent" :cool:

johnny_ultimate

padraiggg wrote: »

I heard that sexy books are interesting nowadays, what do you think of this


A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

'Good morning mr Sexington' said the receptionist.

Good morning siad Trent his eyes looking through her into her soul. There wasnt much there, just some vague dreams about nice dresses and rich men. Hahaha too easy thought Trent as he strode past her flexing his biceps so hard that his suit ripped and he nearly fainted.

Can i take your suitcase said the woman? You can certainly try.. if it'll fit, said Trent, erotically eyeing her trouser front. Good grief thought the woman, her inner goddess put its deskfan on and wiped a bit of sweat from its lip.

Trent ripped the suitcase forcefully from her grip and pushed powerfully past her into the lift. GOING DOWN? Said Trent as he handed her back the suitcase. even though it was up to the room.

Her inner goddess held her back for a second but then Trents Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes pulled her into the lift. With the help of his regional bodybuilding finalist-sized arms.

BING! The lift got to the 177th floor penthouse... 'ladies first' said Trent holding the door open and smiling loudly... 'But men just before' he wittily added before gracefully and sexfully brushing past her.

She followed him in, her brain and her pants contents aflame with desire and thinking...

Microsoft puns! The subtext is inspiring!

padraiggg

Things are relly hotting up now...



Trent drew the curtains like a profesional then turned seducingly towards the woman but she was already seduced off the way he did the curtains! ROMANCE! Trent laid the woman on the bed neatly like tomorrows trousers then ripped his shirt off as if it hadnt even cost him €79.

Trent advanced on the woman... "ROOM SERVICE" said the door, Trent kept advancing, the door opened, room service came in. Trent kept walking he was nearly there now. 'ROOM SERVICE' said the person in a cooler voice, it was a baddie! And he had got the girl! Aroused and angry, Trent quickly did snake arms kungfu into his shirt and pointed his advancing towards the baddy...

You'll never smooch this broad again buddy! said the baddy. 'American. North American most likely' thought Trent. Trent was doing his cuffs up and didnt even look at him when he said' You must be of the New York baddy Group!" The man gasped and Trent drank a glass of whisky. "Liqor up said Trent' with no U and baseball threw the whisky glass on the mans head. HOME RUN.

Trnt bundled the body into the minibar and turned back to the woamn. 'Did you mean what you said' said the woman? Trent raised an eyebrow both questioning and seducing her at the same time. 'Liqor up' you said, she said. Hahaha trent thought. Then Trent had sex with her.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Fornication at last!

Sar_Bear

Yes! Bravo!

Orim

Genius.

I especially liked the way Trent matches the pronunciation of his witty quips to the ethnicity of his opponent.

hiDEhi

padraiggg wrote: »

Trent laid the woman on the bed neatly like tomorrows trousers

Brilliant.

Pure Genius

I'm pregnant after reading that.






And I'm still a man.

Red Hand

Excellent stuff!

Musiconomist

Most of my orifices are literally weeping, figuratively.

JamieKCCO

Trent has peeowed his way into my heart.

'Hahaha, too easy' said Trent

hardCopy

'American. North American most likely' thought Trent.

Brilliant, such loltastic wordsmithery.

Fuzzytrooper

I want to be like Trent when I grow up.

Rubecula

Is Padraigg the Clark Kent to Trent's Superman? Can he change in a phone booth? These are the important questions we need to discuss. How else will mere mortals like ourselves ever learn the etiquette of such things without asking?

silvervixen84

Who will play Trent in the movie adaptation?

Ah_Yeah

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

I want to be like Trent when I grow up.

I want to be on Trent

I'd definitely turn gay for Trent. But he'd probably just shoot me afterwards.

Pew pew pew hahahaha.

krankykitty

Long live Trent! Just caught up with all his adventures today. Peeeww!

Hermy

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Who will play Trent in the movie adaptation?

Trent!

me-skywalker

Trent v Liam in Taken: The Piss.

SeamusMoloney

God i wish i was Trent

Bigtoe107

Just read this and it was made immesurably funnier by reading it in a Gilbert Gotfried voice ala

Jimmy Iovine

I hope I'm not breaking any copyright laws by posting this but Padraiggg has been active on his Twitter account over the past few days. He posted up some tweets and they look like teasers for an upcoming chapter in his book. I had to share them.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
Trent was in yet another hotel his business seemed to demand this often but he didn't mind he liked all you can eat breakfasts.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
The names smith, JOHN smith saind Trent easily fooling the man and stifling a wink.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
Trent went up to his room and put his tuxedos in the cupboard and his wetsuit and combat strikeforce gear.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
Then he looked around the room hairdryer, teabags with strings on, television that didn't have the good channels. But something was missing.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
INTERNATIONAL ESPIONAGE! Trent quickly opened the bathroom and a beautiful foreign agent with a heart of gold fell out.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
Aha! Said Trent after some light wrestling over the little gun she had been planning to get him with.

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
An hour later the foriegn agent came out of the room except now she was covered in bruises and was a double agent now!

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
One more thing shouted the cheif. Shes there to be a weapons expert not seduced by your rogueish charm.The door closed silently behind Trent

Padraiggg ‏@trenthahaha
Goddammit said the cheif

OldGoat

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I hope I'm not breaking any copyright laws by posting this but Padraiggg has been active on his Twitter account over the past few days. He posted up some tweets and they look like teasers for an upcoming chapter in his book. I had to share them.

SPOILERS!

Eoin

"I'll never tell you who im working f.." Started to say the woman but Trent kissed the argument back into her face.

Fantastic

Conchir

"stifling a wink", just beautiful.

Jimmy Iovine

Beautiful.

Trent was 21 years old (Trent wasnt 21 years old, it was a flashback) It was a flashback and Trent was standing in front of the police cheif

Trent looked at his partner. He was a different height to trent & a different color to Trent. And he was a woman! They were mismatched cops!

'OK Rookie - get in the car.' Said trents partner as she jumped onto the bonnet ("hood") and started sliding towards the drivers door.

It's great to see Padraiggg helping his American audience by putting in 'hood'. No doubt they'd be confused by 'bonnet'.

mickgotsick

Padraiggg @trenthahaha
Haw haw haw! Said trent in perfect French. Voulez vous une SNAPKIQUE Monsieur les President?

Class.

padraiggg

Crazy! I just made a post about twitter in the madman thread.

It seems like one thing about 'social media is' that other people can see what your doing. This could be the next bigthing I think.