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  • 31-08-2012 8:19pm
    #1
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭


    Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
    The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived.
    I have a tear of joy in my eye as I type this.
    Yes....he's back.
    The manliest of all men.
    The women want him and the men want to be him.

    Lads and lassies................


    TRENT IS BACK!!!! :)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056742596&pp=15&page=1


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  • #2
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    This makes up for Breaking bad ending this year's run next week.


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ?


  • #4
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    What OP are you on about???


  • #5
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Colmustard wrote: »
    What OP are you on about???
    If you haven't read the original Trent thread then you haven't lived. Go to the creative writing forum and give yourself a treat.


  • #6
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I'm off for a ****!! :D


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  • #7
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    This deserves a sticky.

    Original thread:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055716814

    My favourite classic line:
    the last time he had heard that noise two men were dead and one woman had been had sex with.


  • #8
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    WHO???


  • #9
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    HA HA!


  • #10
    Matt_Trakker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Matt_Trakker


    .....tumbleweed........


  • #11
    jay-me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jay-me


    It's like fifty shades of grey for after hours'ers


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  • #12
    bobbytables
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭bobbytables


    Jesus I remember when that started & little else after. I usually find that sort of stuff funny. Will check it out ;)


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Nobody died? Loved it but it really did need some gun shots.


  • #14
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Damn Newbz !! read the original threads ...Trent FTW !!


  • #15
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo!!! His last was probably my favourite thread on Boards.:D


  • #16
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    http://i46.tinypic.com/314ayh0.png


  • #17
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Trent! <3


  • #18
    Grimebox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,997 ✭✭✭Grimebox


    I like where this is going


  • #19
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    No don't sticky then no one will read it!


  • #20
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    People not knowing who Trent is makes me feel like I use this site too much.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #21
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Read the original there, funny enough but definitely an element of "you had to be there" about it.


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  • #22
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Trent, aka Fifty Shades of Sh:te.


  • #23
    spankysue
    Registered Users Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Am actually in convulsions here reading Trent's adventures with my OH, this guy is a fcuking legend :D


  • #24
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Iwannahurl wrote: »
    Trent, aka Fifty Shades of Sh:te. Hero

    FYP


  • #25
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I am just reading the original thread now and by God it's hilarious.
    Cheers for putting this up:D


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Windows-95-startup-screen blue eyes"


    :D

    Classic stuff. Trent is a legend!


  • #27
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    the only return that would be of any significance would be Dudess


  • #28
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Trent sucks


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    phasers wrote: »
    Trent sucks

    Blasphemy!


  • #30
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    phasers wrote: »
    Trent sucks


    Correction : Trent GETS sucked ...


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  • #31
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    I just did a little sex wee.


  • #32
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    phasers wrote: »
    Trent sucks

    So is your face


  • #33
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Damn Newbz !! read the original threads ...Trent FTW !!

    I'm guessing you were a lurker for a good while then. Join date May 2012?


  • #34
    kulluh
    Registered Users Posts: 2 ✭kulluh


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    I'm guessing you were a lurker for a good while then. Join date May 2012?
    Or a compulsive account creator? like me.


  • #35
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    padraiggg wrote: »
    A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

    Just GENIUS :cool:


  • #36
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    mackg wrote: »
    Read the original there, funny enough but definitely an element of "you had to be there" about it.

    You just wish you were there. To have been had sex with.


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  • #37
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    keith16 wrote: »
    You just wish you were there. To have been had sex with.

    Maybe your right and I'm just playing hard to get now...


  • #38
    MaxSteele
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    phasers wrote: »
    Trent sucks

    The Prison Forum won't even take you after that.


  • #39
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,568 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    maybe it's the wine but i have only been able to read the first 3 pages, and that has taken 30 minutes to do as I keep bursting my bollocks laughing
    i'll try it again tomorrow when i'm sober
    Untitled Image




  • #40
    Dave147
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,235 ✭✭✭Dave147


    Following Trent from day one, he is epic. Favourite quote:
    SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army. "I can well remember that noise from the time I was in the army" Trent thought. No time for thinking, he thought.

    That is genius, don't care what anyone else thinks.


  • #41
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Dave147 wrote: »
    Following Trent from day one, he is epic. Favourite quote:


    That is genius, don't care what anyone else thinks.

    Very nearly stuccoed the monitor with breakfast cereal. Cheers for that!


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  • #42
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    "Peeeow!" peeowed Trent making a noise like a gun shooting. "Peeow " to you too said the shopkeeper.
    BANG! Trent shot the man dead! He fell on the floor like some shopping that hadn't been doubly bagged but there was heavy shopping in the bag, so the bag ripped.

    Amazing stuff, has anyone bought the film rights yet?


  • #43
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Biggins wrote: »
    ?

    SNAP-KICK!

    Can kill a lion easily, but not an elephant, don't be silly.


  • #44
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    If you don't appreciate Monty Python then you probably won't like Trent.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I can only imagine how confusing Trent must be to a non-English speaker.


  • #46
    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    Reading over the original thread now. I especially love the insights into his genius.
    there was either an animal or perhaps the enemy and they made the SKRRK! noise and so Trent is naturally afraid of it. I don't really know what makes a SKRRK! noise though. Someone sharpening a knife perhaps. Much more dificult to write those joiny bits in between the action.

    So true, so true. Those annoying joiny bits!


  • #47
    flyswatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭flyswatter


    To think all those poor sods at Electric Picnic missing a landmark event such as this.


  • #48
    mongoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭mongoman


    Some people just need to get out more.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Thanks you, thank you so much for introducing me to the world of Trent. My life has become so much richer in the past twenty minutes, literature will never be the same again!


  • #50
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,508 ✭✭✭cml387


    I'm sorry to rain on the parade but that new trent is just not...Trent.

    Far too literate, self aware, the textual substance is just too coherent to be from the same writer as the classic we all knew and loved.

    I'm sorry but this is like what George Lucas did to Star wars.

    Go away padraigg and leave us with our dreams.


  • #51
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    cml387 wrote: »
    I'm sorry to rain on the parade but that new trent is just not...Trent.

    Far too literate, self aware, the textual substance is just too coherent to be from the same writer as the classic we all knew and loved.

    I'm sorry but this is like what George Lucas did to Star wars.

    Go away padraigg and leave us with our dreams.


    disagree!!!

    It was like a Christmas special...but better.


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