They took my job

LostCorkGuy

Soo I'd a nice summer job , minding a house and looking after a farm in the middle of nowhere getting 250 quid a week , cash , I'm only a student and it was badly needed
Now 3 weeks before I was due to end this Hungarian **** comes along and says he'll do the job for 170 a week , cash again, all along while collecting the dole , totally unfair in my opinion
Fecker can hardly speak a word of English and knows nothing about animals , stupid bloody employer

But yeah I want a little revenge , what should I do to the **** , shop him out to the dole office , the wanker is getting the dole plus the 170 so obviously he was able to undercut me.
Crap in the cistern before I leave ? Put Mi waidi in the water tanks ?

I need to do something and it needs to be vile , I'm probably going to be unable to blast him with piss unless i can set up an apparatus to do it remotely

[media]http://youtu.be/brj2UkUPjCI[/media]

Kidchameleon

Go on Hungarian strike?

Duggy747

Seduce him.

alphabeat

shop the mofo

boogle

Report him to Social Welfare

ollie1

Well if he is getting the dole as well as working report him and you can get your job back

bgrizzley

while you are shopping him to the dole, shop yourself to the revenue for doing cash work

Where To

Offer to do it for 150 a week

Richard Hillman

They tuk ur jerb

Crann na Beatha

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WoollyRedHat

Cash in hand job ey, give the old revenue a call, that's bold.

srm23

do what the irish do best, quit college and go on the dole

Oranage2

Tell him to go back to hungryland!

LostCorkGuy

bgrizzley wrote: »

while you are shopping him to the dole, shop yourself to the revenue for doing cash work

As if you never did cash work when you were 20 , and you wouldn't get taxed on what was effectively 35 euro a day , it'd just trap my money up in emergency tax

Dont be daft

areyawell

Bend Over!

cristoir

Who is they? Was all of Hungary in on the dastardly plot?

Just report him.

Colmustard

Tough man
Unless you want to offer to do it for 160 your bolloxed. Wellcome to the pay in hand free market.

bgrizzley

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

As if you never did cash work when you were 20 , and you wouldn't get taxed on what was effectively 35 euro a day , it'd just trap my money up in emergency tax

Dont be daft

as it happens i didnt, but i have no issue with people who do. but its a bit rich shopping someone when you are breaking the law yourself.

WoollyRedHat

What ever about the cash in hand thing, going on the dole while also working is probably a lot more commonplace and is a clear abuse of the system.

Chavways

The King of Moo

Get a real, on the books, job, with better pay and security.

Living well is the best revenge.

Also, write graffiti about both the employer and the Hungarian on a toilet wall.

LostCorkGuy

cristoir wrote: »

Who is they? Was all of Hungary in on the dastardly plot?

Just report him.

Well to be honest I just said that for a chance to use the video

And It's quite possible that an Irish guy could have done the same , but I don't know if any would work for that low a wage unlike this prick

Fromthetrees

Burn him with a flamethrower.
Play hide the poo aswel just don't tell him about it. The best places to hide the poo are in the butter, down the back of a rad, in a guitar, up high in a box, in the freezer, in a shoe ect., you get the idea, use ur imagination friend.

charlemont

Beat the crap out of your boss, Don't blame the Hungarian, Blame the greedy traitorous paddy who sold you out.

LostCorkGuy

The King of Moo wrote: »

Get a real, on the books, job, with better pay and security.

Living well is the best revenge.

Also, write graffiti about both the employer and the Hungarian on a toilet wall.

Well yeah , That's what I'll have to do when I'm back in college , work in a bar or something , still I wouldnt mind if some guy came along and worked for less but wasnt on the dole , I'd have been like good luck to ya willing to work for less than 35 a day , but seeing as this guy gets 200 extra from the goverment , and now little me has to go back to college and work out a method of getting 2.5k to pay my registration fee to pay the goverment for my education

jimbomalley

Do bothof the fcukers, the Hungarian to the social and the greedy farmer to the the revenue for hiring workers without paying tax

bgrizzley

cattle are making good money, rustle his cows.

LostCorkGuy

bgrizzley wrote: »

cattle are making good money, rustle his cows.

It's a horse farm

Horses are worthless

bgrizzley

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

It's a horse farm

Horses are worthless

sell em to the french...

token101

bgrizzley wrote: »

as it happens i didnt, but i have no issue with people who do. but its a bit rich shopping someone when you are breaking the law yourself.

Yeah but revenge is rarely the height of morality is it? If I was genuinely pissed off I'd shop him, that'll teach to be so capitalist. Why don't you just undercut him again for the last few weeks? Do it for 140, 450 quid is better than nothing. Oh and shop the c*nt of a farmer for sure. And blame the Hungarian.

Selandia

Tell the Hungarian, civilly, that you'll report him unless he resigns and you get your job back. He won't want to lose his dole

snubbleste

Move to Hungary and get a job there.

Tom_Cruise

OP is this house you are looking after on Farmville?

hairyprincess

Hide your girlfriend, the fecker will be after her next

Rasmus

Is the Hungarian going to do the job throughout the winter, or just for the next 3 weeks? What's the real story here - it is pretty bizarre that someone would let a new person just walk in and mind their house and farm over someone that has been doing it for months already?

LostCorkGuy

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

OP is this house you are looking after on Farmville?

Ehhhh?


If there is someone will to pay me 250 tolook after a few pixles I will

Mat the trasher

Go to the dole office sign on an say the your boss sacked you, cue we have no record, say you never got a pay slip and you assumed he was doing all by the book.
Call nera after that.
Your farmer friend will learn a tough lesson.

LostCorkGuy

Rasmus wrote: »

Is the Hungarian going to do the job throughout the winter, or just for the next 3 weeks? What's the real story here - it is pretty bizarre that someone would let a new person just walk in and mind their house and farm over someone that has been doing it for months already?

Don't know how long he's getting the job for , I presume if he can keep it and is willing to stay in the middle of nowhere with out a car then he will be keeping it up untill Xmass when the farmer is back

The farmer in question is an American actually not a Paddy as people have being surmising about

We don't actually live in the house , it's a big gaff , old aswell like 400 yrs , I was living in a converted stable in the yard

The job is looking after the horses and mucking out / making sure the place isnt burgled

As for whether its logical , no its not , this guy has a serious problem with English I'd serious trouble when I'd to explain to him about looking after each of the different horses

Told the boss he doesn't know **** , he didn't care , he's thinking I was just making that up to save my job , which I would have done anyway , well I wouldnt have said he was brilliant or anything but he honestly doesn't know anything :mad:

TheTurk1972

Your employr missed a trick there. Should have asked FAS for a WPP slave and got someone to do it for nothing.

LostCorkGuy

Mat the trasher wrote: »

Go to the dole office sign on an say the your boss sacked you, cue we have no record, say you never got a pay slip and you assumed he was doing all by the book.
Call nera after that.
Your farmer friend will learn a tough lesson.

I can't I'm a student , I've to give the goverment money to help me become employable :rolleyes:

Gummy Panda

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

bgrizzley wrote: »

cattle are making good money, rustle his cows.

It's a horse farm

Horses are worthless

Put a horse head in his bed

Rasmus

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

Don't know how long he's getting the job for , I presume if he can keep it and is willing to stay in the middle of nowhere with out a car then he will be keeping it up untill Xmass when the farmer is back

The farmer in question is an American actually not a Paddy as people have being surmising about

We don't actually live in the house , it's a big gaff , old aswell like 400 yrs , I was living in a converted stable in the yard

The job is looking after the horses and mucking out / making sure the place isnt burgled

As for whether its logical , no its not , this guy has a serious problem with English I'd serious trouble when I'd to explain to him about looking after each of the different horses

Told the boss he doesn't know **** , he didn't care , he's thinking I was just making that up to save my job , which I would have done anyway , well I wouldnt have said he was brilliant or anything but he honestly doesn't know anything :mad:

but sure you were going to finish up in 3 weeks, and the new guy can continue on... unless you were going to continue yourself in the school year?
I do not get why the farmer (especially absentee) would replace you for someone he doesn't know.

dirtyden

Mat the trasher wrote: »

Go to the dole office sign on an say the your boss sacked you, cue we have no record, say you never got a pay slip and you assumed he was doing all by the book.
Call nera after that.
Your farmer friend will learn a tough lesson.

I would agree with this. The hungarian fellow is another victim in this.

The farmer with a shred of decency should have let you finish out the three weeks and then take on the other lad, everyone would be happy but no he got greedy. He is ripping your man off letting him work for that, and 250 was not a huge amount to be paying you either for managing his farm.

Shop him and hopefully he gets a big fine. Pity for the hungarian fella as he will lose his few bob but he would be better off working for someone who is not a rip off merchant.

PizzamanIRL

I'd do the same if I was your employer. Why pay 250 when your man can do the same job for 170.

Summer is over anyway, get over it.

cruiser178

bgrizzley wrote: »

while you are shopping him to the dole, shop yourself to the revenue for doing cash work

So you wouldn't do a cash job to earn a little, badly needed extra cash? bullsiht

Op shop him for being a scab.

WoollyRedHat

A Hungarian, an Irishman and a Farmer, sounds like the makings of some bizarre comedy, as one conspires against the other, and plot each others downfall. With a plot twist about the sheep, and how they are evil and destructive, the sheep are always up to something.

ceegee

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

Rasmus wrote: »

Is the Hungarian going to do the job throughout the winter, or just for the next 3 weeks? What's the real story here - it is pretty bizarre that someone would let a new person just walk in and mind their house and farm over someone that has been doing it for months already?

Don't know how long he's getting the job for , I presume if he can keep it and is willing to stay in the middle of nowhere with out a car then he will be keeping it up untill Xmass when the farmer is back

The farmer in question is an American actually not a Paddy as people have being surmising about

We don't actually live in the house , it's a big gaff , old aswell like 400 yrs , I was living in a converted stable in the yard

The job is looking after the horses and mucking out / making sure the place isnt burgled

As for whether its logical , no its not , this guy has a serious problem with English I'd serious trouble when I'd to explain to him about looking after each of the different horses

Told the boss he doesn't know **** , he didn't care , he's thinking I was just making that up to save my job , which I would have done anyway , well I wouldnt have said he was brilliant or anything but he honestly doesn't know anything :mad:

Not sure how relevant his lack of English is for the job, horses generally arent big talkers so language barrier shouldnt be a problem.

Also if hes willing to do the job longterm and you were leaving in a few weeks it makes sense for your boss to take him on

kowloon

The King of Moo wrote: »

Also, write graffiti about both the employer and the Hungarian on a toilet wall.

We need to keep cool heads here and not do something rash that we'll all regret.

gsxr1

https://www.welfare.ie/EN/Secure/Pages/ReportSuspectFraud.aspx

areyawell

Just ring the Hungarian lad and do the taken speech

con1982

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Go on Hungarian strike?

best reply ever !