Are we all naturally inclined to be dirty minded?

Biggins

"I went out yesterday with me rod and nearly caught something. Then last night the wife says to me "Do you want a go on the lash?

I answered 'I roger that idea - I'm up for a good poke around.'

So reaching into my rear and pulling out the lube, I waxed up the car brakes and we went for a ride."

The question is for the forum, are we all naturally inclined to be dirty minded?

Ghost Buster

My mind is an endless over flowing sewer of filth which,if i gave voice to a fraction of it would make me less popular with The Ladies than this guy

Rigol

Hmm, they don't seem to have been aroused by your title, perhaps you should challenge them with something harder if you want them to come. You really need to open their curiosity wide and give them something that leaves no doubt.
Bold your text and make it larger. Sometimes they need to be slapped in the face with something big and black.

IM0

yes, isnt that usualy the idea

kowloon

That's what she said.

Ghost Buster

I wouldn't half mind making your post sticky

Daisy M

In every day life I am not too bad, but when it is completly inappropriate like at work, at a funeral or even one of the childrens parent teacher meetings if something is said I more often than not hear a double meaning and let out a little inappropriate snigger/smirk which has to be turned into a cough/grimace.

brummytom

I regularly disgust myself.

paddy145

I think Im getting worse with every passing day, last week a girl at work was telling me about her holiday and how they spent a day at the beach surfing or something like that. I asked her was she into watersports and as soon as it came outta my mouth I had to leave the room before i started laughing....yea grow up, I know

1ZRed

I'll plain out admit it, I'm a dirty bastard. What of it?

BUBBLE WRAP

Dirty minded? Yes, I think its just human nature. .....But sure tis the only way to have it...

Agricola

I see a double entendre even when it isnt actually there... so yes.

Biggins

I'm also ashamed to admit that I used to love as a kid, going down to a relatives farm and try catching cocks for some fun!

humbert

I'm bad for it but usually not in a dirty way.

I was driving with my father and he said, "I can see why they paint mountains blue", talking about how mountains in landscape paintings look blue.

I sat there in stunned silence wondering why on earth would anyone paint mountains.

BUBBLE WRAP

Biggins wrote: »

I'm also ashamed to admit that I used to love as a kid, going down to a relatives farm and try catching cocks for some fun!

the pullet kind or the male genitalia kind? :eek:

mackg

Biggins wrote: »

"I went out yesterday with me rod and nearly caught something. Then last night the wife says to me "Do you want a go on the lash?

I answered 'I roger that idea - I'm up for a good poke around.'

So reaching into my rear and pulling out the lube, I waxed up the car brakes and we went for a ride."

The question is for the forum, are we all naturally inclined to be dirty minded?

Come again?

KKkitty

Biggins wrote: »

I'm also ashamed to admit that I used to love as a kid, going down to a relatives farm and try catching cocks for some fun!

No pussy footing around with you is there

Biggins

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

the pullet kind or the male genitalia kind? :eek:

The bird kind - and I used to play with the farmers pussy too!

Biggins

Biggins wrote: »

I'm also ashamed to admit that I used to love as a kid, going down to a relatives farm and try catching cocks for some fun!

Pull the udder-one.

BUBBLE WRAP

Biggins wrote: »

The bird kind - and I used to play with the farmers pussy too!

KKkitty wrote: »

No pussy footing around with you is there

Oh nothing but pussy footing....

Biggins

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Oh nothing but pussy footing....

Better to be straight out with it than be dogging around the matter!

BUBBLE WRAP

Biggins wrote: »

Better to be straight out with it than be dogging around the matter!

I see your point biggins.

am, I doing it right!?

Giselle

I worked on a project with someone called William recently. Everyone called him Willy.

I sniggered.

Often.

Intensive Care Bear

Reminds me of this http://youtu.be/wcBOX1JBcjQ

Biggins

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

I see your point biggins.

am, I doing it right!?

Your certainly getting a grasp of it!

Farms used to be great for fun as a kid.
The farmers wife would do the baking and I'd often ask “Can I butter your muffin?”
The husband show us his area, used to point out and say “Notice how hard and firm this ram is.”

We would get bored though and someone would eventually suggest “Just wait a minute while I get my balls out for a good kick around.”
We used to get filthy eventually on the farm and weren't allowed in through the front door. We had to enter inside by the rear.
To finish up after getting down and munching, the wife use get us to suck her huge popsicles. I could barely fit them in my mouth.

Colmustard

I don't actually I am always slow on the uptake of even someone flirting with me.:(

chughes

As a known expert on the double entendre this nice looking girl asked me for an example of a double meaning so I gave her one.

kfallon

I would say the most frequently used words in my head are 'oooooh' and 'matron'

It's like on big Carry On movie in my noggin

Chuck Stone

Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

randylonghorn

brummytom wrote: »

I regularly disgust myself.

We know, twice a day, you keep saying, but are you naturally inclined to be dirty-minded?

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

the pullet kind or the male genitalia kind? :eek:

Um, all male genitalia are the pullet kind, or at least mine is ... >_>

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

Favourite one of my old English teacher's when trying to remind us to pay attention to grammar and punctuation:

"Always be careful if you're asked to help your uncle jack off a horse!"


Em ... what was the question again? >_>

brummytom

randylonghorn wrote: »

We know, twice a day, you keep saying, but are you naturally inclined to be dirty-minded?

You should be ashamed of yourself. A cat-mod, no less. And on my birthday!




Subtle or what?

Insect Overlord

I see I'm in good company here!

randylonghorn

brummytom wrote: »

You should be ashamed of yourself. A cat-mod, no less.

Since when did that stop me yanking your chain?!

brummytom wrote: »

And on my birthday!

Jaysus, you seem to have those pretty regularly! :pac:

brummytom wrote: »

Subtle or what?

... mostly what tbh!

Happy birthday, Tom lad!

Mickey H

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

It's too big for the milk float Father.