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Seriously dark fecker here - enrolled in UCD

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  • 05-09-2012 2:11am
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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭


    Rejected a place in Trinity last minute to go to UCD. I'm a seriously dark ****er, smart as ****, tortured genius type. My life is a blur of cocaine, vodka and class A drugs. To me their are no genders, just sexual opportunities for my next cocaine campaign. I'll be walking the campus in a long dark overcoat, a fedora and will smoke french cigarollos. Sex in the jacks and cocaine of the back of his/her arse when it's done. Seriously dark ****er here about to turn up on campus and see what's what.

    Any advice? Societies or anything I should look out for?


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    III
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭III


    The trampoline club springs to mind, I think you'll enjoy it


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    III wrote: »
    The trampoline club springs to mind, I think you'll enjoy it

    Ah I'd be a much darker **** than that. Bit too much going on between the ears for any of that type of **** quite frankly (as you can probably already tell, who uses the phrases "quite frankly?"). I'm a dark ****er strutting around UCD. I want a high that's the drug and not the thrill....


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    I think you're meant to refer to them as 'coloured folk' or something nowadays


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    I think you're meant to refer to them as 'coloured folk' or something nowadays

    I'm referring to internal darkness here. My own internal truth, cocaine and sex aside, is one of darkness. Do try to keep up. I'm a smart as **** genuine modern day caligula. ****ing seriously dark fecker....


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    dharma200
    Registered Users Posts: 998 ✭✭✭dharma200


    You must be smart as **** if you can get good cocaine in Ireland


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    The Radiator
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    Dark Dude wrote: »
    I'm referring to internal darkness here. My own internal truth, cocaine and sex aside, is one of darkness. Do try to keep up. I'm a smart as fuck genuine modern day caligula. Fucking seriously dark fecker....

    Ok, you're one of those white guys who think they're black like Eminem or the guy in that Offspring music video


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    Ok, you're one of those white guys who think they're black like Eminem or the guy in that Offspring music video

    No, your always wrong breh. I'm as dark on the inside as satan, white man on the outside. Prince of Darkness. Intelligent ****er who ended up in darkness tbh


    DARK ****


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Dark Dude wrote: »
    No, your always wrong breh. I'm as dark on the inside as satan, white man on the outside. Prince of Darkness. Intelligent fucker who ended up in darkness tbh


    DARK ****

    'your always wrong'? 'your'? Intelligent? Oh, don't make me laugh. You've just made a complete tit of yourself


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    'your always wrong'? 'your'? Intelligent? Oh, don't make me laugh. You've just made a complete tit of yourself

    wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as **** russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....


    DARK ****


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    III
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭III


    You can get pretty high in the trampoline club, if you know what I'm saying. Go on, just jump in


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    III wrote: »
    You can get pretty high in the trampoline club, if you know what I'm saying. Go on, just jump in

    I dont mean physically high, I mean high as in on drugs. Drugs hide the misery of inner truth from the world...

    DARK ****


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    III
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭III


    Believe me, once you feel that taut elastic between your toes, once you rise like a phoenix from the ashes and spread your wings, once you reach for the heavens and look into the endless skies above you'll never yearn for another rush. You'll be high, in body and mind. Then you come crashing down and have to wait in line before you can jump again, it's just like heroin, the big daddy of that piss poor drug you call "cocaína". Except heroin never gave you a free goody bag.

    No seriously, please join we really need some members


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    III wrote: »
    Believe me, once you feel that taut elastic between your toes, once you rise like a phoenix from the ashes and spread your wings, once you reach for the heavens and look into the endless skies above you'll never yearn for another rush. You'll be high, in body and mind. Then you come crashing down and have to wait in line before you can jump again, it's just like heroin, the big daddy of that piss poor drug you call "cocaína". Except heroin never gave you a free goody bag.

    No seriously, please join we really need some members

    Im not a ****ing charity here. I'm more into going to hotels at four in the morning, sweat soaked shirts, anxiety, DTs, stress and suicide.

    Didn't I tell you lot I'm a dark fecker?


    DARK ****


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Dark Dude wrote: »
    wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as fuck russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....


    DARK ****

    Come on, just admit you made a grammatical error, take what is left of your tattered reputation as a reasonable poster and piss off


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    Paul Tergat
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    Someone needs to turn the lights on cause it is seriously dark up in here


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    Come on, just admit you made a grammatical error, take what is left of your tattered reputation as a reasonable poster and piss off

    you just admit it, maybe reading some of my posts was a bit uncomfortable for you and your traditional values...I challenge norms, break codes, shatter convention. It can be tough for people like you, set in your ways. I get it, doesnt mean I have to live it....

    DARK ****


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Paul Tergat wrote: »
    Someone needs to turn the lights on cause it is seriously dark up in here

    Perhaps his insanely intelligent, dark mind cannot figure out how to use a light switch?


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    Perhaps his insanely intelligent, dark mind cannot figure out how to use a light switch?

    A darkness you people can understand exists INSIDE ME. It isnt darkness you know, like having the lights off. Its darkness of THE SOUL. Dark chap, dark soul, dark clothes.

    DARK ****


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    III
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭III


    My Geiger counter is going through the roof! Haha get it? The Radiator? He's angry at the OP? heh... I'll show myself out


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    III wrote: »
    My Geiger counter is going through the roof! Haha get it? The Radiator? He's angry at the OP? heh... I'll show myself out

    Ah yes, how drôle. I would like to make it clear that I am not angry at the OP as you put it. In fact, I am more angry at you for your lack of emotional recognition.

    I bid you adieu


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    DL Saint
    Registered Users Posts: 501 ✭✭✭DL Saint


    Heard the lighting ain't great down in the Dramsoc theatre, should suit you!


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    Scatterbrain
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭Scatterbrain


    Dark Dude wrote: »
    wtf are you on about? your trying to sound smart here and your coming up short in my estimation. I read Dostoyevski and a lot of dark as duck russian literature, your tiny brain isnt going to impress me breh....


    DARK DUCK

    I love this. "I read Russian literature - I have issues, brah!!"
    Dostoevsky isn't dark in the way that you're trying to present yourself. You sound like more of a 'Hunter S. Thompson mixed with an uncomfortable dash of Anne Rice' kinda gent.
    Will keep an eye out around campus for that badass fedora.


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    Scatterbrain wrote: »
    Will keep an eye out

    You'll end up getting skull ****ed by me

    DARK ****


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    Sl!mCharles
    Registered Users Posts: 492 ✭✭Sl!mCharles


    Ahhh you started off so well


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    Scatterbrain
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭Scatterbrain


    Dark Dude wrote: »
    You'll end up getting skull ducked by me

    DARK DUCK

    You're adorable, Mr. Dude! Positively quackers, but adorable.


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    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Sl!mCharles wrote: »
    Ahhh you started off so well

    Indeed, a case of unfullfilled potentional. He has been reduced to petty sniping, such a shame


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    martyos121
    Registered Users Posts: 21,390 ✭✭✭✭martyos121


    I agree with III, join the trampolining club, my sis used to be as dark as yourself, brightened her the fuçk up.


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    The Radiator wrote: »
    Indeed, a case of unfullfilled potentional. He has been reduced to petty sniping, such a shame

    Fuck you

    DARK ****


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    Dark Dude
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 37 ✭Dark Dude


    martyos121 wrote: »
    I agree with III, join the trampolining club, my sis used to be as dark as yourself, brightened her the fuçk up.

    It would take more than a trampoline to quell the darkness in my soul


    DARK ****


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    martyos121
    Registered Users Posts: 21,390 ✭✭✭✭martyos121


    Dark Dude wrote: »
    It would take more than a trampoline to quell the darkness in my soul


    DARK ****

    Fine, try go-karting so.


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