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A Little Poetry..

  • 06-09-2012 8:24am
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    I have a little Satnav

    It sits there in my car

    A Satnav is a driver's friend

    It tells you where you are.


    I have a little Satnav

    I've had it all my life

    It's better than the normal ones

    My Satnav is my wife.


    It gives me full instructions

    Especially how to drive

    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says

    "You're doing thirty five".


    It tells me when to stop and start

    And when to use the brake

    And tells me that it's never ever

    Safe to overtake.


    It tells me when a light is red

    And when it goes to green

    It seems to know instinctively

    Just when to intervene.



    It lists the vehicles just in front

    And all those to the rear

    And taking this into account

    It specifies my gear.


    I'm sure no other driver

    Has so helpful a device

    For when we leave and lock the car

    It still gives its advice.



    It fills me up with counselling

    Each journey's pretty fraught

    So why don't I exchange it

    And get a quieter sort?


    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,

    Makes sure I'm properly fed,

    It washes all my shirts and things

    And - keeps me warm in bed!


    Despite all these advantages

    And my tendency to scoff,

    I do wish that once in a while

    I could turn the damned thing off.


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