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There is no Willy

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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    He does have a willy, it's just tucked up inside to make a gee!


  • #3
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    He now has a mangina?


  • #4
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,161 ✭✭✭rednik


    Did the Oracle see that.????


  • #5
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    should have taken the blue pill


  • #6
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    For once I'm delighted that my brain was wrong when I read the thread tital. Thank heavens. :D


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  • #7
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Still a better fate than watching Speed Racer.


  • #8
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I like how they refer to her (retroactive pronoun?) as the director of the Matrix movies in the first line - ignore her brother's contribution.


  • #9
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I was with an amazingly fit Thai girl one night in koh samui in 04,
    After caressing and kissing every inch of her finely toned, silk smooth body for a While, she then gave me the most mind blowing fellatio I had ever experienced in my life.

    later, Lying in each others arms naked ,she was holding my now flacid penis in her hand, I said thanks love, you handled that well.

    She said , I should have, I used to have one.


  • #10
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Ghandee wrote: »
    I was with an amazingly fit Thai girl one night in koh samui in 04,
    After caressing and kissing every inch of her finely toned, silk smooth body for a While, she then gave me the most mind blowing fellatio I had ever experienced in my life.

    later, Lying in each others arms naked ,she was holding my now flacid penis in her hand, I said thanks love, you handled that well.

    She said , I should have, I used to have one.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdXS2BA3yI


  • #11
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    MJ23 wrote: »
    The director of The Matrix now has now Willy.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/07/30/matrix-director-sex-change-larry-wachowski_n_1720944.html

    I'm not really sure why you care about her genitalia :cool:

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • #12
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mango salsa wrote: »
    I'm not really sure why you care about her his genitalia

    FYP.


  • #13
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Confab wrote: »
    FYP.

    You should probably go to DCU this weekend for some education

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't swap your pole for a hole.


  • #15
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    mango salsa wrote: »
    You should probably go to DCU this weekend for some education

    I like your post and then the fact that you edited it, did you edit because you made a spelling mistake by any chance? :p


  • #16
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mango salsa wrote: »
    You should probably go to DCU this weekend for some education

    People are entitled to have as many cosmetic operations as they can stand, but at the end of the day you might as well turn a Peugeot into a Ferrari - it's been done, it looks similar, but it's not the same and you'll know it when you check under the bonnet. Ferrari chromosomes are very different and there's no getting away from that.


  • #17
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Confab wrote: »
    People are entitled to have as many cosmetic operations as they can stand, but at the end of the day you might as well turn a Peugeot into a Ferrari - it's been done, it looks similar, but it's not the same and you'll know it when you turn the key.

    There speaks an educated man of experience

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #18
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mango salsa wrote: »
    There speaks an educated man of experience

    I know the facts about gender reassignment and have come to my own conclusions.


  • #19
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Confab wrote: »
    People are entitled to have as many cosmetic operations as they can stand, but at the end of the day you might as well turn a Peugeot into a Ferrari - it's been done, it looks similar, but it's not the same and you'll know it when you check under the bonnet. Ferrari chromosomes are very different and there's no getting away from that.


    Are you the Swiss Tony of Gender reassignment commentary?


  • #20
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Confab wrote: »
    I know the facts about gender reassignment and have come to my own conclusions.

    Wow! you're amazing - did you find out these "facts" when you "turned the key"?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #21
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    I just cant wait until the medical technology is available for be to fulfil my lifetime dream of becoming a dolphin (dolphinplasty)


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  • #22
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Wow! you're amazing - did you find out these "facts" when you "turned the key"?


    ...sounds like he "turned the key" and went on a thorough test drive.


  • #23
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Wow! you're amazing - did you find out these "facts" when you "turned the key"?

    Ad hominem arguments? Tut tut.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...sounds like he "turned the key" and went on a thorough test drive.

    And threw a piston......


  • #25
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...sounds like he "turned the key" and went on a thorough test drive.

    Really? I would have thought he was still on L plates after failing a few tests.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #26
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I was wondering how long it would take for another thread like this to show up in AH.


  • #27
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Confab wrote: »
    People are entitled to have as many cosmetic operations as they can stand, but at the end of the day you might as well turn a Peugeot into a Ferrari - it's been done, it looks similar, but it's not the same and you'll know it when you check under the bonnet. Ferrari chromosomes are very different and there's no getting away from that.

    So I can be compared to a car now. Outstanding!


  • #28
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Confab wrote: »
    Ad hominem arguments? Tut tut.

    OMG OMG OMG - you can use latin words

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #29
    stephen_n
    Registered Users Posts: 12,920 ✭✭✭✭stephen_n


    Confab wrote: »
    I know the facts about gender reassignment and have come to my own conclusions.

    You mention chromosomes, then you say you base your opinion on facts. Clearly if you actually understood the issues around chromosomes and gender you wouldn't have posted the drivel you did, but hey facts and opinions are the same thing in AH right?


  • #30
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    The think that struck me most about that video was her terrible hair, pink dreads???

    Really looking forward to the movie though, loved the book, David Mitchell is an amazing writer.


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  • #31
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    stephen_n wrote: »
    You mention chromosomes, then you say you base your opinion on facts. Clearly if you actually understood the issues around chromosomes and gender you wouldn't have posted the drivel you did, but hey facts and opinions are the same thing in AH right?

    I said I based my opinion on facts. It's still my opinion, disagree if you want, I'm not particularly bothered. Argue your hearts out if you want. This is AH after all.


  • #32
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Confab wrote: »
    I said I based my opinion on facts. It's still my opinion, disagree if you want, I'm not particularly bothered. Argue your hearts out if you want. This is AH after all.

    What facts?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #33
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    mango salsa wrote: »
    There speaks an educated man of experience
    mango salsa wrote: »
    Wow! you're amazing - did you find out these "facts" when you "turned the key"?
    mango salsa wrote: »
    Really? I would have thought he was still on L plates after failing a few tests.
    mango salsa wrote: »
    OMG OMG OMG - you can use latin words

    :rolleyes:

    You've really won people over here. Grow up


  • #34
    stephen_n
    Registered Users Posts: 12,920 ✭✭✭✭stephen_n


    Confab wrote: »
    I said I based my opinion on facts. It's still my opinion, disagree if you want, I'm not particularly bothered. Argue your hearts out if you want. This is AH after all.

    You didn't base your opinion on facts, you based your opinion on a word, if you had followed through, on the relationship between that word and the topic at hand, you may have arrived at some facts and had an informed opinion. As you say it's after hours, so no doubt that is probably beyond you.


  • #35
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    help!


  • #36
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,133 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It's redickless.


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  • #37
    V_Moth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭V_Moth


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    help!

    The only team to call in an emergency:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc


  • #38
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    help!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056091577

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #39
    Rigol
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    But did he upload the sandwich making ability programme ?


  • #40
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Rigol wrote: »
    But did he upload the sandwich making ability programme ?

    Why is it that sandwiches always taste better when someone else makes them for you?


  • #41
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Hey folks, I'd just like to point out that transgender people are human beings, some are even fellow boards users, and might even be reading this thread. So you know, some of the 'hilarious' comments might not be appreciated all that much. Thanks. :)


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  • #42
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Where there is a willy there is a way!!




    Aye?


  • #43
    Rigol
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    they're here?

    sangwijes all round!!


  • #44
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    mango salsa wrote: »
    There speaks an educated man of experience
    mango salsa wrote: »
    Wow! you're amazing - did you find out these "facts" when you "turned the key"?
    mango salsa wrote: »
    Really? I would have thought he was still on L plates after failing a few tests.
    mango salsa wrote: »
    OMG OMG OMG - you can use latin words

    Mod:
    Dont post here again.


  • #45
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    the groutch wrote: »
    should have taken the blue pill

    FYI, Titty Skittles (or estrogen pills, as they're also known) are blue ;)


  • #46
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Heard that Larry Wachowski was going to get a sex change years ago. i'm suprised its taken him, I guess I should now say her, as long as it did.

    Think I heard about it 6 or 7 years ago.


  • #47
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    Heard that Larry Wachowski was going to get a sex change years ago. i'm suprised its taken him, I guess I should now say her, as long as it did.

    Think I heard about it 6 or 7 years ago.

    It actually didn't, it's just that the wachowskis are very private and don't really talk to the press much, so she never really said anything about it in public, just got on with it.


  • #48
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,520 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    This explains my confusion over the Wachowski Brothers turning out to be brother and sister. I thought the two of them might have picked the name on purpose to confuse.


  • #49
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Sure this happened years ago.

    Do none of ye read Sex Change Monthly?


  • #50
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    "I've no willy"


  • #51
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    KeithM89 wrote: »

    Mod:
    Dont post here again.

    there's only one reaction when a mod takes the legs from another mod.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo


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