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  • 07-09-2012 6:17pm
    #1
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?
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  • #2
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,650 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?
    Start by asking how her bra is


  • #3
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
    .your rightly fuked


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Move away and don't tell her where.


  • #5
    shadowcomplex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,097 ✭✭✭shadowcomplex


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

    is it too late to cancel:rolleyes:


  • #6
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    tell her to take her clothes off


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  • #7
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Don't talk, just smile and nod :pac:


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Pin her down and fart on her head, the way she knows you're just mates, like.


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,464 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Don't put you'r penis in it.


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

    Don't come on to her, whatever you do. Guaranteed gonna destroy that all-important friendship.


  • #11
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
    .your rightly fuked

    I trust AH with all of the important aspects of my life, how do you think everything has turned out so well for me?


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  • #12
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Tell her you are bipolar.


  • #13
    pontia
    Site Banned Posts: 385 ✭✭pontia


    ask her does she do the gee


  • #14
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Also, some omitted information, it would be pretty great if she was not just, you know?


  • #15
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    If she was not just ...what?

    There's a chance she likes you, if she's coming over to yours, by herself...to spend time with you.. Go for it I say. Give her your sex.


  • #16
    zefer
    Registered Users Posts: 884 ✭✭✭zefer


    What?? And pics or gtfo


  • #17
    Ella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Ella


    I dont understand the question? If she's just a mate then all you're doing is hanging out with a mate? What's to fúck up? :confused:


  • #18
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,464 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Also, some omitted information, it would be pretty great if she was not just, you know?

    A ride?


  • #19
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    If she was not just ...what?

    There's a chance she likes you, if she's coming over to yours, by herself...to spend time with you.. Go for it I say. Give her your sex.

    But I am scared of my sex :(:( !!

    I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.


  • #20
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Man the fcuk up and give her a good seeing to ffs, she'll thank you in the end.


  • #21
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Shave your pubes anyway just in case.


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  • #22
    Avianna Worried Advisor
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Avianna Worried Advisor


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Id say asking ah was your first mistake.....
    .your rightly fuked

    If he were fcuked already, he wouldn't need to be asking advice on how to get there ;)


  • #23
    jessiejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭jessiejam


    Be yourself.

    That is all.


  • #24
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

    Kinky bastard


  • #25
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    But I am scared of my sex :(:( !!

    I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

    In the key of G...OOOHH OOHHH UR SEX IS ON FIRE.


  • #26
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    But I am scared of my sex :(:( !!

    I don't want to just get a ride, I like relationships and all the rubbish that goes along with them.

    Awhhh :) well you can use tonight to suss her out for all that. flirt a little with her and you'll probably be able to figure it out from there. or if you can't, write up here what happened and who said what, and we'll tell ya.


  • #27
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A good pump and a repair kit for a puncture in a tyre , just in case you puncture her.


  • #28
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    I've mixed feelings about this Joe.


  • #29
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    If she was to do a handstand and you mount in the wheelbarrow position to form a capital T then technically you would be ****ing it down?

    Just a thought?


  • #30
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    offer to show her your famous impression of an elephant


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  • #31
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

    Cans
    Iced cream

    I can't help but feel I'm missing something.


  • #32
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can


  • #33
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    pretend your not home.


  • #34
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    BBDBB wrote: »
    you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can

    Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?


  • #35
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Whatever you do, don't be yourself. Try and be someone smart and cool. Good luck.


  • #36
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?

    Joe, stay away from the fridge.This would be the night you'll get stuck in the fridge.


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  • #37
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    BBDBB wrote: »
    you need some romance Joe............quick, tie a ribbon around her can

    You could actually get a laugh out of that which would break the ice pretty nicely.


  • #38
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Good idea. Should I do it, now, while they're in the fridge, or just before she arrives?

    chill the ribbon, it shows her you care


  • #39
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    What would Feeky Magee do?

    Actually he failed, find someone else to copy


  • #40
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    When you pay her, give her the correct amount, Ladies of the night dont do change


  • #41
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't talk, just smile and nod :pac:

    Chicks love that.


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  • #42
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Tell her you are bipolar.

    Then tell her you're not bipolar 2 minutes later


  • #43
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

    Cans
    Iced cream

    I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

    hang samwidges?


  • #44
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Chill a good bottle of champagne and prepare a smorgasbord of canapés and condoms.


  • #45
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    put the Barry Whites Snogathon box set on the CD


  • #46
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

    Cans
    Iced cream

    I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

    CHOCOLATE


  • #47
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    The iced cream is chocolate chip cookie variety and also chocolate fudge brownie.


  • #48
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Watch The Notebook

    The wimmins just burst into tears watching that

    Then you make your move when she is feeling emotional


  • #49
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I'm gonna have a shower. Should I put a side parting in my hair?


  • #50
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    dont try to gloss over the "Bipolar Joe" name by shortening it to "Bi-Joe", she might get the wong idea


  • #51
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    BBDBB wrote: »
    dont try to gloss over the "Bipolar Joe" name by shortening it to "Bi-Joe", she might get the wong idea

    She calls me Jo-Jo Baby. I dunno how to take that.


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