I have a very nice lady friend visiting.

cheesefiend

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She calls me Jo-Jo Baby. I dunno how to take that.

Not gonna lie that just seems creepy, but best of luck! Make sure to fill us in on all of the details.

3ndahalfof6

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna have a shower. Should I put a side parting in my hair?

will your cock not hide it.

demakinz

Have Barry White on all the time.

1ZRed

mikemac1 wrote: »

Watch The Notebook

The wimmins just burst into tears watching that

Then you make your move when she is feeling emotional

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna have a shower. Should I put a side parting in my hair?

Like Ryan Gosling? No, I think you'll be better off with out it.

Bipolar Joe

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

will your cock not hide it.

No because I meant the hair on the top of my head near my neck and also I have a tiny penis.

I got long hair with ringlets, super manly.

BBDBB

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She calls me Jo-Jo Baby. I dunno how to take that.

challenging it at this stage would be foolhardy, grin and bear it for now

BBDBB

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

No because I meant the hair on the top of my head near my neck and also I have a tiny penis.

I got long hair with ringlets, super manly.

part the hair to make it look bigger and put some blusher down the sides of it to make it look longer.......hang on, that maybe noses

3ndahalfof6

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

No because I meant the hair on the top of my head near my neck and also I have a tiny penis.

I got long hair with ringlets, super manly.

side parting it is so, with a quiff.

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

If you're looking for your end away you won't give advice about how much of a bitch her friend is for doing whatever it is she did. You'll be telling her how amazing she looks and what what have you.










The Shelbourne Ultimatum will be released this Autumn.

Corvo

You don't realise it yet but this " I have a lady friend coming over "

If you are in the "friend zone" you are already fooked my dry penised friend

Prepare to quickly get rid of her, have a Channel 5 cheesy porno, kleenex and Norwegian hand cream at the ready. It's going to be another lonely night.

mfceiling

She's a friend OP.......and that's all she'll ever be....a friend


Give me a call....i'll head over and show you how you get a lady out of the friend zone

Bipolar Joe

Abi wrote: »

If you're looking for your end away you won't give advice about how much of a bitch her friend is for doing whatever it is she did. You'll be telling her how amazing she looks and what what have you.










The Shelbourne Ultimatum will be released this Autumn.

What?

Duggys Housemate

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

Best thing is not be yourself.

efb

Get her to weigh in on one of the many AH abortion debates...

BBDBB

the irony is, that she has spent all evening with her entire wardobe contents on the bed wondering what will make her look as sexy and smoulderng as possible without appearing to be easy. She's looking for the Angelina meets Dana crossover point

3ndahalfof6

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

What?

I think they are trying to say, when she arrives (comes leaves it open to the bold brigade) give her a big hug, I am open to correction.

efb

Diana - it will be a head wreck!

BBDBB

take her coat and try to see down her cleavage without appearing to be looking down her cleavage

3ndahalfof6

BBDBB wrote: »

take her coat and try to see down her cleavage without appearing to be looking down her cleavage

but then she wont be in her coat.

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

What?

Yeah, I'm going to have to read past the original post then.

BBDBB

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

but then she wont be in her coat.

gotta say the illusion is pretty much shattered if she's in a cardie

Reamer Fanny

Pics or gtfo

3ndahalfof6

BBDBB wrote: »

gotta say the illusion is pretty much shattered if she's in a cardie

but a cardie with suspenders, Joe once she gets there let us know what she is wearing.

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm gonna have a shower. Should I put a side parting in my hair?

You might have to part your cheeks by the sound of it.

BBDBB

cardie & suspenders, the outfit that says "Im up for it,.... but its chilly out"

gara

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

The iced cream is chocolate chip cookie variety and also chocolate fudge brownie.

The what?

Gongoozler

If ever there was weather for not wearing a cardie over your suspenders, tonight is the night. In fact I may just prance around my my stockings and suspenders just to make use of it.

3ndahalfof6

BBDBB wrote: »

cardie & suspenders, the outfit that says "Im up for it,.... but its chilly out"

I wonder is her name Samantha.

BBDBB

gara wrote: »

The what?

"chocolate fudge brownie" might be a euphemism

BBDBB

Gongoozler wrote: »

If ever there was weather for not wearing a cardie over your suspenders, tonight is the night. In fact I may just prance around my my stockings and suspenders just to make use of it.

now now Your Grace, you have a confirmation to do in the morning

Cee-Jay-Cee

Hide. Many's a problem has been remedied by hiding.

cantdecide

Bring her on Boards for the night. We'll tell her what a class bloke you are.

Gongoozler

BBDBB wrote: »

now now Your Grace, you have a confirmation to do in the morning

huh?

CJC999 wrote: »

Hide. Many's a problem has been remedied by hiding.

Besides Anne Frank, really?

cantdecide wrote: »

Bring her on Boards for the night. We'll tell her what a class bloke you are.

Capital idea!

3ndahalfof6

He will read this thread back tomorrow with a big smile on his face and empty bag,(one way or the other).

BBDBB

he's at the "trying to be cool & casual in my conversation" stage right now........and obsessing over that slip of the tongue as their glasses clinked for the toast... all the best not all the breast you muppet

crazy cabbage

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She is just a friend. How do I not fuck this up, AH?

Keep us updated all night long. Keep going out to the 'toilet' so you can tell us what she is doing and saying and we will advise you and make sure you dont 'fcuk this up.

I will be hear all night for ya buddy.

3ndahalfof6

then he says, I was on boards earlier asking for some advice on our meeting (date) (in my head), I will show you what they think, oooooooooo why did you touch me there.

Fr_Dougal

Neadine wrote: »

CHOCOLATE

No! No chocolate 'til you're out of the friendzone.

Fr_Dougal

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

No! No chocolate 'til you're out of the friendzone.

Unless it's melted chocolate......

Gongoozler

Deleted User wrote: »

Unless it's melted chocolate......

And strawberries...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gongoozler wrote: »

And strawberries...

And whipped cream...

We are talking about Belgian waffles, right?

Einhard

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

Cans
Iced cream

I can't help but feel I'm missing something.

There is. A big shiny dildo. Just nonchalantly leave it on the table between the cans and the ice cream. She'll dig it.

Or not. It's been 19 years since I've last had a lady, father.

BBDBB

ask her to be gentle with you

3ndahalfof6

it is a good sign he is not replying or he is down the pub.

pontia

boring,probably some bloke at home pulling the plank off himself

3ndahalfof6

pontia wrote: »

boring,probably some bloke at home pulling the plank off himself

nothing worse than a hurricane.

dr strangelove

What would Trent do?

Gongoozler

Give Joe a flying kick and then make love to his woman

MistyCheese

Well, has he got his hole yet or what?

livinginkorea

Any idea when he is coming back? Rude of him to just up and leave like that!

(Best of luck Joe!)