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I have a very nice lady friend visiting.

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  • #102
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I'd say they're watching The Late Late.


  • #103
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Anyone taking bets on the outcome of this?


  • #104
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Checking in, all is well, she dug the ribbon, it was funny, eating iced cream. I must go, now, my planet needs me. Until I pee again.


  • #105
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    AWH! it's like a real romcom :D


  • #106
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    AWH! it's like a real romcom :D

    And still a better love story than Twilight.......


  • #107
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I haven't even seen Twilight and I agree it's a better love story than it.


  • #108
    CatEyed92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭CatEyed92


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7H9xEesilU


    SORTED ;)


  • #109
    kub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,562 ✭✭✭kub


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Checking in, all is well, she dug the ribbon, it was funny, eating iced cream. I must go, now, my planet needs me. Until I pee again.

    While you are out in the 'jax', how do you know what she is doing, for all you know she might be on here via her iphone.


  • #110
    Tope
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭Tope


    At this moment she's probably sitting there thinking:
    “Should I tell him it's called 'ice cream', not 'iced cream'? Or would that be Grammar Nazi behaviour? But surely he can see that it says 'ice cream' on the tub, not 'iced cream'? It's not a big deal, I've just never heard anyone call it 'iced cream' before. I don't think I can be anything more than just friends with a man who calls ice cream 'iced cream'. Maybe I should tell him...”


  • #111
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Iced cream? And that is. exactly.....? For god sake man, ride her sideways, she didn't come all that way for oddball dessert.


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  • #112
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    whisper " rub my balls " but pretend you never said a thing ............... and see what reaction you get - ya never know


  • #113
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Get off the fcuking internet, for a start.


  • #114
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Joe you must have some bladder! It's been two hours ffs, make good with the goods man


  • #115
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    She will be here in a couple of hours, I have time to be prepared. So far, I have:

    Cans
    Iced cream

    I can't help but feel I'm missing something.
    pray she doesnt read boards?


  • #116
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Don't mention your hentai collection. Apparently girls don't like that. Apparently.


  • #117
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    I have a lady friend visiting, not just a friend, or a friend who happens to be a girl, there is an emphasis on the lady.

    OP wants to get into her knickers, good luck with that.


  • #118
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    lady 'friends' dont visit on a sat evening/night.

    I'd say that 'iced cream' is pure butter at this stage...


  • #119
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Well what happened? Are you playing hide the cocktail sausage or what? Hope you gave her more than just iced cream!


  • #120
    livinginkorea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,438 ✭✭✭livinginkorea


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Well what happened? Are you playing hide the cocktail sausage or what? Hope you gave her more than just iced cream!

    Bump! :)


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  • #121
    gara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭gara


    I can't believe I actually tried to engage in reasonable debate yesterday with someone who eats 'iced-cream'

    It all makes sense now


  • #122
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Leave the front door slightly ajar, scatter rose petals up the stairs to the bedroom then head out to the pub for a few pints, she'll be waiting for ya when you get back


  • #123
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    Hmmmm OP cut the body into small pieces and scatter them randomly, I usually don't bag them as if you scatter them in remote areas... Animals will tend to have eaten them before it can be identified as human flesh.

    Or alternatively feed them to pigs.

    Also use a 4x4 pick-up, possibly with a truck man rear with a washable bed-liner. Power wash that after! I used a Ranger with selectable 4WD last time.


    We at boards can provide an alibi for you.
    If you need more advice PM me.


    Ps: My advice is not serious, so I'm not responsible for any claims, dead body's etc....


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