Cruel things you did when you were a kid.

Motorist

mauzo wrote: »

Our house was awful.

My brothers were always farting in my face.

My sister was bullied in school and came home crying one day. I slapped her and told her not to be such a baby. She's 11 years older than me.

My parents told me you're not allowed on the aeroplane until you get on your back in the airport and wave your arms and legs around. I did this every year for about ten years.

I used to always snoop in my sisters room. Read her diary, texts etc. I know what my brother in laws penis looks like thanks to me being so nosey.

I bullied my friend pretty bad. She took a Poo in a bush when we were 8 and I'm always slagging her over it to this day.

At a sleepover she went behind the table to change, bent over to pick something up and mooned us in the process. CUe me pointing it out to everyone and laughing for about ten minutes.

She went up for a bath and I was downstairs, I could just hear her mum shout 'hey, take off your knickers before you get in!!!!' I love telling people that story.

What you're still bullying her?

mauzo

Motorist wrote: »

I bullied my friend pretty bad. She took a Poo in a bush when we were 8 and I'm always slagging her over it to this day.

What you're still bullying her?[/Quote]

God no, its called banter now....

BizzyC

Killed a few ducklings when I was about 4...
I hugged them too hard

sebastianlieken

we used to burn all the soiled straw bedding from the horses on a big heap out back once a week. I was about 10 at the time and I was in charge of setting it on fire and making sure it burned properly. My younger cousin was over at the time (whome I disliked) and was using my brand new super soaker playing fireman against my will because my mum had told me I had to share my toys. So he kept putting out parts of the fire that I was trying to keep going. When the waterbottle ran empty I offered to go fill it up again as he'd probably break it or something. So back I come a minute later and hand him the super soaker and stand back. he sprays a bit on a small nearby flame on the ground when all of a sudden a stream of fire races up the stream of the supersoaker and sets ablaze theground on which he was standing. "water" lol.

(he was fine by the way, and didn't want to play fireman anymore) :P

SmilingLurker

My wife when she was young used to hold her sister's nose while she slept to "see what would happen". Her parents wondered why she woke up so upset.

My wife was eventually forgiven...

j1d2c3

Stabbed my sisters goldfish with a fork.
It died

FionnK86

All those replies about wasps reminded me of when me and my mate would build lego houses and stick wasps in them and drown them....:(

Feels ratty now actually, but back then it was great craic:):)

cabincrewifly

For the laugh, my friend used throw the cat down the stairs!!