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Dumb Ass Neighbour

  • 10-09-2012 1:56am
    #1
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭


    2 am, my dumb ass downstairs neighbour comes home, parks his car under my bedroom window, and for some reason needs to repeatedly rev his car before getting out, WTF?
    Now, he is down there blasting something that vaguely resembles music at top volume.


Comments

  • #2
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    He just wants to make sure you are awake, don't worry about it.


  • #3
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Sounds like a dumb-ass to me.


  • #4
    karl_m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭karl_m


    He is just showing his gratification to the girl he has in his car that is giving him a memorable night. :D


  • #5
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    He's probably mashed on pills, OP.
    Go down and get wrecked with him. It's the only way.


  • #6
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    Neadine wrote: »
    2 am, my dumb ass downstairs neighbour comes home, parks his car under my bedroom window, and for some reason needs to repeatedly rev his car before getting out, WTF?
    Now, he is down there blasting something that vaguely resembles music at top volume.

    The dumb ass is interrupting your internet forum time.

    If you had been trying to sleep you'd be really pissed off


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  • #7
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Colmustard wrote: »
    He just wants to make sure you are awake, don't worry about it.

    Well, in that case I think it's only fair I return the favour at 5.30am.


  • #8
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 8,763 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    You should probably eat some fire, bítch's love fire!!


  • #9
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    karl_m wrote: »
    He is just showing his gratification to the girl he has in his car that is giving him a memorable night. :D

    I'm pretty sure he was alone, but if there is a poor female with him, my most sincere sympathy goes out to him, no one in this world could ever be that desperate.


  • #10
    BOF666
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭BOF666


    Stick a spud in his exhaust pipe...


  • #11
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Turn on the light, open your curtains, take off your trousers and stand in the window staring at him.

    Usually works for me regardless of the circumstances.


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  • #12
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Take a piss out the window


  • #13
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Record scratching nails on a blackboard, buy the biggest fcuk off stereo system there is along with a nice pair of ear muffs, wait till 5.30am, put on ear muffs, press play, don a smug grin


  • #14
    jeni
    Registered Users Posts: 394 ✭✭jeni


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    Turn on the light, open your curtains, take off your trousers and stand in the window staring at him.

    Usually works for me regardless of the circumstances.

    lol love it, this has to work


  • #15
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    mauzo wrote: »
    Take a piss out the window

    And this would achieve what now???


  • #16
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Neadine wrote: »
    mauzo wrote: »
    Take a piss out the window

    And this would achieve what now???

    An empty bladder?


  • #17
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Neadine wrote: »
    And this would achieve what now???

    Save you a trip to the jacks.


  • #18
    Motorist
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 892 ✭✭✭Motorist


    Maybe his car battery is low.


  • #19
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Maybe complain to him?


  • #20
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Neadine wrote: »
    2 am, my dumb ass downstairs neighbour comes home, parks his car under my bedroom window, and for some reason needs to repeatedly rev his car before getting out, WTF?
    Now, he is down there blasting something that vaguely resembles music at top volume.

    What type of car is it?
    If it's got a rotory engine (generally found in the Mazda RX- Series) then it's good practice to give the engine a rev before stopping it.
    Of course this is something that Irish people don't have the slightest of grasps at, sure servicing cars seems to be an option in peoples minds over here... Sometimes I hate this country.

    If it hasn't got a rotory, then he's just a dickhead.


  • #21
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Neadine wrote: »
    2 am, my dumb ass downstairs neighbour comes home, parks his car under my bedroom window, and for some reason needs to repeatedly rev his car before getting out, WTF?
    Now, he is down there blasting something that vaguely resembles music at top volume.

    What type of car is it?
    If it's got a rotory engine (generally found in the Mazda RX- Series) then it's good practice to give the engine a rev before stopping it.
    Of course this is something that Irish people don't have the slightest of grasps at, sure servicing cars seems to be an option in peoples minds over here... Sometimes I hate this country.

    If it hasn't got a rotory, then he's just a dickhead.

    He most certainly is just a dick head.


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  • #22
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Neadine wrote: »
    He most certainly is just a dick head.

    So he doesn't own a Mazda?


  • #23
    areyawell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    Take a dump on his bonnet


  • #24
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    CianRyan wrote: »
    So he doesn't own a Mazda?

    No, he doesn't


  • #25
    Liamario
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Have you tried killing him to death?


  • #26
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Liamario wrote: »
    Have you tried killing him to death?

    Tried... nooo. Considered... absofrigginglutely.


  • #27
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Liamario wrote: »
    Have you tried killing him to death?


    Should you not be asleep now?


  • #28
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    I'm only doing it because I wanted you to wake up and give out to me in them sexy tight pjs you're so fond of. Come out, have a drink!


  • #29
    Liamario
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Guill wrote: »
    Should you not be asleep now?

    Tell that to my son


  • #30
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    I'm only doing it because I wanted you to wake up and give out to me in them sexy tight pjs you're so fond of. Come out, have a drink!

    Funny :D:D
    But also kinda creepy! :confused:


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  • #31
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Neadine wrote: »
    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    I'm only doing it because I wanted you to wake up and give out to me in them sexy tight pjs you're so fond of. Come out, have a drink!

    Funny :D:D
    But also kinda creepy! :confused:

    Why not wearing them tonight?? Banging the horn was a metaphor BTW and nothing wrong with my Barry White music!


  • #32
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Liamario wrote: »
    Tell that to my son



    Tell him to log on.


  • #33
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Why not wearing them tonight?? Banging the horn was a metaphor BTW and nothing wrong with my Barry White music!

    Well, there was no horn, so.... phew!


  • #34
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Take a shit OP.


  • #35
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Neadine wrote: »
    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Why not wearing them tonight?? Banging the horn was a metaphor BTW and nothing wrong with my Barry White music!

    Well, there was no horn, so.... phew!

    Ermm you just didn't hear it!


  • #36
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    Ermm you just didn't hear it!

    Silent but deadly... eh???


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  • #37
    allibastor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    Neadine wrote: »
    Silent but deadly... eh???

    just go down and remove a few of the smaller joints o the underside of the engine so it won't start again, there are a few wires you can clip open that will make sure he won't be driving.


  • #38
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,508 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Beep Beep OP


  • #39
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,592 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    How did the engine sound? Were there any rattles? Perhaps you should advise him to go to the mechanics. Tell him when you heard his engine revving at 3am, you noticed a slight rattle, which could suggest a lose heat shield or maybe worse. Perhaps you should also advise him to check his battery fluid level, as if he is having a power issue, hence the revving, a simply battery top up my suffice. I would even go as far as to say that any ailments in his car maybe down to a loss of pressure in one of his coils, and this could have a detremental affect on his car.

    I would let him know your concerns.


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