What Stuff Will You Never Be Able To Afford

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Colmustard wrote: »

But jaysus you could have picked a better film

I'm guessing he means 'Eyes Wide Shut'-style orgies.

mickgotsick

mishkalucy wrote: »

This............






http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1222492

Eh, there's no seats. I pay a fraction of that and I have like two seats.

Smidge

mickgotsick wrote: »

Eh, there's no seats. I pay a fraction of that and I have like two seats.

Are they "crying chairs" by any chance??:D

Wacker The Attacker

Deleted User wrote: »

for me its apple the iphone is lovely 600-800 though

i read online it costs apple about 200 euro to make one , that alot of profit

A wife

a family

a car

a university education

a home

a cocaine addiction and a gambling habit

and

enough hookers for a gang bang

Cee-Jay-Cee

Skyline R34 Z-Tune. I don't think there are even any for sale anywhere in the world so the chances of ever owning one are probably non existent.

mickgotsick

mishkalucy wrote: »

Are they "crying chairs" by any chance??:D

No. I have one for me and one for my friend "Jim". Jim tends to cry a lot though, probably because his chair faces the microwave.

Smidge

Stinicker wrote: »

Awaits for FÁS or HSE to rent it for 99 years on an upward only rent review agreement, then only to lock the doors and leave it empty or have a Fianna Fail cronie move his family in there.

Is this possible?




*googles websites for a course in politics and searches to see if any of the local FF politicians look like they could possibly be near deaths door so I can siddle up to them for baggsies on their seat in the party.

The Snipe

Condoms. God damn 30 kids costing me too much money!

Neadine

mishkalucy wrote: »

This............






http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1222492

I love this, and can so see myself there, lady of the manor type. Want to go halves???

Tinie

Fifa 13.

NegativeCreep

The Snipe wrote: »

Condoms. God damn 30 kids costing me too much money!

Become a college student. Free johnnies everywhere

Neadine

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Oh god thats gorgeous. I'll go halvsies if it helps? :pac:

Feck ya, you go there before me.
3 way split???

TheMilkyPirate

CJC999 wrote: »

Skyline R34 Z-Tune. I don't think there are even any for sale anywhere in the world so the chances of ever owning one are probably non existent.

There's only 19 or so in the world so i'd give up on that one.

Although if you won the euromillions you could probably comminsion Nismo to build you one

BehindTheScenes

A soul......I've been a bad, bad man.

Smidge

Neadine wrote: »

I love this, and can so see myself there, lady of the manor type. Want to go halves???

Neadine wrote: »

Feck ya, you go there before me.
3 way split???

I'm afraid I'll have to consult with the other members of my syndicate(IZred and eth0).
You will have to bring something to the table like IZred and eth0.
What contribution can you make to this dream?

:pac:

Neadine

mishkalucy wrote: »

I'm afraid I'll have to consult with the other members of my syndicate(IZred and eth0).
You will have to bring something to the table like IZred and eth0.
What contribution can you make to this dream?

:pac:

Well, I currently own 2 cocktail shakers and a selection of cocktail glasses.... how's that for starters???
Ooooh and I have chairs!

Smidge

Neadine wrote: »

Well, I currently own 2 cocktail shakers and a selection of cocktail glasses.... how's that for starters???
Ooooh and I have chairs!

There are other considerations to the dream home.

I shall have peacocks roaming in the garden(the are excellent guard "dogs")

I will also be having an attendant by the name of "Steevens" who will look after my daily needs.

Will you be bringing "staff"?

Neadine

mishkalucy wrote: »

There are other considerations to the dream home.

I shall have peacocks roaming in the garden(the are excellent guard "dogs")

I will also be having an attendant by the name of "Steevens" who will look after my daily needs.

Will you be bringing "staff"?

Ohhh but of course, I have an Italian gardener and a Swiss pool boy, and a number of stable hands.
And of course there is my ladies in waiting.

Smidge

Neadine wrote: »

Ohhh but of course, I have an Italian gardener and a Swiss pool boy, and a number of stable hands.
And of course there is my ladies in waiting.

Excellent.

Have you seen the gardens in the ad?
A gardener will be just the ticket.

No pool or stables though.

And ladies in waiting?

Would you settle for one?
Too many might be off putting.

Neadine

mishkalucy wrote: »

Excellent.

Have you seen the gardens in the ad?
A gardener will be just the ticket.

No pool or stables though.

And ladies in waiting?

Would you settle for one?
Too many might be off putting.

Hmnmm, off putting for who???

minidazzler

girl2 wrote: »

Im surprised they costs as much as €200 to make to be honest. I would have thought they were much less than that. I have the iPhone 4s and to be truthful its completely overrated, and thats the truth. I am sure there are phones out there that are much much better for less money.

It's marketing genius.

Also, you just aren't using the phone to its full potential, as is the case with most users.

Kraftwerk91

Life, man.

Smidge

Neadine wrote: »

Hmnmm, off putting for who???

For my position as supreme in this house.

If you have lots of ladies in waiting and I only have "Steevens" your position will out rank mine.

Smidge

I have never wanted to win the Euromillions more, I could have my dream house and a Maserati:D

Chucken

Kraftwerk91 wrote: »

Life, man.

Life, I cant help you with.

Man?
IZRed get in here will you please? May I introduce you to a person with a very discerning taste in music!

1ZRed

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Become a college student. Free johnnies everywhere

They're some expensive rubbers if you have to go to college to get them! What about folks like me?
Up or down, thank **** I'm gay otherwise there would be a heap of kids around! :pac:


Or so I'd like to think anyway :-(

1ZRed

Chucken wrote: »

Life, I cant help you with.

Man?
IZRed get in here will you please? May I introduce you to a person with a very discerning taste in music!

What's going on here then?

Chucken

1ZRed wrote: »

What's going on here then?

..Kraftwerk lookin for life and a man is all I know really

1ZRed

Chucken wrote: »

..Kraftwerk lookin for life and a man is all I know really

Ok. After about 10 minutes of "wtf is this guy on about?" I copped it.

But ah, I'm grand atm man wise thanks

NegativeCreep

1ZRed wrote: »

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Become a college student. Free johnnies everywhere

They're some expensive rubbers if you have to go to college to get them! What about folks like me?
Up or down, thank **** I'm gay otherwise there would be a heap of kids around! :pac:


[COLOR="White"]Or so I'd like to think anyway :-([/COLOR]

Have you not seen the price of them? It's crazy. College is definitely cheaper (if you get the grant)

1ZRed

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Have you not seen the price of them? It's crazy. College is definitely cheaper (if you get the grant)

Sure you'd be fucked or should I say, not fucked, even with a grant once you bring lube into the story

I'll need to rope you in as my drug condom mule ftm

NegativeCreep

1ZRed wrote: »

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Have you not seen the price of them? It's crazy. College is definitely cheaper (if you get the grant)

Sure you'd be [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]cked or should I say, not [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]cked, even with a grant once you bring lube into the story

I'll need to rope you in as my drug condom mule ftm

Lube? Jaysis im on a budget, spit will do :pac:

1ZRed

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Lube? Jaysis im on a budget, spit will do :pac:

Haha you'd think Sure it's an unnecessary luxury really! What good does it do me, I'm not going to be taking anything!

Let it be their problem :pac:

NegativeCreep

1ZRed wrote: »

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Lube? Jaysis im on a budget, spit will do :pac:

Haha you'd think Sure it's an unnecessary luxury really! What good does it do me, I'm not going to be taking anything!

Let it be their problem :pac:

My sentiments exactly :pac:

sebastianlieken

http://www.jameslist.com/ is where I do my online shopping when I get bored and feel like spending some money.

Cee-Jay-Cee

baraca wrote: »

CJC999 wrote: »

Skyline R34 Z-Tune. I don't think there are even any for sale anywhere in the world so the chances of ever owning one are probably non existent.

There's only 19 or so in the world so i'd give up on that one.

Although if you won the euromillions you could probably comminsion Nismo to build you one

That's the plan!

Potential-Monke

The majority of stuff on thisiswhyimbroke.com

Knight who says Meh

The House Hold Charge:)

summerskin

CJC999 wrote: »

baraca wrote: »

CJC999 wrote: »

Skyline R34 Z-Tune. I don't think there are even any for sale anywhere in the world so the chances of ever owning one are probably non existent.

There's only 19 or so in the world so i'd give up on that one.

Although if you won the euromillions you could probably comminsion Nismo to build you one

That's the plan!

Just looks like a shiit boxy Nissan with a crap body kit. At least go for something stylish.

Princess_N

Potential-Monke wrote: »

The majority of stuff on thisiswhyimbroke.com

Oh dear god! I want practically everything on this site. Thanks for sharing!

Should be called thissitewillmakeyoubroke.com !

purplepanda

Always wanted an Aircraft Carrier

One went for scrap for £3Million a few days ago, the old Ark Royal & I couldn't even afford that! :mad:

Pottler

purplepanda wrote: »

Always wanted an Aircraft Carrier

One went for scrap for £3Million a few days ago, the old Ark Royal & I couldn't even afford that! :mad:

I think it made too much tbh, 1.5 mil would have been enough. That's a fair bit of scrap to cut up, a lot of spares to extract and sell and a huge amount of toxic shyte to dispose of. Then again, it'll probably just be beached somwhere on the Indian coast and cut up with torches and the crap burnt/dumped. Scrap ftw. I wish I could afford an Oil drilling rig or an ocean-going heavy lift crane. Daily hire rates for them are huge and you could just sit back and relax, bobs sorted, pretty much.