Couples who hold hands & are intimate in public

Rabidlamb · 13-09-2012 3:47pm #1

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

talla10 · 13-09-2012 3:49pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

Obvious Troll

FatherLen · 13-09-2012 3:50pm

are you angry at people holding hands in public?

really?

issues much?

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-09-2012 3:50pm

Exactly,leave that type of carry on to the Italians

castletownman · 13-09-2012 3:50pm

Holding hands with, and kissing, a girl in public is so ghey.

minidazzler · 13-09-2012 3:50pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

Or maybe your wife is stepping out on you so she doesn't like holding your hand?

Lumbo · 13-09-2012 3:51pm

You hold hands during sexytime?

Weirdo

Sykk · 13-09-2012 3:51pm

When walking down the road holding my girls hand I could give equally less a **** of your opinion as you do of my business.

BigFatGiant · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

Thinly veiled "I have a wife and you don't" thread.

mauzo · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

I think holding hands is lovely

Arse groping is a bit OTT

FANTAPANTS · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

my auld pair are hitting their 60`s and still hold hands when out walking dont see anything wrong with it but i wouldnt be in to it

Colmustard · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

talla10 wrote: »

Obvious Troll

How.

I personally don't like seeing 2 people gobbing on the bus or when i am shopping, I don't like seeing it in public. I agree with the OP.

I think you are trolling.

AnonoBoy · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

Your threads get weaker all the time.

At least work in immigrants somehow.

fundlebundle · 13-09-2012 3:52pm

I hold my own hand in public, makes the couples uncomfortable.

maxextz · 13-09-2012 3:53pm

ohh someones not getting any.:rolleyes:

AnonoBoy · 13-09-2012 3:53pm

Colmustard wrote: »

How.

I personally don't like seeing 2 people gobbing on the bus or when i am shopping, I don't like seeing it in public. I agree with the OP.

I think you are trolling.

But the inclusion of holding hands...?

Nah - he doesn't believe half of the sh*te he starts threads on so he doesn't.

Biggins · 13-09-2012 3:53pm

Married now 7/8 years and we still hold hands.
We love each other.
Stuff the moaners. Make love, not war!

GLaDOS · 13-09-2012 3:54pm

Me and my girlfriend hold hands all the time.

Haters gonna hate.

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2012 3:54pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

You sound as boring as **** mate.

conorhal · 13-09-2012 3:55pm

Holding hands in public, cute.
A peck on the lips, sweet.

Mawling the hole off her, and dry humping up against my back on a crowded luas.... Jesus, get a room!

Oh and PS. What's with that wierd habit some guys have of gripping the girlfriend by the back of the neck as they stroll down the street, as if he's dragging a dog by the scruff, it seems very possesive/agressive.

talla10 · 13-09-2012 3:56pm

Colmustard wrote: »

How.

I personally don't like seeing 2 people gobbing on the bus or when i am shopping, I don't like seeing it in public. I agree with the OP.

I think you are trolling.

Read the part i highlighted in OP's rant post. It was a joke....sigh

Rented Mule · 13-09-2012 3:56pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Your threads get weaker all the time.

At least work in immigrants somehow.

Dey tuk ur hands !!

Mr Benevolent · 13-09-2012 3:57pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

I still hold hands with my girlfriend in public after six years. You sound a bit sad. Are you ok?

NegativeCreep · 13-09-2012 3:58pm

Not into that hand-holding craic either. I need me space thanks very much!

Rabidlamb · 13-09-2012 4:01pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Your threads get weaker all the time.

At least work in immigrants somehow.

Thinly veiled "I've been following you for sometime & I'm a fan" post.

ShadowHearth · 13-09-2012 4:01pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

Sad...

I am together with misses 8 years now. The first proper date we had she grabbed my hand and we ran to drag strip to watch cars race.
Since then all 8 years we hold hands if we go somewhere. I really love her and I can't see how that can be a bad thing.

I am foreigner though, 7 years ago if we would see a couple hold hands it would be 99% foreign couple, very rare sight in the first place. Now it looks like a lot more people do that. Why not? And why should anyone even be bothered by that? Even better: mind your own business?

Tombi! · 13-09-2012 4:04pm

Being a fine single young man who's desperate... what the fecking Hell is your problem with a couple holding hands?
I can understand shoving tongues down one another's throats. But it's just a peck on the lips or holding hands.

If you had your way you'd probably have division of the sexes in public completely.

KTRIC · 13-09-2012 4:04pm

Muslim much ?

say_who_now? · 13-09-2012 4:04pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing

So you weren't madly in love when you got married?

Sucks to be you! "happily married" my àrse when you notice stupid things like that which put you out! :rolleyes:

It's a bit cringe, nothing more, not going to put me out a whole lot, but this "we all know" bit- speak for yourself there!

Rabidlamb · 13-09-2012 4:04pm

Confab wrote: »

I still hold hands with my girlfriend in public after six years. You sound a bit sad. Are you ok?

Maybe she wants something

Colmustard · 13-09-2012 4:07pm

KTRIC wrote: »

Muslim much ?

Now you have it,

I to prefer the woman to walk 2 paces behind me carrying my stuff.

Rabidlamb · 13-09-2012 4:08pm

ShadowHearth wrote: »

Sad...

I am together with misses 8 years now. The first proper date we had she grabbed my hand and we ran to drag strip to watch cars race.
Since then all 8 years we hold hands if we go somewhere. I really love her and I can't see how that can be a bad thing.

That's all very sweet but you can always show your love behind closed doors.

Tombi! · 13-09-2012 4:08pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

That's all very sweet but you can always show your love behind closed doors.

Mate, you're coming off as though you're moreso ashamed with couples expressing any sort of affection in public.

Rabidlamb · 13-09-2012 4:10pm

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Mate, you're coming off as though you're moreso ashamed with couples expressing any sort of affection in public.

Now you have it & you'll find I'm in the silent majority here.

Pumpkinseeds · 13-09-2012 4:11pm

My husband and I have been together for 15 years, we always hold hands in public. Not sure what your point is. Are you embarrassed to be seen with your wife or are you emotionally damaged in some way?

Rigol · 13-09-2012 4:11pm

couples in the swimming pool doing all the smiley flirty games and hugs...get a fcking room. its not that im jealous...im glad that at least someone out there is still getting it....its that everyone is collectively 'not looking' at you and cringing. although i may have accepted that theres a content of pi ss and shi t microbes among the water which i share with other gym users i still dont want to surface from under the water and find myself in a small oily section of your seminal and vaginal excretions.
its not lovers lagoon on a full moon night its a mid range dublin gym ... and your missus is a fcking hound.

(MY waterpark)

Caveman1 · 13-09-2012 4:11pm

Me and my girlfriend always hold hands even after all these years, probably cause if I let go she kill me :pac:

kfallon · 13-09-2012 4:13pm

Holding hands walking down the road is fine (or linking arms I suppose) Was never keen on couples sitting in pubs/restaurants/public areas kissing tho, save it for the privacy of your own home/sex den!

Tombi! · 13-09-2012 4:13pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Now you have it & you'll find I'm in the silent majority here.

I don't think you would be.
Or maybe you're thinking any sort of affection in public is wrong.

Id say the majority would agree that gnawing the mouth off each other is wrong. But holding hands, hugging or even a little playful kiss or a bit of flirting is fine.

ShadowHearth · 13-09-2012 4:16pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

That's all very sweet but you can always show your love behind closed doors.

Should I turn off lights when I make "sweet love" to her too?

kfallon · 13-09-2012 4:17pm

ShadowHearth wrote: »

Should I turn off lights when I make "sweet love" to her too?

While it might help I'd rather recommend to you a finger in the bum :pac:

nbar12 · 13-09-2012 4:18pm

I like to do this on the bus to work because I love myself

GastroBoy · 13-09-2012 4:24pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

You sound terribly like the protestant from "The Meaning Of Life"....

ye know, this guy...;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgHHhw_6g8

AnonoBoy · 13-09-2012 4:25pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I've been following you for sometime & I'm a fan" post.

Non-veiled your threads are weak post more like.

davet82 · 13-09-2012 4:30pm

the holding of hands makes me uncomfortable...

idk why

Mardy Bum · 13-09-2012 4:32pm

OP sounds like he belongs in a John McGahern novel.

Biggins · 13-09-2012 4:33pm

davet82 wrote: »

the holding of hands makes me uncomfortable...

idk why

Naa... the reply to that is just too easy!

hatrickpatrick · 13-09-2012 4:34pm

Obvious jealousy is so ridiculously obvious

maxextz · 13-09-2012 4:36pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I find the this activity pathetic, I'm a happily married man but I'd be having the missus checked out if she started getting all lovey lovey in public.
That sort of stuff is only allowed during private sexytime or maybe on a foreign holiday.

We all know that these madly in love couples don't last 3 months anyway.
Once that initial flame dies away they realise they've got nothing
Nothing

sad!!ronaldo is that you?

Shivers26 · 13-09-2012 4:37pm

My husband holds my hand all the time in public and I like it. Anything more affectionate than that is for when we are alone (besides maybe a quick kiss goodbye or something).

Just for all the 'I hate PDA's' people - I am on a train right now and the 2 girls sitting opposite me have been snogging the face off each other last hour and a half..... how do you feel about that?

I wonder how long it will take before someone says pics or GTFO :rolleyes:

davet82 · 13-09-2012 4:37pm

Biggins wrote: »

Naa... the reply to that is just too easy!

the only way i can explain it, its sort of like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJf8iqBSEmE

:rolleyes:

Couples who hold hands & are intimate in public

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