When is a jeans dirty ?

sea_monkey

i think im on week 5 now

Teyla Emmagan

Scioch wrote: »

I mean unless your going around in a chemical spill suit your gonna be in contact with all sorts. I know I am the only thing thats been in my pants (unfortunately) and that I'm clean as a whistle getting into them and change jocks every day. How dirty can they be if they dont smell and have no stains ? None is the answer, none dirty.

Wimmins have an innate ability to sense week old jeans. If you washed them more often you mightn't be the only one who wants to get into them. Just cause you don't smell anything doesn't mean they don't smell.









Now, surely that argument will work, they say sex sells everything.

Scioch

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Wimmins have an innate ability to sense week old jeans. If you washed them more often you mightn't be the only one who wants to get into them. Just cause you don't smell anything doesn't mean they don't smell.









Now, surely that argument will work, they say sex sells everything.

I thought wimmens was spose to accept me for who I am ?

And surely if they had that much of an issue they would be more inclined to try get me out of the pants ?

Teyla Emmagan

Scioch wrote: »

I thought wimmens was spose to accept me for who I am ?

And surely if they had that much of an issue they would be more inclined to try get me out of the pants ?

Inclined to give you a wide berth more like.

We'll accept you for who you are alright, as long as there isn't a ferocious bang off you.

It's worth a shot, surely?

MJ23

Scioch wrote: »

But jeans ? At the moment I live by the age old adage "If the arse dont smell of shít, aint no point in washing it". Is this the societal norm ?

Do you have much luck with the ladies ?

AnonoBoy

You're supposed to wash jeans? :eek:


Hah! See, I'm implying that I didn't know you are supposed to wash your clothes and have only discovered the idea through this thread. This is funny because it implies I'm a filth-monger with no standards of hygiene whereas in reality I wash my jeans once a year whether they need it or not.

Scioch

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Inclined to give you a wide berth more like.

We'll accept you for who you are alright, as long as there isn't a ferocious bang off you.

It's worth a shot, surely?

Well there isnt a ferocious bang off me, at least I'm pretty sure there isnt. You have me paranoid about it now though.

But not paranoid enough to do something about it. To be honest if a woman is put off by the smell of my jeans then it would never last anyway. If I did somehow manage to get her to bed she'd claw her own face off at the sight of the bed sheets.

Perhaps a little pong is a good thing so when I eventually find a woman I'll know she must like me if the smell of shít dont put her off. :pac:

humbert

You can't listen to the wimmins on this subject. They have been brainwashed into believing that if your hair is fully dry it's been too long since your last shower and if you don't wash every item of clothing three times a week you must smell like Baldrick.

Teyla Emmagan

Scioch wrote: »

Well there isnt a ferocious bang off me, at least I'm pretty sure there isnt. You have me paranoid about it now though.

But not paranoid enough to do something about it. To be honest if a woman is put off by the smell of my jeans then it would never last anyway. If I did somehow manage to get her to bed she'd claw her own face off at the sight of the bed sheets.

Perhaps a little pong is a good thing so when I eventually find a woman I'll know she must like me if the smell of shít dont put her off. :pac:

You're beyond hope, I give up.

Enjoy celibacy!!

Scioch

MJ23 wrote: »

Do you have much luck with the ladies ?

I've had my moments :cool: .......... no.... not much luck at all.

But then again if I'm going out with a lady I'll have on ma fresh pair so its all good then. And as I said the pants never actually smell, if they do I dont wear em. So there is never a smell of shít off me. Well almost never, there have been times where needs must and all that.

But generally I dont smell of shít but still not popular with the ladies for some reason.

Scioch

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

You're beyond hope, I give up.

Enjoy celibacy!!

Thanks. So..... ya upto anything later ? :cool:

1ZRed

Scioch wrote: »

Course I would if they didnt smell or wernt dirty.

Whenever I take a shower I just can't go back into my old clothes. It just kind of defeats the purpose and you don't feel fresh. Fair enough if all you do is throw on your worn jeans for another day, I suppose that's grand.

But after that, you should really be putting them in for the wash regardless of wether or not they smell.

Scioch

1ZRed wrote: »

Whenever I take a shower I just can't go back into my old clothes. It just kind of defeats the purpose and you don't feel fresh. Fair enough if all you do is throw on your worn jeans for another day, I suppose that's grand.

But after that, you should really be putting them in for the wash regardless of wether or not they smell.

Well I dont only wash them when they smell. If I'm putting on a wash I'll throw in whatever regardless of smell. But if I have enough jocks and socks and shirts to do me the week then I wont do a wash and I'll get extra use out of the jeans.

Teyla Emmagan

Scioch wrote: »

Thanks. So..... ya upto anything later ? :cool:

Yes.

Irish Guitarist

I wash my clothes, including jeans, after one wear. I hate the thought of wearing clothes with stale sweat in them.

What I spend on washing powder I save by not buying deodorant. Deodorant only masks the smell of sweat so I prefer to have a shower and put on clean clothes every day.

jessiejam

I just don't get why there would be a smell of sh1t off your jeans at all no matter how long you wear them!!!

Do you not use toilet roll or is there lack of muscle control or something:eek:

There are people you can see if the latter is the case:P

jessiejam

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I wash my clothes, including jeans, after one wear. I hate the thought of wearing clothes with stale sweat in them.

What I spend on washing powder I save by not buying deodorant. Deodorant only masks the smell of sweat so I prefer to have a shower and put on clean clothes every day.

You still need deodorant/Anti-perspirant. The smell of fresh sweat is a big no no. Spray please.

I bet you have long hair:P

Scioch

jessiejam wrote: »

I just don't get why there would be a smell of sh1t off your jeans at all no matter how long you wear them!!!

Do you not use toilet roll or is there lack of muscle control or something:eek:

There are people you can see if the latter is the case:P

Farts over time make your pants smell of ****, this is a known fact.

dmc17

Q. When is a jeans not a jeans?

A.

When it's a pair of f**king jeans!

My boxers form a protective layer between my arse and my jeans. And because im not five years old, I don't spill stuff or get stains on my jeans.

Ye lot must have nasty, scabby, pus-oozing legs to need to wash your jeans after one or two wears.

dmc17

Deleted User wrote: »

My boxers form a protective layer between my arse and my jeans. And because im not five years old, I don't spill stuff or get stains on my jeans.

Ye lot must have nasty, scabby, pus-oozing legs to need to wash your jeans after one or two wears.

Is this where you get them?