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Man accused of raping duck....

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  • #52
    Liamario
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Was it a legitimate rape?


  • #53
    prettyinpink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭prettyinpink


    that's some Fowl play!


  • #54
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Duck with orange...
    Duck with cherry...
    ......Duck surprise? What's duck surprise?
    Eh that's duck, without orange or cherry.


  • #55
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    roasted whole in oyster sauce


  • #56
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    hopefully someone will shoot this sh1tbag in the head and do the world a favour


  • #57
    LuciusPax
    Registered Users Posts: 29 ✭LuciusPax


    Wasn't there a guy not too long ago who was found in the ruins of a collapsed building with his dick in a goose or something?I'm pretty sure it was on the front page of the Irish Times.


  • #58
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    tons of freaks up to sexual misadventure they just rarely get found out.

    a pal once found a phone n the pictures contained genetalia gettin the cowslick


  • #59
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A duck walks into a bar. Barman says "Can I help you?"

    Duck says, "Got any bwead?"

    Barman says, "No, we don't do food, can I get you something to drink?"

    Duck says, "Bwead?"

    Barman says, "Look, I told you, we don't do food, so we ain't got no bread. So what can I get you?"

    Duck says, "Some bwead pwease".

    Barman - now very agitated - says, "If you ask me for bread once more, I'll nail your fucking beak to the counter. Now what do you want?"

    Duck says, "Got a hammer?"

    Barman says, "No, I don't have hammer, for fuck sake, now WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

    Duck says, "Bwead".


  • #60
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys


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  • #61
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Spread wrote: »
    Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys

    It's obvious why it got the surgery. They want it to have a good bill of health so it can testify.


  • #62
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thanks everyone for making me feel like an awful person.


  • #63
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    Peaking Duck


  • #64
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    LuciusPax wrote: »
    Wasn't there a guy not too long ago who was found in the ruins of a collapsed building with his dick in a goose or something?I'm pretty sure it was on the front page of the Irish Times.

    he was making goose liver pate in a rustic setting, like any good tv chef


  • #65
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    mitosis wrote: »
    The duck underwent several operations and is recovering.


    They operated several times on a duck?


    Don't they have oranges in Turkey?

    My thinking exactly. No way in Turkey are they operating on a duck. Turkeys don't even like ducks.


  • #66
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    If the duck got pregnant, would it give birth to Mandrake?


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  • #67
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    LuciusPax wrote: »
    Wasn't there a guy not too long ago who was found in the ruins of a collapsed building with his dick in a goose or something?I'm pretty sure it was on the front page of the Irish Times.

    Maverick got a gagging order.


  • #68
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    No! No! No! I said pluck the ****ing duck.


  • #69
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Sick....as are most of the replies here tbh.


  • #70
    p to the e
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭p to the e


    He was caught whilst salivating over the duck's breast.


  • #71
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,989 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    The family killed the duck after the operations??? Cause it brought shame on the family

    Silly really especially if they paid for those operations


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  • #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This is where Sen Todd Akkin got confused.
    Ducks Vaginas can force away unwanted sperm from Rape happy male ducks.
    Maybe this was an experiment.


  • #73
    Caveman1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    A duck walks into a bar. Barman says "Can I help you?"

    Duck says, "Got any bwead?"

    Barman says, "No, we don't do food, can I get you something to drink?"

    Duck says, "Bwead?"

    Barman says, "Look, I told you, we don't do food, so we ain't got no bread. So what can I get you?"

    Duck says, "Some bwead pwease".

    Barman - now very agitated - says, "If you ask me for bread once more, I'll nail your fucking beak to the counter. Now what do you want?"

    Duck says, "Got a hammer?"

    Barman says, "No, I don't have hammer, for fuck sake, now WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

    Duck says, "Bwead".



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