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What World Record Could You Break...

  • 17-09-2012 10:00pm
    #1
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭


    So yeah what record out there do you think you could break? Or maybe a completely new one...a legit one now may I add...

    I've always wanted to break a world record in something... I'd actually fancy myself at beating the 33 seconds for drinking a bottle of tomato ketchup... yeah I picked that one of all of them out there! Don't ask...

    How about you?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I could break the wan for aytin choclit


  • #3
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Least f.ucks given id say


  • #4
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I'm very fast eating cheesecake :D


  • #5
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Most septic arse after a feed of drink.


  • #6
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Length of time spent procrastinating.


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  • #7
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Length if time spent procrastinating.

    I thought of that ages ago... I'm only writing it down now.


  • #8
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Most ejaculatory male orgasms in an hour is 16. Reckon I'd be able to beat it and if not, I'd have fun trying :D


  • #9
    Fritzl Funderland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Fritzl Funderland


    the longest shag


  • #10
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    benwavner wrote: »
    Least f.ucks given id say

    I'd challenge you to a duel but what's the use


  • #11
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    I was thinking of setting a record for most flavours in a single milkshake, but its really just too awkward to do.


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  • #12
    risteard7
    Registered Users Posts: 879 ✭✭✭risteard7


    longest unemployed


  • #13
    usernamegoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭usernamegoes


    Most amount of people juggling in the same place.


  • #14
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Worst attempt of a world record.


  • #15
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Most politicians and bankers executed in a minute.


  • #16
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Worst attempt of a world record.

    Yeah but this thread would win it which means its probably the best attempt at one. that is what we call a paradox.

    I'm going back to my ladybird book now.


  • #17
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    World's Oldest Virgin...:(

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg


  • #18
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    World's Oldest Virgin...:(

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

    Yeah definitely looks like a virgon. Is that something in Star Trek?

    Damm you and your quick and accurate editing.


  • #19
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    World's Oldest Virgin...:(

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

    Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!


  • #20
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    In all seriousness, since its AH, I think the largest flashmob of people carring tins of condensed Milk.


  • #21
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

    How old was Peig, although thinking about it, she had loads of kids. A right goer..


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  • #22
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,171 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #23
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Fritzl Funderland wrote: »
    the longest shag

    You clearly aren't familiar with Colin the Carpet King (Texas).


  • #24
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    mr kr0nik wrote: »
    How old was Peig, although thinking about it, she had loads of kids. A right goer..

    It's all good... I heard from a seanchai that they were test tube babies..


  • #25
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

    Two records in one.... GENIUS


  • #26
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    pissing the bed consecutive nights


  • #27
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Talking, or should that be bullshítting?

    You'll have to pry that record from my cold dead hands...


  • #28
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

    Always got to ruin a mans dream:D


  • #29
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Why did Guinness get to be the de facto governing body of world records anyway? I don't recognise their authority in this regard, therefore, I have just broken the world record for typing speed in this post. A staggering 12 wpm. Beat that, "world".


  • #30
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    Always got to ruin a mans dream:D

    Keep your head held high....hehehehehehe


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  • #31
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    keith16 wrote: »
    Why did Guinness get to be the de facto governing body of world records anyway? I don't recognise their authority in this regard, therefore, I have just broken the world record for typing speed in this post. A staggering 12 wpm. Beat that, "world".

    Sorry the bolded item is clearly an acronym and is cheating under the Guinness Book of Record rules.

    This record cannot stand.

    Arthur


  • #32
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Crisp eating.


  • #33
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    TheComeUp wrote: »
    Even if you wanted to I don't think it's possible for an irish person based on the fact the current one is over 100 years old...ah well shag away!

    You know there's that one old guy who's reached 112 going for the record, and for his birthday, gets drunk, pops a load of viagra, and finds out whats hes been missing for the last 100 or so years, and dies the next day, and isnt it ironic...dont you think...its like rain:D


  • #34
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    You know there's that one old guy who's reached 112 going for the record, and for his birthday, gets drunk, pops a load of viagra, and finds out whats hes been missing for the last 100 or so years, and dies the next day, and isnt it ironic...dont you think...its like rain:D

    Nah thats just bad luck. Irony is rain on your wedding day when you are a meteorologist.


  • #35
    FionnK86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin...didn't understand the gravity of his actions:D


  • #36
    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    FionnK86 wrote: »
    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin...didn't understand the gravity of his actions:D

    Einstein tried it on with the relatives but didn't get anywhere

    (bad I know)


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  • #37
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    There was a time when any plumber, plasterer or spark would break the record for eating breakfast rolls (all while pricing a job and picking up the boys).


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