What things put the fear of God into you?

AskMyChocolate

For me, it has to be a woman (wimminz) looking at her watch. You don't even know what she's going to say,but, you know it isn't going to be complimentary.

areyawell

When I was younger the Wooden Spoon. Put the fear of God in any child

bmcc10

The rat that's running around my house and stopping me fro going to bed:mad:

ForeverYoung90

bmcc10 wrote: »

The rat that's running around my house and stopping me fro going to bed:mad:

Demba Ba!

areyawell

A night on the Beer and cant remember a thing past a certain time the following day after waking up. Could have raped someone or taking a **** in the middle of a night club - Its possible but cant remember

Feelgood

Flying used to scare the living bejaysus out of me until I discovered valiums.

TeddyTedson

areyawell wrote: »

When I was younger the Wooden Spoon. Put the fear of God in any child

Jesus yea. I didn't really grow up with family but there were lots of other kids around and I remember having to put your hand out for the smack across the knuckles and if you pulled away you got another one.
I was a little bollocks (perhaps still am...) too and sometimes drove them to use the belt, now that was scary! I used to run but you can't get away :mad:

(This would only be from time to time now, reading over that there it's sounding like a victim! It was mostly well deserved) Shure it did us no harm

mikemac1

Staff night out on Friday night

Wake up Saturday morning in bed on my own, that's fine

But can't remember coming home so spend all Saturday worrying over the night

Convincing myself I did something stupid

By Saturday evening stressed over things that never even happened

Dreading coming to work by Monday morning

demanufactured

I don't believe in "god".

Chuck Stone

The piercing shriek of your Ma calling your name to get out of your cosy nest-bed on a cold, wet winter morning to go to the education camp.

Bone chilling.

mackg

Spending the rest of my life behind the same desk doing the same shít everyday.

Not saying I don't want to have a career or anything but I don't want to end up in situation where my options are effectively reduced to zero due to debt or some such.

As well as that the idea of being in an accident and becoming completely paralysed scares the crap out of me too.

cloud493

When I can't immediately find my wallet in my pocket.

Matt_Trakker

People, most often ladies, in Burkas, wtf are they hiding?

Angeles

Watching the sea split in half and some guy with a staff walking through the middle... that would do the trick alright.

hattoncracker

Telling my mother I'm not coming home for Christmas this year.

Ghandee

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

People, most often ladies, in Burkas, wtf are they hiding?

Possibly bearded faces that feature on many of the FBI's wanted posters?

Dravokivich

It's dark, you're in your room. You're barefoot and know there's an upturned plug somewhere on the floor...

DaveNoCheese

Yore Ma :pac:

Seriously though, when the missus calls me David instead of Dave... I don't know exactly what but I've done something wrong!

When your Mam shouted your full name when you were younger.
**** was going down.

suicide_circus

demanufactured wrote: »

I don't believe in "god".

Yes because that's what this thread is about...
JESUS wept.

lukesmom

Dying

iDave

Hill starts

Oink

When we were 6-7 years old, and we were still messing in the bedroom around 8:30 (waaay past our bedtime). Dad would come in, hang his belt on the door, then leave. Worked every time....

Funglegunk

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

For me, it has to be a woman (wimminz) looking at her watch. You don't even know what she's going to say,but, you know it isn't going to be complimentary.

OP needs more practice in bed.

kfallon

Having to fart with a really bad hangover! You know it could end up with both the shower and washing machine on

razorblunt

That split second when you think you've got your head stuck in something.

When my 5 year old girl asks "Where do babies come from?"

When you think there's another step at the top of the stairs.

SEPT 23 1989

Developing a terminal illness and leaving my two young children behind

Duggy747

When an uppity, middle-aged woman comes into the shop you work in.

You just know she's going to demand satisfaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHtaU1IW4OM

CreepingDeath

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

What things put the fear of God into you?

The idea that there is a God.
If he/she is real, they're a sadistic maniac who can't be stopped.

BunShopVoyeur

Heights. My legs just go to jelly

The Eiffel Tower for one was a horrific experience.

TURRICAN

Dravokivich wrote: »

It's dark, you're in your room. You're barefoot and know there's an upturned plug somewhere on the floor...

Straight into the heel bone !

Caveman1

When your dreaming that you're running away from something or someone yet you dont seem to be moving, always wake in a panic.

Local-womanizer

Oink wrote: »

When we were 6-7 years old, and we were still messing in the bedroom around 8:30 (waaay past our bedtime). Dad would come in, hang his belt on the door, then leave. Worked every time....

Jokes on him, his trousers would fall down when he left :pac:

kfallon

When you wake up after a night's drinking and your first thought is, "Oh shit, did I turn on the oven last night when I got in home!"

SEPT 23 1989

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Heights. My legs just go to jelly

The Eiffel Tower for one was a horrific experience.

I could not do it i walked up the stairs to the first level and had to get back down again:D

Augmerson

Some kind of Spider/Tentacle hybrid. And it screams.

Timothy Bryce

Paul O'Connell

RikkFlair

Public speaking. You're either good at it or you're not, and I'm not.

I'd rather sing or dance tbh.

kfallon

RikkFlair wrote: »

Public speaking. You're either good at it or you're not, and I'm not.

I'd rather sing or dance tbh.

That would put the fear of God into me!

I've sang in public and I've made a couple of speeches/presentations but if somebody asked me to dance.....no fooking way!

sureitsgrand

Dreaming that my teeth are falling out.

prettyinpink

Caveman1 wrote: »

When your dreaming that you're running away from something or someone yet you dont seem to be moving, always wake in a panic.

I seem to be having this dream on a regular basis, its frightening!

Ilyana

When you're almost asleep, you're dreaming that you're falling, and the 'impact' wakes you up.

Scares the bejesus out of me, every time.

jessiejam

When you are in a large dept. store and for a couple of seconds, you loose sight of your toddler.

danslevent

That moment when you realise that you're definitely going to puke

Riddle101

cloud493 wrote: »

When I can't immediately find my wallet in my pocket.

This, or my phone.

SEPT 23 1989

jessiejam wrote: »

When you are in a large dept. store and for a couple of seconds, you loose sight of your toddler.

That sinking feeling

Pumpkinseeds

Seeing a live rat in close proximity to me. My chest locks, I can't breathe and I become a quivering mess. I don't get them in our area often, thank God for my cats.