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worst investment you ever made

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 The Tree of Liberty


    Racehorses and Greyhounds, a sure fire way to burn money and when you get that elusive "good one" it usually ends up injured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    whelan1 wrote: »
    ragworth posioning....didnt get it here
    what are the signs of ragworth poisoning?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    what are the signs of ragworth poisoning?
    death:D no seriously, no apetite, collic, wasting away....wouldnt even eat calfcrunch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    whelan1 wrote: »
    death:D no seriously, no apetite, collic, wasting away....wouldnt even eat calfcrunch
    na i had a cow 3 weeks ago starting to waste away, black watery dung-thought it might be ragworth poisoning(but me sister whos a vet reckoned it was a burst absyss. Luckily i had her in the factory before she got too bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    no if anything these where constipated, didnt know what it was til the first one died and then it was too late to save the others


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,081 ✭✭✭td5man


    whelan1 wrote: »
    no if anything these where constipated, didnt know what it was til the first one died and then it was too late to save the others
    What can you do to save them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    My worst investment was a jersey bull calf for 15 euros in the mart:-(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭Black Smoke


    td5man wrote: »
    What can you do to save them?


    Bring them to the mart:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    every maiden heifer that I buy that turns up in calf, or guaranteed heifers bought that turn up as having had a calf at a later date


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    td5man wrote: »
    What can you do to save them?
    not sure but its the liver that gets damaged and they can ultimately die, if i had known that was what they had i would have factoried them rather than having to pay the knacker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    But would he be any good, on the end of the calving jack, I wonder:rolleyes:
    Which end?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    Cheap Tools.
    Never a good invesent. Let you down just when your up against it with a breakdown.
    I was with a fella once, he was lying under a trailer trying to get a hub off. It was up on a cheap bottle jack he bought out of the back of a van for €30 !
    Madness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    my first car. A megane van. caused me nothing but heartache!
    second worst was a pedigree parthenaise heifer that went stone mad at calving an lost the calf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭Insp. Harry Callahan


    A commerical landrover discovery, the new model tdv6#worst machine ever to come about the place, spent a forture on repairs,glad to get the brute moved on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,326 ✭✭✭Farmer Pudsey


    bbam wrote: »
    Cheap Tools.
    Never a good invesent. Let you down just when your up against it with a breakdown.
    I was with a fella once, he was lying under a trailer trying to get a hub off. It was up on a cheap bottle jack he bought out of the back of a van for €30 !
    Madness

    It did not matter wheather the bottle jack was expensive or cheap you never go under anything only supported by a jack


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    One of these:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81SixfmCjWC1V-KSefNphfWtB8JeD7_J8p2H2pETOuRRQx6fIrw

    Talking about this with a lad today and he agreed. He'd a cow that got into one, dragged it into a river with the electric fence belting current through it. That was some tragic accident:(

    My one doesn't get used. With paddocks it's too much hassle moving it all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    just do it wrote: »
    One of these:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81SixfmCjWC1V-KSefNphfWtB8JeD7_J8p2H2pETOuRRQx6fIrw

    Talking about this with a lad today and he agreed. He'd a cow that got into one, dragged it into a river with the electric fence belting current through it. That was some tragic accident:(

    My one doesn't get used. With paddocks it's too much hassle moving it all the time.

    Thats mad. We have 2 that we made ourselves here. We think that they are the mutts nuts and wouldn't be without them and we use a paddock system of sorts. One is lifted on the three point linkage and the other is picked up on the loader by a hook on top to move it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭Black Smoke


    just do it wrote: »
    One of these:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81SixfmCjWC1V-KSefNphfWtB8JeD7_J8p2H2pETOuRRQx6fIrw

    Talking about this with a lad today and he agreed. He'd a cow that got into one, dragged it into a river with the electric fence belting current through it. That was some tragic accident:(

    My one doesn't get used. With paddocks it's too much hassle moving it all the time.

    I had a cow go into one this year. It was fukcn mad. Turned inside, tried to go out, got stuck half way. Took off with it around tha field at top speed. The bull joined in the racket, running around after her, bellowing like crazy.
    She eventually got near enough to the yard and stopped long enough for me to get a rope around it and tied it to an esb pole.
    Several extension leads and an angle grinder later, I had her cut out of it!!
    She was none the worse for wear though! Unlike myself -:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    just do it wrote: »
    One of these:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81SixfmCjWC1V-KSefNphfWtB8JeD7_J8p2H2pETOuRRQx6fIrw

    Talking about this with a lad today and he agreed. He'd a cow that got into one, dragged it into a river with the electric fence belting current through it. That was some tragic accident:(

    My one doesn't get used. With paddocks it's too much hassle moving it all the time.

    I only bought one a few weeks ago :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Dont be daft


    I had a cow go into one this year. It was fukcn mad. Turned inside, tried to go out, got stuck half way. Took off with it around tha field at top speed. The bull joined in the racket, running around after her, bellowing like crazy.
    She eventually got near enough to the yard and stopped long enough for me to get a rope around it and tied it to an esb pole.
    Several extension leads and an angle grinder later, I had her cut out of it!!
    She was none the worse for wear though! Unlike myself -:)

    Sorry lad but I'm in stitches picturing that.
    Its probably the way you told it but that is hilarious. Like something out of Faulty Towers.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    I only bought one a few weeks ago :(
    Pity, I've have sold you my little used one! Depends on the system. I now creep feed mine in the shed. Having said all that, my system is still evolving!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    I had a cow go into one this year. It was fukcn mad. Turned inside, tried to go out, got stuck half way. Took off with it around tha field at top speed. The bull joined in the racket, running around after her, bellowing like crazy.
    She eventually got near enough to the yard and stopped long enough for me to get a rope around it and tied it to an esb pole.
    Several extension leads and an angle grinder later, I had her cut out of it!!
    She was none the worse for wear though! Unlike myself -:)
    always have a hacksaw in the jeep for such eventualities, never know when ya need it:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    I had a yearling heifer get stuck in a homemade creep gate. She pulled her ribcage through and got stuck then. Hacksawed the bar, got her out and welded it back up again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    pakalasa wrote: »
    I had a yearling heifer get stuck in a homemade creep gate. She pulled her ribcage through and got stuck then. Hacksawed the bar, got her out and welded it back up again.
    had a weanling got stuck at the hips in a round feeder cut her out and she got stuck in the otherside of it:rolleyes: plenty of colourful language that day


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    pakalasa wrote: »
    I had a yearling heifer get stuck in a homemade creep gate. She pulled her ribcage through and got stuck then. Hacksawed the bar, got her out and welded it back up again.

    If you have the help available a shovel or spade each side of the ribcage and shove her back can save cutting them out;)

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    I had a cow go into one this year. It was fukcn mad. Turned inside, tried to go out, got stuck half way. Took off with it around tha field at top speed. The bull joined in the racket, running around after her, bellowing like crazy.
    She eventually got near enough to the yard and stopped long enough for me to get a rope around it and tied it to an esb pole.
    Several extension leads and an angle grinder later, I had her cut out of it!!
    She was none the worse for wear though! Unlike myself -:)

    i thought mad sh1t like that just happened at our house :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    It did not matter wheather the bottle jack was expensive or cheap you never go under anything only supported by a jack
    indeed..
    We have some sections cut from railway sleepers..
    Neighbour of ours was found a few years ago under his car where the jack had given way and crushed him to death.. poor fella was there for what they reckon was half a day..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    A draught mare which got colic and died five months after I bought and trained her, then two weeks later a weanling I'd bought for showing died.

    Most recently, a bengal cat which has become nocturnal and sleeps all day in my bed and wakes me up at 2 am by pouncing on my face so he can be let out to catch me some murder presents from the fields.
    (Buut I do love the daft b@stard):o

    On the other hand, best investment was laser eye surgery! Soooo much handier than glasses or contacts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    pakalasa wrote: »
    I had a yearling heifer get stuck in a homemade creep gate. She pulled her ribcage through and got stuck then. Hacksawed the bar, got her out and welded it back up again.

    Just wondering Pak were the bars like rollers or were they welded solid? I wonder if they rolled would it help a tight one squeeze through? Don't use creeps or creep gates so not a glue myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    blue5000 wrote: »
    If you have the help available a shovel or spade each side of the ribcage and shove her back can save cutting them out;)

    Or plenty of ash plant!!! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    I bought a PB Charolais incalf heifer years ago from a well known herd through the society sale. Quiet as a lamb till I had her a day or so..........Then she was a looper. Equally as bad was the fact that I bought her on her breeding, and price rather than her quality.
    I suppose she taught me a valuable lesson!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    whelan1 wrote: »
    had a weanling got stuck at the hips in a round feeder cut her out and she got stuck in the otherside of it:rolleyes: plenty of colourful language that day


    This made me laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    This made me laugh
    believe you me laughter was the last thing on my mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Bizzum wrote: »
    I bought a PB Charolais incalf heifer years ago from a well known herd through the society sale. Quiet as a lamb till I had her a day or so..........Then she was a looper. Equally as bad was the fact that I bought her on her breeding, and price rather than her quality.
    I suppose she taught me a valuable lesson!

    Much the same story, only the one I bought wasn't in calf. She was loop the loop too. I reckon she was doped for the sale. Had serious problems trying to get her in calf, then in the end she lost the calf. Because she was a nut, she got the one way ticket to the factory. Paid €3,200 for her. €1,400 was the factory cheque over a year later :o Sometimes you just have to put it down to experience and move on. At least she didn't hurt anyone TG.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    Muckit wrote: »
    Much the same story, only the one I bought wasn't in calf. She was loop the loop too. I reckon she was doped for the sale. Had serious problems trying to get her in calf, then in the end she lost the calf. Because she was a nut, she got the one way ticket to the factory. Paid €3,200 for her. €1,400 was the factory cheque over a year later :o Sometimes you just have to put it down to experience and move on. At least she didn't hurt anyone TG.

    jeez there are some lousy fcukers going to sell an animal like that.. especially a pure bred


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭Black Smoke


    Muckit wrote: »
    Much the same story, only the one I bought wasn't in calf. She was loop the loop too. I reckon she was doped for the sale. Had serious problems trying to get her in calf, then in the end she lost the calf. Because she was a nut, she got the one way ticket to the factory. Paid €3,200 for her. €1,400 was the factory cheque over a year later :o Sometimes you just have to put it down to experience and move on. At least she didn't hurt anyone TG.

    Surely you would have a case to make to the society!! I wouldn't take a situation like that lying down.
    Animals simply do not behave quietly at a sale, and then go mental a day later! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    You could be right black smoke. I just didn't fancy the hassle at the time to be honest. More fool me perhaps. Like Bizzum though, I won't be just looking at figures out a catologue anymore. Temperment means as much as throwing a good calf!

    Anything cracked here ped or commercial gets the factory, I wouldn't have it on my conscience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    whelan1 wrote: »
    pakalasa wrote: »
    I had a yearling heifer get stuck in a homemade creep gate. She pulled her ribcage through and got stuck then. Hacksawed the bar, got her out and welded it back up again.
    had a weanling got stuck at the hips in a round feeder cut her out and she got stuck in the otherside of it:rolleyes: plenty of colourful language that day
    Sorry whealan but I had to laugh at that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭just do it


    Muckit wrote: »
    You could be right black smoke. I just didn't fancy the hassle at the time to be honest. More fool me perhaps. Like Bizzum though, I won't be just looking at figures out a catologue anymore. Temperment means as much as throwing a good calf!

    Anything cracked here ped or commercial gets the factory, I wouldn't have it on my conscience.
    Same policy here Muckit, to the factory. I'd hate to see some honest sort buy her at the mart.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Muckit wrote: »
    Just wondering Pak were the bars like rollers or were they welded solid? I wonder if they rolled would it help a tight one squeeze through? Don't use creeps or creep gates so not a glue myself.
    It was an old gate from the front of the house, so bars were solid. If it was the proper creep gate, then bars would be removable so no problem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Muckit wrote: »
    Much the same story, only the one I bought wasn't in calf. She was loop the loop too. I reckon she was doped for the sale.

    I have little doubt that my lady was slipped a mickey finn. I'm starting to wonder now did they come from the same herd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Anybody ever catch a heifer behind the ribcage in the semi auto crush gate? It can be a tricky game to get em out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    im after buyin a dump trailer hopefully it wont appear on this thread in a couple of years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Figerty


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Anybody ever catch a heifer behind the ribcage in the semi auto crush gate? It can be a tricky game to get em out.

    No, but I put the cattle in a few weeks ago due to the weather and was giving them a few nuts...I arrived in the shed to find an 18month old heifer stuck half way out the calf creep gate.. She gave me a look as if.... 'What are you going to do about it' and stood there.
    I had to get the fecking hacksaw out out in a hurry to cut the top rail and free her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Anybody ever catch a heifer behind the ribcage in the semi auto crush gate? It can be a tricky game to get em out.

    yes,if they are mad its great craic:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭1chippy


    we had one a couple of months back catch in a feeding gate. she ended up dragging the gate off somehow. it me the old man and a friend to catch her and gate. knock her to the ground then cut out two bars with the consaw. she is an absolute tramp and one off two which will be going for the hook next year. of course both would make nice breeders.


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