Womans Logic

admiralofthefleet

so i was making the dinner about an hour ago and i shout to my wife 'Would you like pepper on your steak?'
to which she replies 'yes please'
so just after we had our dinner we were having a chat and i noticed she ate only half her steak. when i questioned this she replied 'I dont like pepper'

What in blue bollox do you wimmins be thinking sometimes

my mind if full of feck

Mr Benevolent

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was making the dinner about an hour ago and i shout to my wife 'Would you like pepper on your steak?'
to which she replies 'yes please'
so just after we had our dinner we were having a chat and i noticed she ate only half her steak. when i questioned this she replied 'I dont like pepper'

What in blue bollox do you wimmins be thinking sometimes

my mind if full of feck

She either didn't hear you or was too polite to say no.

Real Life

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was making the dinner about an hour ago and i shout to my wife 'Would you like pepper on your steak?'
to which she replies 'yes please'
so just after we had our dinner we were having a chat and i noticed she ate only half her steak. when i questioned this she replied 'I dont like pepper'

What in blue bollox do you wimmins be thinking sometimes

my mind if full of feck

always pepper your angus

Tombi!

I have a better one: this one time my husband cooked me a steak and asked me if I wanted pepper. I had to say yes because his cooking is horrible so I tried to cover the taste with pepper.

Turns out it didn't work.

It's not a feckin' "women's" logic thing; men can be equally as bad with making decisions.

aaronjumper

Well at least there is no way this will turn into an argument.

humbert

Women think they are multitasking but in reality they're just not concentrating on what they're currently doing.

admiralofthefleet

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I have a better one: this one time my husband cooked me a steak and asked me if I wanted pepper. I had to say yes because his cooking is horrible so I tried to cover the taste with pepper.

Turns out it didn't work.

It's not a feckin' "women's" logic thing; men can be equally as bad with making decisions.

5 feet away from me at the time and said 'yes'. wasnt me who made a bad decision. eat some chocolate dear

Boombastic

You just don't listen :mad:

Tombi!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

5 feet away from me at the time and said 'yes'. wasnt me who made a bad decision. eat some chocolate dear

Ah, the typical "you're on the rag, eat something sweet to calm the emotions" :rolleyes:

Local-womanizer

Any chance I can have the rest of the steak?

Abi

Did she hear you right when you asked? If she was a bit preoccupied with something it might explain it.

Also, she doesn't like pepper. Why didn't she tell you this BEFORE you got married? God knows what other skeletons are in that closet.

/V\etalfish

I think what's worse is that you didn't/don't know that your wife doesn't like pepper...

Mr Benevolent

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Ah, the typical "you're on the rag, eat something sweet to calm the emotions" :rolleyes:

What?

admiralofthefleet

Abi wrote: »

Did she hear you right when you asked? If she was a bit preoccupied with something it might explain it.

Also, she doesn't like pepper. Why didn't she tell you this BEFORE you got married? God knows what other skeletons are in that closet.

she does like pepper, thats why im dumbfounded

Ghandee

Thinly veiled I can afford steak on a week night!



No recession in admirals house!



/puts pepper on his super noodles.

admiralofthefleet

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so i was making the dinner about an hour ago and i shout to my wife 'Would you like pepper on your steak?'
to which she replies 'yes please'
so just after we had our dinner we were having a chat and i noticed she ate only half her steak. when i questioned this she replied 'I dont like pepper'

What in blue bollox do you wimmins be thinking sometimes

my mind if full of feck

have you only been married a short time, as in a few weeks maybe???

otherwise I put it to you, why DONT YOU KNOW if your wife likes pepper or not??


I bet shes told you a million times:D;)

Tombi!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she does like pepper, thats why im dumbfounded

She said she didn't.
I think I'm going to take her word on it.

Mickeroo

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Sage, sage words.

Wimmins eh?? we're feckin great

Quorum

Maybe you put way too much pepper on the steak.

admiralofthefleet

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

She said she didn't.
I think I'm going to take her word on it.

she likes pepper all the time then suddenly decides she doesnt

Tombi!

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she likes pepper all the time then suddenly decides she doesnt

Maybe your cooking really is bad. Maybe she didn't like it on the steak but thought she would.

Best idea is to have a serious discussion of how she really does feel about pepper. A divorce might be in order!

Abi

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she does like pepper, thats why im dumbfounded

hmm. So she is either bat shït crazy, or your steaks were rank. Not good either way.

Did you eat the rest of her steak btw?

admiralofthefleet

Abi wrote: »

hmm. So she is either bat shït crazy, or your steaks were rank. Not good either way.

Did you eat the rest of her steak btw?

i millied it, it was lovely and was done medium rare

Mickeroo

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she likes pepper all the time then suddenly decides she doesnt

Pregnant? :pac:

Tombi!

Mickeroo wrote: »

Pregnant? :pac:

What did you do to her you dirty fecker!

admiralofthefleet

Mickeroo wrote: »

Pregnant? :pac:

oh fuck. not ready for another yet

admiralofthefleet

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she likes pepper all the time then suddenly decides she doesnt

before ye know it, she'll feel the same way about you....sorry bout that

admiralofthefleet

Jake1 wrote: »

before ye know it, she'll feel the same way about you....sorry bout that

womans logic

Abi

Mickeroo wrote: »

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she likes pepper all the time then suddenly decides she doesnt

Pregnant? :pac:

A pregnant woman often feels strong cravings for specific types of foods. Most commonly, these cravings will be for salty, sweet, sour and/or spicy items. Many expectant mothers have concerns about eating black and white pepper, and whether it affects the unborn baby. While rigorous scientific evidence is scarce, it is best for the mother to avoid eating large amounts of pepper while pregnant to avoid possible complications.

He he he :pac:

admiralofthefleet

Abi wrote: »

He he he :pac:

im going for a pint now, i think ill pop into the chemist too. Jaysus you heard it here first boards

WoollyRedHat

I remember something about pepper and babies not liking it all that much in Alice in Wonderland, and that was certainly logical, so your wife must be pregnant.

Infractions to follow.