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Forgot my mother's birthday.

take everything · 2012-09-18 22:10:29

**** it. Am i a monster? And how do i get out of this. Send on a belated card? Or is there such a thing as same day delivery that will save me? Advice please.

18-09-2012 11:10pm

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take everything

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**** it.
Am i a monster?
And how do i get out of this.
Send on a belated card?
Or is there such a thing as same day delivery that will save me?
Advice please.

No yore ma crap please

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#2 18-09-2012 11:11pm

nachocheese

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Attempt to seduce her.

The whole birthday thing will be forgotten about, regardless of the result.

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#3 18-09-2012 11:12pm

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send here a massive vibertor your saved

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#4 18-09-2012 11:12pm

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You will find the solution to any problem in After Hours :

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056758251

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#5 18-09-2012 11:13pm

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FANTAPANTS wrote: »

send here a massive vibertor your saved

What will sending you a massive vibrator do for his mother's birthday?

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#6 18-09-2012 11:13pm

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Bring her for lunch somewhere nice at the weekend mothers always love that kinda thing.

I'm gonna hope you're not living at home still if that's the case pack your bags :eek::D

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#7 18-09-2012 11:13pm

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I forgot about my mothers birthday. Came back from college and saw all the cards on the mantlepiece. ****e I thought. Bang, straight back in the car into town, "have to check my bank balance at the atm" I said. Straight to shop, card and choccies. Bring 'em home. "bet you thought I forgot" I says

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#8 18-09-2012 11:14pm

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Its too late now... Ring a flower place in the morning and ask them to apologise they got the date wrong. Also send a card.

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#9 18-09-2012 11:14pm

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Is it tomorrow? Just can't see how same day delivery would be any use at this stage

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#10 18-09-2012 11:15pm

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Is it tomorrow? Just can't see how same day delivery would be any use at this stage

Yes, tomorrow.

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#11 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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Ah jaysis you're grand, send her flowers in the morning

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#12 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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nachocheese wrote: »

What will sending you a massive vibrator do for his mother's birthday?

Put a smile on her face.

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#13 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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take everything wrote: »

**** it.
Am i a monster?
And how do i get out of this.
Send on a belated card?
Or is there such a thing as same day delivery that will save me?
Advice please.

No yore ma crap please

Ah yeah, it's all take, take, take with you, isn't it. Mother forgetter.

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#14 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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take everything wrote: »

Yes, tomorrow.

Well then you're fine! Do you live with your mother? Why can't you just get perfume and flowers in the morning?

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#15 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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Try to convince her that her birthday is actually a day later because of the leap year

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#16 18-09-2012 11:16pm

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take everything wrote: »

Yes, tomorrow.

Will you see her in the morning or can you get her something during the day?

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#17 18-09-2012 11:17pm

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Ah leave it ou

Leave it fookin ouuu

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#18 18-09-2012 11:17pm

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http://www.flowers.ie/flower-delivery-services/

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#19 18-09-2012 11:19pm

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Few naggins. Be grand

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#20 18-09-2012 11:21pm

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fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Well then you're fine! Do you live with your mother? Why can't you just get perfume and flowers in the morning?

No, that's why i'm asking about delivery options.
If i can sort it so a card arrives by tomorrow, i'll be happy.

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#21 18-09-2012 11:22pm

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She'll forgive you but remind you how she never once or will forget yours.
Wives and Girlfriends are another story.

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#22 18-09-2012 11:24pm

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take everything wrote: »

No, that's why i'm asking about delivery options.
If i can sort it so a card arrives by tomorrow, i'll be happy.

Florist would be your best bet, as Whoopsadaisydoodles suggested. That or chance sending it express post first thing in the morning.

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#23 18-09-2012 11:25pm

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enjoy hell you horrible child

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#24 18-09-2012 11:35pm

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OP, your username is very apt and probably something your mother will be saying to you tomorrow. You selfish ingrate!

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#25 19-09-2012 12:30am

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Send her a Dominos around dinner time. She'll forgive you.:P

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#26 19-09-2012 12:46am

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vicwatson wrote: »

Send her a Dominos around dinner time. She'll forgive you.:P

Yuck

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#27 19-09-2012 12:55am

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Did you text or ring her at all? If its not too late just send her a card just say may have taken a while in the post to get to her?? or that you had it ready but never got a chance to send it till now. No harm done its the thought that counts.

Take her out for a meal the next time you see her. Flowers and Chocolates?
She would love a spa treat I'd bet!! Take to a show/film she like?

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#28 19-09-2012 12:57am

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you're an horrible fucking cunt.

say ten hail marys and beg her for forgiveness you miserable little excuse for a child.

Banned

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#29 19-09-2012 1:08am

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Happy Birthday to Give_Everything, did you get anything from Take_Everything?

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#30 19-09-2012 1:14am

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Drink yourself silly and pretend everything is okay.

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#31 19-09-2012 2:15am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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#32 19-09-2012 2:16am

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

Drink yourself silly and pretend everything is okay.

Then give her a ring in about half an hour and tell her all about it.

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