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Japanese man cooks his genitals and serves them to customers

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  • #2
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Cock a la mushrooms and parsley :pac:


  • #3
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,133 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    What a knob!


  • #4
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    I hope he remembered to write
    Caution : contains nuts .


  • #5
    bluecode
    Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭bluecode


    Ok let me be first. He had to have some balls to do that. :D


  • #6
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Ah sure every time I cook I make a balls of it too.


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  • #7
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    He cocked that one up!


  • #8
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    They werent mushrooms he was just embarrassed to admit his wart situation.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They should sue she him.














    I'll get my own coat, thanks


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Cock o' man!


  • #11
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Standard day in Japan


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  • #12
    BigFatGiant
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭BigFatGiant


    That story actually made my eyes water a little.


  • #13
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    In fairness he fed five men with his dick . And they say the asians have the small genitalia . Must of had balls on him like an old goat.


  • #14
    DipStick McSwindler
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  • #15
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    The sick thing is - they ate them voluntarily (if you believe the Dailymail)

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #16
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    mango salsa wrote: »
    The sick thing is - they ate them voluntarily (if you believe the Dailymail)
    Well your hardly gonna pay 160 quid for food and then be forced to eat it are ye.


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Thats just wong


  • #18
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Cock a leeky soup anyone?

    Anyone?

    Thought not.


  • #19
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    I hope he doesn't do that again!


  • #20
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    What's the garnish? Cream of Sum Yung Gai?


  • #21
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    He must have had some woks on him


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  • #22
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    stoneill wrote: »
    I hope he doesn't do that again!

    That would be eh..... difficult

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #23
    Andy!!
    Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    Why would he get charged with incident exposure? Wouldn't they get charged with cannibalism???


  • #24
    Slurryface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 225 ✭✭Slurryface


    Someone made a balls of the dinner:D


  • #25
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Andy!! wrote: »
    Why would he get charged with incident exposure? Wouldn't they get charged with cannibalism???


    Plenty of women have eaten male genitalia without getting nabbed for cannibalism


  • #26
    flogging a dead horse
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭flogging a dead horse


    If they had their way in the 1940's, half of the world would be speaking Japanese and cooking their own balls, but not voulantarily.


  • #27
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    We've all prob eaten worse in our local Chinese :p


  • #28
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I take it he didn't make his own sauce.

    Or ever will again.


  • #29
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    kfallon wrote: »
    We've all prob eaten worse in our local Chinese :p

    Yeah. Chicken Balls


  • #30
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    mango salsa wrote: »
    That would be eh..... difficult

    swoosh


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  • #31
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    stoneill wrote: »
    swoosh


    SWOOSH!


  • #32
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Yeah. Chicken Cat Balls

    FYP

    :pac:


  • #33
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    garnished with mushrooms and parsley
    Should have used fig leaves -he might have dodged the indecent exposure charge.


  • #34
    Jamlad
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭Jamlad


    suprided it didnt hit the internet as a video: 2 balls 5 men and a pot....


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