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Will the baby declare for Britain or Afghanistan?

  • 20-09-2012 2:05pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭


    Serving British soldier gives birth to baby boy in Afghanistan
    Updated: 13:50, Thursday, 20 September 2012


    A British servicewoman has given birth while serving in Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence has said.



    The woman had a son at Camp Bastion on Tuesday


    One News: British servicewoman gives birth at Afghanistan compound
    The woman, who is understood to have been unaware of her pregnancy, had a son at Camp Bastion on Tuesday.
    Both mother and baby are in a stable condition.
    They are due to be flown home in the coming days after a specialist medical team from the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford arrives in the Helmand Province base.
    A Ministry of Defence (MoD) spokesman said: "We can confirm that on 18 September a UK servicewoman serving in Afghanistan gave birth in the Camp Bastion Field Hospital to a baby boy.
    "Mother and baby are both in a stable condition in the hospital and are receiving the best possible care.
    "A specialist Paediatric Retrieval Team is being prepared and will deploy in the next few days in order to provide appropriate care for mother and baby on the flight home."
    The spokesman added: "It is not military policy to allow service women to deploy on operations if they are pregnant. In this instance the MoD was unaware of her pregnancy.
    "As with all medical cases, when the need arises, individuals are returned to the UK for appropriate treatment/care."
    According to the Daily Mail, the woman served as a gunner with the Royal Artillery, and had been deployed with the 17th Mechanised Brigade since March.
    The newspaper said she only discovered she was pregnant after she went to medics complaining of stomach pains, and the baby was born five weeks' premature.

    Fancy this mummy giving you cover in a firefight. If she doesn't know that there is something lurking inside her. Like Rory McIlroy, will the youth feel more Afghani when he grows up?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    It's the chosen one. It's why the Yanks & Brits are there... they knew about the prophesy.

    I'm pleased it turns out that the child is a Yank... can you imagine the Brits goin' on & on about it if the chosen one was one of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    F.u.c.k. It's a Brit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Yes, I can see why you think that it is the chosen one ............. mother and baby in stable condition


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Unaware of her pregnancy? WTF?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Afganistan are ****. Much better chance of getting to a world cup being English.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Unaware of her pregnancy? WTF?

    Happens fairly often apparently.

    Often enough for a TV show http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Unaware of her pregnancy? WTF?

    Its not that uncommon. I was almost 5 months gone when I found out I was pregnant with my first. No symptoms, no kicking, no bump.


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Its not that uncommon. I was almost 5 months gone when I found out I was pregnant with my first. No symptoms, no kicking, no bump.

    no periods??

    did you still have them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    Don't be silly he's declaring for the Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    user2011 wrote: »
    Don't be silly he's declaring for the Ireland.
    He'll be born in Afganistan but his feet will touch Irish soil first John Delaney has confirmed he's eligible for the ROI. Pints are on Johnner! Woo hoo!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Jake1 wrote: »
    no periods??

    did you still have them?

    Yeah on and off but my cycle was all over the place at the time anyway so it wasn't unusual


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Its not that uncommon. I was almost 5 months gone when I found out I was pregnant with my first. No symptoms, no kicking, no bump.

    Good for you! What was your reaction when the penny dropped?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Hilly Bill


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Yeah on and off but my cycle was all over the place at the time anyway so it wasn't unusual

    You need to get that bike fixed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭An Coilean


    Who cares?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭The Highwayman


    WGAF

    Who Gives A F**K


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,310 ✭✭✭Pkiernan


    The whole pregnancy was obviously a ploy.

    The mother wanted the baby born in Afghanistan so she could claimed prized Afghani citizenship.

    It has backfired and she has been deported back to her home country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    It's very common. I know a woman who was playing rugby and gave birth while in a scum. Her team mates thought she was passing the ball back to them and they actually used the baby as a ball for 15 minutes including converting a try before they realised what was happening.

    The baby was fine btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Awesome-O


    It's very common. I know a woman who was playing rugby and gave birth while in a scum. Her team mates thought she was passing the ball back to them and they actually used the baby as a ball for 15 minutes including converting a try before they realised what was happening.

    The baby was fine btw.


    How unfortunate for this to how :eek:

    Fortunate however that mother and baby are well now :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    It's very common. I know a woman who was playing rugby and gave birth while in a scum. Her team mates thought she was passing the ball back to them and they actually used the baby as a ball for 15 minutes including converting a try before they realised what was happening.

    The baby was fine btw.

    Is this kinda like the afterbirth that Naomi Campbell was wittering on about?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Its not that uncommon. I was almost 5 months gone when I found out I was pregnant with my first. No symptoms, no kicking, no bump.

    But what about menstrual cycle?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    [sarcasm] I bet her husband is going to be surprised !![/sarcasm]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    my mam was born in Cyprus, cause me Granda was stationed over there in the Army. She considers herself Irish though, nothing to do with Cyprus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    But what about menstrual cycle?

    you can have that fully through a pregnancy sometimes. Have you never seen "I didn't know I Was Pregnant!" Its mad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Fecking fordiners coming in here to Afghanistan and having kids just to bleed our welfare system. I hear they get a free shack to live in and a goat. It this sort of carry on is why i voted for Abdullah Abdullah. Karzai out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭nachocheese


    Unaware of her pregnancy my arse.

    Get them out of the military and stop pandering to the ****ing hand wringers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    She's a real baby boomer. It was a Roadside IED - Inconvenient Express Delivery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Spread wrote: »
    The woman had a son at Camp Bastion on Tuesday

    Should rename it Camp Bastard :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    She's in the artillery so she should be used to bangs leading to unexpected deliveries.


  • Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    Spread wrote: »

    Fancy this mummy giving you cover in a firefight. If she doesn't know that there is something lurking inside her. Like Rory McIlroy, will the youth feel more Afghani when he grows up?

    Who could have told she was harbouring a womb buster McIlroy's just a clown, he'll get his.. starring role in the remake of It.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭nachocheese


    McIlroy's a fantastic golfer and sportsman, don't be getting your dirty knickers in a bunch just because he won't wear the tricolour on demand.


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