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  • 20-09-2012 3:34pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    My missus wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday; so I got her sister pregnant.

    We're on next Tuesday.
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    I took a bookies daughter out for a drink last night.

    I got her home at 10 to 1.
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    I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex..

    He's a small arms dealer.
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    Dating a single mother:

    It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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